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Shanks for Nothing - A Novel

Rick Reilly

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The hilarious sequel to Rick Reilly's beloved bestselling golf novel Missing Links Life is going pretty well for Raymond "Stick" Hart. He's happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards for fifty bucks a pop. Best of all, nothing has changed at Ponky, the worst golf course in America. You still have to hook it past the toxic waste dump on No. 1 and under the billboard on No. 8, the fried-egg sandwiches are terrible but cheap, and his pal Two Down is always up for a sucker bet. Then, one disaster of a day, Stick's world does a ten-car pile-up. The cheapskate bastard owner of Ponky announces he's retiring to a nudist camp in Florida and selling the club to the Mayflower Club next door, a bastion of blue-blood snobbery that plans to pave Ponky over. Worse, its membership includes Stick's hated father. Who promptly drops dead. Just before Stick's pal Two Down loses $12,000 to a golf hustler who turns out to be funded by the Russian mob. Which is about the same time that Hoover, Ponky's worst golfer and the owner of an impressive array of useless golf gadgets purchased with his wife's money, learns she'll cut him off if he doesn't break a hundred in one month. Then a practical joke makes Dannie believe that Stick's been stepping out with the gorgeous new clubhouse girl, the eye-popping Kelly, and he's soon living on the forty-year-old couch in the Ponky clubhouse. Luckily, Stick has a solution to all his problems. He'll qualify for the British Open.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Nick Stevens

Length:

5h 44m


Chapters

Free Sample

04:55

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

04:54


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

02:57


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:53


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

01:32


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

02:46


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

01:10


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

01:52


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

01:14


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

02:42


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

02:40


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

01:24


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:07


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

03:21


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

02:31


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:35


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

02:00


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

04:20


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:20


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

01:35


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

02:57


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:26


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

01:23


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

02:15


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

03:26


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:45


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

01:41


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

03:38


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

03:05


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:58


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:10


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

03:04


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

04:13


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

04:20


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:38


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:12


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

03:34


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

02:40


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:54


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

01:57


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

02:24


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

02:08


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

03:36


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

01:19


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:37


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

01:44


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

03:36


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:33


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:17


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:53


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

03:52


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

03:26


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

02:04


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

04:29


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

03:18


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

02:34


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

05:13


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:55


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

04:45


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

02:34


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

02:37


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

03:35


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

04:00


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

03:53


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

03:29


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

04:20


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

01:17


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

05:04


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

03:16


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

03:06


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

03:02


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

04:48


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

04:29


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

04:22


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

03:23


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

04:32


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

02:48


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

03:05


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

03:30


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

04:21


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

02:57


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

03:58


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

03:01


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

04:28


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

02:41


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

02:47


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

03:56


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

03:41


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

05:00


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

02:58


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

03:09


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

04:03


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

02:02


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

04:08


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

03:42


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

03:49


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

03:35


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

03:45


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

03:55


Chapter 99
Chapter 99

00:46


Chapter 100
Chapter 100

04:38


Chapter 101
Chapter 101

04:27


Chapter 102
Chapter 102

03:13


Chapter 103
Chapter 103

02:54