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Texts from Jane Eyre - And Other Conversations With Your Favorite Literary Characters

Mallory Ortberg

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Genres:

Humor

Description:

Mallory Ortberg, cocreator of the cult-favorite Web site The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular Web feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mash-up that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Zach Villa, Amy Landon

Length:

2h 23m


Chapters

Free Sample

02:35

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

02:35


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

01:10


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

02:15


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

00:16


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

01:09


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

02:06


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

01:47


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

00:14


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

03:46


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:08


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

01:00


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

00:55


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

00:56


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

00:43


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

01:14


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

01:10


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

00:48


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

01:13


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

00:35


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

02:43


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

02:02


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

03:32


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

01:56


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

02:45


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

01:17


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

02:39


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:15


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:31


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

02:01


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

03:58


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

04:19


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:31


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

01:02


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:45


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

02:58


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

06:17


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

00:16


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

03:03


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

00:47


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

00:28


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

01:08


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:18


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

00:29


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

00:34


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

00:29


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

00:14


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

02:16


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

00:15


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

00:51


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

00:25


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

03:39


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

00:30


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

01:47


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

00:30


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

02:32


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

00:54


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

02:55


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

03:23


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

03:25


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

02:32


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

02:48


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

03:04


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

04:00


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

02:32


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

02:35


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

02:01


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

01:16


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

01:49


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

01:40


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

02:26