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The Average American Marriage - A Novel

Chad Kultgen

In the beginning, there was The Average American Male. Maxim called it "pure filth." Even Penthouse called it "appalling." The New York Times called it "the literary love child of Neil LaBute, Judy Blume, and Eminem." Now, Chad Kultgen's unforgettable antihero is back-this time as a married man. I can feel something hot twisting and burning in the pit of my stomach. For a fleeting moment I think back to a time when I was with Casey, my girlfriend before Alyna....I tried to initiate something by grabbing her tit and kissing her when we walked through her front door. She turned to me and said something about how our relationship didn't always have to be about sex. I remember how much I wanted to smash something when she said that, how much I wanted to scream in her face that our relationship was only about sex....Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental. Welcome back.

In the beginning, there was The Average American Male. Maxim called it "pure filth." Even Penthouse called it "appalling." The New York Times called it "the literary love child of Neil LaBute, Judy Blume, and Eminem." Now, Chad Kultgen's unforgettable antihero is back-this time as a married man. I can feel something hot twisting and burning in the pit of my stomach. For a fleeting moment I think back to a time when I was with Casey, my girlfriend before Alyna....I tried to initiate something by grabbing her tit and kissing her when we walked through her front door. She turned to me and said something about how our relationship didn't always have to be about sex. I remember how much I wanted to smash something when she said that, how much I wanted to scream in her face that our relationship was only about sex....Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental. Welcome back.
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In the beginning, there was The Average American Male. Maxim called it "pure filth." Even Penthouse called it "appalling." The New York Times called it "the literary love child of Neil LaBute, Judy Blume, and Eminem." Now, Chad Kultgen's unforgettable antihero is back-this time as a married man. I can feel something hot twisting and burning in the pit of my stomach. For a fleeting moment I think back to a time when I was with Casey, my girlfriend before Alyna....I tried to initiate something by grabbing her tit and kissing her when we walked through her front door. She turned to me and said something about how our relationship didn't always have to be about sex. I remember how much I wanted to smash something when she said that, how much I wanted to scream in her face that our relationship was only about sex....Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental. Welcome back.

Language:

English

Length:

6h 20m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:24


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

12:32


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

05:01


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:17


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

11:33


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

09:47


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:35


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:48


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

03:05


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

13:13


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:13


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

05:39


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

11:36


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

04:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:13


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

08:30


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

03:20


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

02:09


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

03:25


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

13:21


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:03


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

03:43


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

07:53


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

03:23


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

02:57


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:38


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

02:13


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:04


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:12


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

08:51


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

01:18


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:20


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

07:28


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

03:11


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

03:02


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

07:15


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

02:21


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:31


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

08:31


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

02:05


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

03:54


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:33


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

05:06


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

02:52


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

15:24


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:33


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

01:58


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:33


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:25


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

04:38


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:19


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

01:49


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

03:34


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

03:41


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

02:00


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

06:04


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

04:03


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

15:11


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

06:00


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

05:59


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

04:17


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

10:59


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

06:41


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

01:10


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

05:08


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

08:00


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

02:12


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

02:49


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

04:10