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Such a Pretty Fat - One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e Is Not the Answer-logo

Such a Pretty Fat - One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e Is Not the Answer

Jen Lancaster

A NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER:"To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to hug these women and take them out for fizzy champagne drinks and cheesecake and explain to them that until they figure out their insides, their outsides don't matter. Unfortunately, being overweight isn't simply a societal issue that can be fixed with a dose healthy of positive self-esteem. It's a health matter, and here on the eve of my fortieth year, I've learned I have to make changes so I don't, you know, die. Because what good is finally being able to afford a pedicure if I lose a foot to adult onset diabetes?"

A NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER:"To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to hug these women and take them out for fizzy champagne drinks and cheesecake and explain to them that until they figure out their insides, their outsides don't matter. Unfortunately, being overweight isn't simply a societal issue that can be fixed with a dose healthy of positive self-esteem. It's a health matter, and here on the eve of my fortieth year, I've learned I have to make changes so I don't, you know, die. Because what good is finally being able to afford a pedicure if I lose a foot to adult onset diabetes?"
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A NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER:"To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to hug these women and take them out for fizzy champagne drinks and cheesecake and explain to them that until they figure out their insides, their outsides don't matter. Unfortunately, being overweight isn't simply a societal issue that can be fixed with a dose healthy of positive self-esteem. It's a health matter, and here on the eve of my fortieth year, I've learned I have to make changes so I don't, you know, die. Because what good is finally being able to afford a pedicure if I lose a foot to adult onset diabetes?"

Language:

English

Narrators:

Jamie Heinlein

Length:

8h 31m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

03:41


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

05:44


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:29


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

06:38


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:22


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:21


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:52


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:53


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:54


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

06:09


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:17


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:28


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

06:46


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:52


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:45


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

06:33


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

02:35


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

07:24


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

06:39


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:51


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

03:24


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:16


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:20


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:26


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:03


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:35


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:15


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

06:29


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:15


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

07:48


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

01:28


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

07:08


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:21


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

01:21


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

02:53


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

06:00


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

08:05


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

07:12


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:25


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

02:44


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

07:48


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

06:04


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:47


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:51


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:17


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

03:55


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:18


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

06:42


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

05:52


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:15


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:09


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

02:15


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

03:27


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

04:58


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:12


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

04:01


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

05:03


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

02:09


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

05:57


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

07:10


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

05:16


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

03:51


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

07:44


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

05:39


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

06:31


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

08:09


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

04:51


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

07:01


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

06:54


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

06:56


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

05:09


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

03:43


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

05:22


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

06:28


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

07:09


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

06:54


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

05:46


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

04:54


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

05:01


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

03:59


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

07:02


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

03:06


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

05:02


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

07:29


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

06:20


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

04:59


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

05:03


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

04:17


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

05:34


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

07:08


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

05:45


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

06:06


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

06:08


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

02:31


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

01:56