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Sellevision - A Novel

Augusten Burroughs

Darkly funny and gleefully mean-spirited, Sellevision explores greed, obsession and third tier celebrity, in the world of a fictional home shopping network. Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved and handsome (lonely and gay) host of "Slumber Sunday Sundown" accidentally exposes himself in front of twenty million kids and their parents during a "Toys for Tots" segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails about her appearance from a stalker. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the very young babysitter who lives next door. Then there's Leigh, whose affair with Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere, until she exposes him on air; and Bebe, Sellevision's star host, who finds Mr. Right through the Internet--if she can just stop her shopping addiction from taking over.

Darkly funny and gleefully mean-spirited, Sellevision explores greed, obsession and third tier celebrity, in the world of a fictional home shopping network. Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved and handsome (lonely and gay) host of "Slumber Sunday Sundown" accidentally exposes himself in front of twenty million kids and their parents during a "Toys for Tots" segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails about her appearance from a stalker. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the very young babysitter who lives next door. Then there's Leigh, whose affair with Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere, until she exposes him on air; and Bebe, Sellevision's star host, who finds Mr. Right through the Internet--if she can just stop her shopping addiction from taking over.
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Darkly funny and gleefully mean-spirited, Sellevision explores greed, obsession and third tier celebrity, in the world of a fictional home shopping network. Welcome to the troubled world of Sellevision, America's premier retail broadcasting network. When Max Andrews, the much-loved and handsome (lonely and gay) host of "Slumber Sunday Sundown" accidentally exposes himself in front of twenty million kids and their parents during a "Toys for Tots" segment, Sellevision faces its first big scandal. As Max fails to find a job in television, another host, the popular and perky Peggy Jean Smythe is receiving sinister emails about her appearance from a stalker. Popping pills and drinking heavily, she fails to notice that her husband is spending a lot of time with the very young babysitter who lives next door. Then there's Leigh, whose affair with Sellevision boss Howard Toast is going nowhere, until she exposes him on air; and Bebe, Sellevision's star host, who finds Mr. Right through the Internet--if she can just stop her shopping addiction from taking over.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Robin Miles

Length:

7h 35m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

05:39


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:38


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:24


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:23


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:33


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:47


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:27


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

06:05


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:30


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

05:28


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:16


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

02:43


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

05:29


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:37


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:24


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:48


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:29


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

06:29


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

04:52


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

04:56


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

05:37


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

07:42


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

06:14


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:52


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:23


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:45


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

03:23


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

00:55


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:36


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

07:12


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:31


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:17


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

07:51


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

06:48


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:19


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

04:23


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:41


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:21


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

05:18


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

03:56


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

05:29


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:29


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

05:46


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:55


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:28


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:03


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:51


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:20


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

03:44


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

06:33


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:45


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:41


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

05:35


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

04:32


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

07:36


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

02:45


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

07:26


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

05:32


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

05:47


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

05:52


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

03:53


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

06:22


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

07:39


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

05:13


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

05:40


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:45


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

04:04


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

05:07


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

05:14


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

02:26


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

05:39


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

07:14


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

03:45


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

05:48


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

04:22


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

05:54


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

07:33


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

07:26


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

04:46


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

05:37


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

06:46


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

05:07


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

03:25