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Swine Not? - A Novel

Jimmy Buffett

Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale---filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig. When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to , they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff---especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast---becomes imperative.

Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale---filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig. When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to , they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff---especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast---becomes imperative.
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Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale---filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig. When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to , they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff---especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast---becomes imperative.

Language:

English

Narrators:

L. J. Ganser

Length:

4h 52m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

09:02


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:43


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:01


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:13


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:20


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:51


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

02:50


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

03:51


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

05:44


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

06:22


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:45


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

03:35


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:02


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

06:23


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:18


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

03:21


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

08:00


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

02:33


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:23


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

04:42


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

06:40


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

02:46


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

03:01


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

07:56


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

05:39


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:40


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:17


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

07:05


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

07:06


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

06:42


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:17


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:33


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

02:02


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:59


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

04:28


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

03:25


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

07:54


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:44


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:11


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

07:46


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

04:19


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

05:45


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:14


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

06:31


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

03:28


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:14


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

09:50


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

03:36


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:38


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

07:53


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

07:46


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:32


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

04:43


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

11:00


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

00:01