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Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell

Lee J. Isserow

Simon & Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell. It’s complicated, but trust me, I’ll walk you through the details. Perhaps I should introduce myself: Hi, I’m your narrator, and I talk too much. However, this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and FAR too many expletives. Jane Austen, this is not. In this tome you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives. And it’s funny, did I mention it’s funny? Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.* *Spoiler alert

Simon & Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell. It’s complicated, but trust me, I’ll walk you through the details. Perhaps I should introduce myself: Hi, I’m your narrator, and I talk too much. However, this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and FAR too many expletives. Jane Austen, this is not. In this tome you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives. And it’s funny, did I mention it’s funny? Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.* *Spoiler alert
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Description:

Simon & Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell. It’s complicated, but trust me, I’ll walk you through the details. Perhaps I should introduce myself: Hi, I’m your narrator, and I talk too much. However, this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and FAR too many expletives. Jane Austen, this is not. In this tome you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives. And it’s funny, did I mention it’s funny? Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.* *Spoiler alert

Language:

English

Narrators:

Lee Isserow

Length:

3h 17m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:20


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

01:17


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:00


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:09


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:19


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

03:14


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

00:59


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

07:21


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:52


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

01:50


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:45


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

05:25


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

02:05


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:56


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:44


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

08:26


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

04:33


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:11


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

00:55


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

07:36


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

10:21


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

02:55


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

01:13


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

01:58


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

08:52


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

02:00


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

06:13


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

01:57


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:36


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

02:57


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

02:16


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:52


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

01:38


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

11:08


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

02:20


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

01:46


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

01:49


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

02:05


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

03:11


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

02:41


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

02:15


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

02:02


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

03:34


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

03:48


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

03:21


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:38


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

03:14


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

02:10


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

02:46


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

07:44


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

02:39


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

01:24


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

01:29


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

00:28