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The Sh!t No One Tells You - A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year

Dawn Dais

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Bestselling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Bestselling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.
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There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Bestselling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Meredith Mitchell

Length:

5h 29m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

06:26


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

09:38


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:55


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

22:10


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

08:21


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

20:18


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

07:44


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

11:37


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

08:12


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

13:16


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

07:53


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

11:21


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

14:06


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

10:03


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

12:51


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

11:02


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

13:00


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

08:24


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

17:18


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

14:08


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

03:25


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

09:53


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

10:31


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:11


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

17:04


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

08:21


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:28


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

07:35


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

13:22


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

07:46


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

06:03