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The Fat Man - A Tale of North Pole Noir

Ken Harmon

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Description:

Fired from his longtime job as captain of the Coal Patrol, two-foot-three-inch 1,300-year-old elf Gumdrop Coal is angry. He's one of Santa's original elves, inspired by the fat man's vision to bring joy to children on that one special day each year. But somewhere along the way things went sour for Gumdrop. Maybe it was delivering one too many lumps of coal for the Naughty List. Maybe it's the conspiracy against Christmas that he's starting to sense down every chimney. Either way, North Pole disillusionment is nothing new: Some elves brood with a bottle of nog, trying to forget their own wish list. Some get better. Some get bitter. Gumdrop Coal wants revenge. Justice is the only thing he knows, and so he decides to give a serious wakeup call to parents who can't keep their vile offspring from landing on the Naughty List. But when one parent winds up dead, his eye shot out with a Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model BB gun, Gumdrop Coal must learn who framed him and why. Along the way he'll escape the life-sucking plants of the Mistletoe Forest, battle the infamous Tannenbomb Giant, and survive a close encounter with twelve very angry drummers and their violent friends. The horrible truth lurking behind the gingerbread doors of Kringle Town could spell the end of Christmas-and of the fat man himself. Holly Jolly!

Language:

English

Narrators:

Johnny Heller

Length:

5h 30m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:29


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

06:35


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

07:51


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

16:16


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

16:39


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

16:12


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

07:58


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

11:52


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

08:22


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

09:43


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

11:00


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

12:25


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

02:06


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

13:36


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

17:37


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

10:54


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

11:28


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

18:50


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

11:37


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

11:04


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

10:32


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

09:05


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

08:55


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

09:22


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

15:54


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

07:46


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

10:44


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

14:01


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

12:04


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

09:40


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

00:22