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Shanks for Nothing

Rick Reilly

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The hilarious sequel to Rick Reilly's beloved bestselling golf novel Missing Links Life is going pretty well for Raymond "Stick" Hart. He's happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards for fifty bucks a pop. Best of all, nothing has changed at Ponky, the worst golf course in America. You still have to hook it past the toxic waste dump on No. 1 and under the billboard on No. 8, the fried-egg sandwiches are terrible but cheap, and his pal Two Down is always up for a sucker bet. Then, one disaster of a day, Stick's world does a ten-car pile-up. The cheapskate bastard owner of Ponky announces he's retiring to a nudist camp in Florida and selling the club to the Mayflower Club next door, a bastion of blue-blood snobbery that plans to pave Ponky over. Worse, its membership includes Stick's hated father. Who promptly drops dead. Just before Stick's pal Two Down loses $12,000 to a golf hustler who turns out to be funded by the Russian mob. Which is about the same time that Hoover, Ponky's worst golfer and the owner of an impressive array of useless golf gadgets purchased with his wife's money, learns she'll cut him off if he doesn't break a hundred in one month. Then a practical joke makes Dannie believe that Stick's been stepping out with the gorgeous new clubhouse girl, the eye-popping Kelly, and he's soon living on the forty-year-old couch in the Ponky clubhouse. Luckily, Stick has a solution to all his problems. He'll qualify for the British Open.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Stephen Hoye

Length:

9h 4m


Chapters

Free Sample

03:35

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

03:36


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

03:17


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:20


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:48


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

03:59


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:34


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

01:52


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:19


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

03:13


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:09


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:50


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

03:29


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

03:32


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

04:01


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:25


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

03:19


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

03:20


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:16


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:29


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:16


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:32


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

03:54


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:35


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

03:32


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:30


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

03:31


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

03:17


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

02:56


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:58


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:16


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

03:36


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:37


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:30


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:10


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

03:44


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

03:17


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:32


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:01


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:12


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:10


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

03:20


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

03:15


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:17


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:10


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:28


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:22


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

02:37


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

03:09


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:13


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

03:32


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

03:28


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

04:34


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

04:16


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

03:47


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

04:25


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

02:38


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:08


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

03:06


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

04:31


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

03:22


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

04:03


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

03:44


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

03:34


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

03:51


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

03:26


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

04:18


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

03:18


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

03:51


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

04:32


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

04:04


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

04:05


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

03:12


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

03:51


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

04:04


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

03:49


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

03:01


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

03:21


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

04:02


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

04:49


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

04:21


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

04:32


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

03:42


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

03:58


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

04:48


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

03:15


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

03:37


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

03:51


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

03:45


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

02:51


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

02:20


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

03:26


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

04:03


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

03:18


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

02:31


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

03:12


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

03:46


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

03:30


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

03:52


Chapter 99
Chapter 99

03:09


Chapter 100
Chapter 100

03:03


Chapter 101
Chapter 101

03:39


Chapter 102
Chapter 102

04:07


Chapter 103
Chapter 103

03:27


Chapter 104
Chapter 104

04:15


Chapter 105
Chapter 105

03:26


Chapter 106
Chapter 106

03:09


Chapter 107
Chapter 107

04:27


Chapter 108
Chapter 108

04:14


Chapter 109
Chapter 109

03:43


Chapter 110
Chapter 110

04:42


Chapter 111
Chapter 111

04:16


Chapter 112
Chapter 112

04:23


Chapter 113
Chapter 113

03:57


Chapter 114
Chapter 114

03:54


Chapter 115
Chapter 115

03:35


Chapter 116
Chapter 116

04:35


Chapter 117
Chapter 117

04:10


Chapter 118
Chapter 118

04:15


Chapter 119
Chapter 119

03:44


Chapter 120
Chapter 120

02:56


Chapter 121
Chapter 121

04:16


Chapter 122
Chapter 122

03:31


Chapter 123
Chapter 123

03:20


Chapter 124
Chapter 124

03:38


Chapter 125
Chapter 125

03:56


Chapter 126
Chapter 126

03:10


Chapter 127
Chapter 127

04:02


Chapter 128
Chapter 128

04:14


Chapter 129
Chapter 129

04:29


Chapter 130
Chapter 130

03:15


Chapter 131
Chapter 131

03:17


Chapter 132
Chapter 132

04:41


Chapter 133
Chapter 133

03:55


Chapter 134
Chapter 134

03:53


Chapter 135
Chapter 135

04:16


Chapter 136
Chapter 136

02:38


Chapter 137
Chapter 137

04:58


Chapter 138
Chapter 138

06:14


Chapter 139
Chapter 139

04:01


Chapter 140
Chapter 140

03:09


Chapter 141
Chapter 141

03:51


Chapter 142
Chapter 142

04:36


Chapter 143
Chapter 143

04:15


Chapter 144
Chapter 144

03:47


Chapter 145
Chapter 145

03:28


Chapter 146
Chapter 146

02:10