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Spanking Shakespeare

Jake Wizner

Shakespeare Shapiro has always hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and since then his life has been one embarrassing incident after another. As he enters his senior year of high school, Shakespeare's love life is nonexistent, his younger brother is maddeningly popular, and his best friend talks nonstop about his bowel movements. But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. For as much as he hates his name, Shakespeare is a good writer. And just maybe a prizewinning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend?.?.?.? or at least a prom date. In his debut novel, Shakespeare Shapiro takes a humorous look at one popularity-challenged boy's journey to self-respect and sexual fulfillment.

Shakespeare Shapiro has always hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and since then his life has been one embarrassing incident after another. As he enters his senior year of high school, Shakespeare's love life is nonexistent, his younger brother is maddeningly popular, and his best friend talks nonstop about his bowel movements. But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. For as much as he hates his name, Shakespeare is a good writer. And just maybe a prizewinning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend?.?.?.? or at least a prom date. In his debut novel, Shakespeare Shapiro takes a humorous look at one popularity-challenged boy's journey to self-respect and sexual fulfillment.
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Shakespeare Shapiro has always hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and since then his life has been one embarrassing incident after another. As he enters his senior year of high school, Shakespeare's love life is nonexistent, his younger brother is maddeningly popular, and his best friend talks nonstop about his bowel movements. But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. For as much as he hates his name, Shakespeare is a good writer. And just maybe a prizewinning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend?.?.?.? or at least a prom date. In his debut novel, Shakespeare Shapiro takes a humorous look at one popularity-challenged boy's journey to self-respect and sexual fulfillment.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Mike Chamberlain

Length:

6h 37m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

05:49


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:42


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

02:58


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:21


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:58


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:19


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

03:49


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:52


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

05:26


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:25


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:06


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

03:56


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:23


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:18


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:39


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

05:20


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

03:46


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

03:40


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

02:56


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

02:54


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:20


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

03:44


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

05:47


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:10


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

02:54


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

03:36


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

03:54


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:15


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

03:29


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:45


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

04:17


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:53


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

03:59


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:44


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

03:59


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

04:20


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

03:28


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:13


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:22


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:54


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

04:51


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:54


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

03:39


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

03:53


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

02:09


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:18


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

02:56


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

03:38


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

03:26


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:38


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:48


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

05:11


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

05:06


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:06


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

05:48


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

04:04


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

04:43


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

04:50


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

02:06


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

03:10


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

02:56


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

05:08


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:00


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

05:09


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

02:27


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:57


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

04:18


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

03:26


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

03:33


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

04:58


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

04:39


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

03:45


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

04:02


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

02:07


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

04:01


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

04:59


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

03:47


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

04:53


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

05:21


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

04:39


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

02:56


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

04:38


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

04:22


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

03:14


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

04:08


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

04:10


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

02:33


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

04:46


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

05:31


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

04:02


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

04:39


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

04:58


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

05:39


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

05:27