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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Drew Hayes

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night-different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful-Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night-different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful-Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
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Description:

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night-different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful-Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Kirby Heyborne

Length:

7h 2m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

02:34


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

09:06


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

05:31


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

12:22


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

15:30


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:22


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

11:43


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:30


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

12:00


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

11:50


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

12:02


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

09:06


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

14:03


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

15:18


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

04:54


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

12:46


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

13:58


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

03:47


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

09:05


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

10:14


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

13:20


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

19:42


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

10:36


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

08:45


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

08:52


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

13:52


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

14:02


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

13:33


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

13:51


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

12:55


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

13:24


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

12:43


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

12:03


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

11:16


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

09:25


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

09:51


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

10:34


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

15:29