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The Dark Lord's Handbook

Paul Dale

To become a Dark Lord is no easy thing. The simple ambition to hold dominion over the world and bend all to your will sounds straightforward, but it's not. There are armies to raise, fortresses to build, heroes to defeat, and battles to be fought. After many spectacular failures, Evil decided to lend more than inspiration to these would-be tyrants. He wrote an easy-to-follow Dark Lord's Handbook. And yet the next Dark Lord that came along screwed up like all the others. It had been hundreds of years, and the Handbook was lost in the annals of time, along with all that was mythic and exciting in the world. Then one day, a randy dragon had a chance encounter. Nine months later a Dark Lord was born. In time, the Handbook found its way to this new contender: Morden.

To become a Dark Lord is no easy thing. The simple ambition to hold dominion over the world and bend all to your will sounds straightforward, but it's not. There are armies to raise, fortresses to build, heroes to defeat, and battles to be fought. After many spectacular failures, Evil decided to lend more than inspiration to these would-be tyrants. He wrote an easy-to-follow Dark Lord's Handbook. And yet the next Dark Lord that came along screwed up like all the others. It had been hundreds of years, and the Handbook was lost in the annals of time, along with all that was mythic and exciting in the world. Then one day, a randy dragon had a chance encounter. Nine months later a Dark Lord was born. In time, the Handbook found its way to this new contender: Morden.
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To become a Dark Lord is no easy thing. The simple ambition to hold dominion over the world and bend all to your will sounds straightforward, but it's not. There are armies to raise, fortresses to build, heroes to defeat, and battles to be fought. After many spectacular failures, Evil decided to lend more than inspiration to these would-be tyrants. He wrote an easy-to-follow Dark Lord's Handbook. And yet the next Dark Lord that came along screwed up like all the others. It had been hundreds of years, and the Handbook was lost in the annals of time, along with all that was mythic and exciting in the world. Then one day, a randy dragon had a chance encounter. Nine months later a Dark Lord was born. In time, the Handbook found its way to this new contender: Morden.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Gildart Jackson

Length:

13h 35m


Chapters

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Chapter 1
Chapter 1

04:51


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

15:04


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

10:16


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

18:20


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

16:51


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

29:19


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:40


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

11:34


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

16:00


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

12:30


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

10:32


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

13:52


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

18:22


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

03:12


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

08:32


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

11:01


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

16:16


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

15:25


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

08:07


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

26:47


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:57


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

12:09


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

15:49


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

20:02


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

26:10


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

32:16


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

16:21


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

21:31


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:17


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

23:32


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

22:20


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

40:09


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

20:09


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

26:02


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

20:19


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

11:12


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

23:16


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

11:52


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

14:35


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

20:04


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

13:50


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

10:14


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:48


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

15:38


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

08:21


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

11:01


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

10:17


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

15:30


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

07:41


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:52


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

09:01


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:52


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

20:19


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

06:17