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The Werewolf's Guide to Life - A Manual for the Newly Bitten

Ritch Duncan

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, "yes" to both these questions, there's a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this: * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, "yes" to both these questions, there's a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this: * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it. From the Trade Paperback edition.
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Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, "yes" to both these questions, there's a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this: * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Bob Powers, Robertson Dean

Length:

5h 35m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:18


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

02:35


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

02:42


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

03:06


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

07:23


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:54


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:48


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:46


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

07:05


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

06:14


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

05:19


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

06:04


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

07:27


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

08:50


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

08:05


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:49


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

07:18


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

07:55


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:58


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

08:12


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

08:25


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

07:26


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

07:25


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:39


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:37


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

07:24


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

07:17


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

05:45


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:15


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

08:13


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

09:57


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

05:30


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

06:29


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:25


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

07:41


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

07:43


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

05:53


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

07:14


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

06:14


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:13


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

05:46


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

08:02


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

07:04


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

07:32


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:54


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

07:53


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

08:34


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

06:26


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:32


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

06:07


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:14


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

05:41


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

00:30