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The Onion Book of Known Knowledge - A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Avery Sanford, June Bunt

Length:

3h 46m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

02:19


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

08:54


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

19:05


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

14:42


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

09:09


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

08:08


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

10:06


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

11:39


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

07:33


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

05:36


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

10:34


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:49


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

06:16


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

11:00


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:42


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:54


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

12:47


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

00:46


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

07:20


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

14:33


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

12:00


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

05:27


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:29


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

08:41


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

04:59


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

08:47


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

02:37