The Social Climber's Bible - A Book of Manner's, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile-logo

The Social Climber's Bible - A Book of Manner's, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile

Dirk Wittenborn

Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer: * The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals, * Social Climbing as a family , * How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love , * Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it , * How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you . Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?

Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer: * The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals, * Social Climbing as a family , * How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love , * Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it , * How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you . Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?
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Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer: * The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals, * Social Climbing as a family , * How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love , * Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it , * How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you . Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?

Language:

English

Narrators:

Jazz Johnson, Mozhan Marno

Length:

7h 9m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

17:37


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

09:22


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

13:29


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

13:00


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

21:30


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:31


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

17:42


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

15:08


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

17:14


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

52:39


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

18:48


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

25:48


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

14:26


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

19:36


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

23:29


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

23:27


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

11:51


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

43:11


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

57:53


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:02


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

01:42