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Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West - A Novel

Seth MacFarlane

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From the creator of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western. Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected drinking water. Tumbleweed abrasion. Something called "toe-foot." Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town, Albert decides to fight back-even though he can't shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who's tough enough for the both of them. Unfortunately, she's married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million and one ways to die in the West. From the Hardcover edition.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Jonathan Frakes

Length:

5h 4m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:55


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

05:37


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:51


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:20


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:19


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

07:17


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:26


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:55


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

07:07


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:23


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:57


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:59


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

07:12


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:39


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:29


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:11


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

03:15


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:13


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

04:31


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:11


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:28


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:11


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

07:25


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:57


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:57


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:39


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:20


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

03:54


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

07:42


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:22


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:32


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

06:06


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

08:11


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

04:00


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

02:04


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:58


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:52


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

07:52


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:47


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

02:30


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

07:42


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

01:23


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

02:07


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

01:26


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:24


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

01:08


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:30


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

05:00


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:46


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

01:22


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

06:36


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

00:42


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

08:08


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

00:34


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

01:32


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

06:29


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

00:37


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:36


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

02:33


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

07:59


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

06:43


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

01:02


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

00:54


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

05:29


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

06:01


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

01:21