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Possible Side Effects

Augusten Burroughs

From the million-copy bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection yet. This audiobook is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This audiobook is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some people reported inappropriate, convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs, and sudden gasping. Fewer than 1 percent reported narcolepsy. Doll collectors may experience special sensitivity, as may discourteous drivers, candy-company brand managers, and nicotine-gum users. This audiobook has been shown to be especially helpful to those with parents, grandparents, life partners, and incontinent dogs. People with dry, cracked skin have responded well to this audiobook, as have people with certain heart conditions. Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. This audiobook is contraindicated in those suffering from certain psychiatric disorders, including---but not limited to---listeners afflicted with anhedonia, which is the inability to experience pleasure. Ask your doctor about Possible Side Effects.

From the million-copy bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection yet. This audiobook is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This audiobook is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some people reported inappropriate, convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs, and sudden gasping. Fewer than 1 percent reported narcolepsy. Doll collectors may experience special sensitivity, as may discourteous drivers, candy-company brand managers, and nicotine-gum users. This audiobook has been shown to be especially helpful to those with parents, grandparents, life partners, and incontinent dogs. People with dry, cracked skin have responded well to this audiobook, as have people with certain heart conditions. Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. This audiobook is contraindicated in those suffering from certain psychiatric disorders, including---but not limited to---listeners afflicted with anhedonia, which is the inability to experience pleasure. Ask your doctor about Possible Side Effects.
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From the million-copy bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection yet. This audiobook is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This audiobook is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating. In studies, some people reported inappropriate, convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs, and sudden gasping. Fewer than 1 percent reported narcolepsy. Doll collectors may experience special sensitivity, as may discourteous drivers, candy-company brand managers, and nicotine-gum users. This audiobook has been shown to be especially helpful to those with parents, grandparents, life partners, and incontinent dogs. People with dry, cracked skin have responded well to this audiobook, as have people with certain heart conditions. Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to this book, until you know what effects it may have on you. This audiobook is contraindicated in those suffering from certain psychiatric disorders, including---but not limited to---listeners afflicted with anhedonia, which is the inability to experience pleasure. Ask your doctor about Possible Side Effects.

Language:

English

Length:

10h


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

07:24


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

07:43


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:25


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:16


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:14


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:29


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:49


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

06:07


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:07


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

07:49


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:35


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

07:38


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:40


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:30


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:54


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

06:04


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:35


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

05:56


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:40


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:01


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:53


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

05:32


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

07:37


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:05


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

04:41


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:01


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:22


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:47


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:42


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

06:39


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

06:53


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:27


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

07:33


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

06:13


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

06:33


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

07:28


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:08


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:08


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

06:05


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

06:50


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

07:03


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

07:22


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

06:57


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

07:22


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:56


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:37


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

07:09


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

07:02


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

07:28


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

06:36


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

06:26


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

04:50


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

05:55


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:10


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

07:13


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

07:40


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

07:36


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

07:13


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

04:43


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

04:52


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

06:10


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

04:53


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

06:35


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

06:26


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

05:43


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

06:39


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

03:09


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

06:33


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

06:17


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

04:31


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

04:35


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

05:41


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

05:35


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

02:24


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

05:22


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

05:05


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

06:53


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

07:22


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

07:03


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

07:25


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

07:29


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

06:00


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

04:33


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

05:35


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

06:12


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

06:18


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

04:45


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

06:10


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

07:05


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

06:07


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

05:13


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

04:04


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

07:02


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

05:58


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

07:42


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

07:02


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

06:08


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

05:17