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There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell - A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble-logo

There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell - A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble

Laurie Notaro

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Description:

The first novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club is a rollicking tale of small-town peculiarity, dark secrets, and one extraordinary beauty pageant. When her husband is offered a post at a small northwestern university, Maye Roberts is only too happy to pack up and leave the relentless Phoenix heat for the lush green quietude of Spaulding, Washington. While she loves the odd little town, there is one thing she didn't anticipate: just how heartbreaking it would be to leave her Phoenix friends behind. And when you're a childless thirtysomething freelance writer who works at home, making new friends can be quite a challenge. After a series of false starts nearly gets her banished from town, Maye decides that her last chance to connect with her new neighbors is to enter the annual Sewer Pipe Queen Pageant, a kooky but dead-serious local tradition open to contestants of all ages and genders. Aided by a deranged former pageant queen with one eyebrow, Maye doesn't just make a splash, she uncovers a sinister mystery that has haunted the town for decades.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Susan Denaker

Length:

10h 16m


Chapters

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03:25

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:18


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

03:25


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

03:32


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

04:38


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

04:56


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:31


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:13


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

05:00


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:36


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

03:39


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:44


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:30


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:50


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:49


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:32


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:12


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:29


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

05:54


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:58


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

06:01


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

04:41


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:14


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

06:11


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

04:36


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:01


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:44


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

05:12


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:42


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:08


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

04:19


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

05:09


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

03:40


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

02:44


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:07


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:07


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

04:46


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

06:22


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:16


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

05:11


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:41


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

05:10


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

04:52


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:37


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:24


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

05:08


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

03:15


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

05:04


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:55


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:05


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:52


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

05:37


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

05:10


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

05:29


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:16


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

06:20


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

05:12


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

05:21


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

04:20


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

05:19


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

04:12


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

04:14


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

05:31


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

06:43


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

04:38


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

06:11


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

05:47


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

04:58


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

05:36


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

05:00


Chapter 70
Chapter 70

04:54


Chapter 71
Chapter 71

03:28


Chapter 72
Chapter 72

05:10


Chapter 73
Chapter 73

03:54


Chapter 74
Chapter 74

04:52


Chapter 75
Chapter 75

06:23


Chapter 76
Chapter 76

04:48


Chapter 77
Chapter 77

05:37


Chapter 78
Chapter 78

06:57


Chapter 79
Chapter 79

04:20


Chapter 80
Chapter 80

06:07


Chapter 81
Chapter 81

04:24


Chapter 82
Chapter 82

04:18


Chapter 83
Chapter 83

04:29


Chapter 84
Chapter 84

03:46


Chapter 85
Chapter 85

05:12


Chapter 86
Chapter 86

04:54


Chapter 87
Chapter 87

04:47


Chapter 88
Chapter 88

05:08


Chapter 89
Chapter 89

04:54


Chapter 90
Chapter 90

05:04


Chapter 91
Chapter 91

05:28


Chapter 92
Chapter 92

04:56


Chapter 93
Chapter 93

03:18


Chapter 94
Chapter 94

05:16


Chapter 95
Chapter 95

04:05


Chapter 96
Chapter 96

05:18


Chapter 97
Chapter 97

05:41


Chapter 98
Chapter 98

04:46


Chapter 99
Chapter 99

03:46


Chapter 100
Chapter 100

03:30


Chapter 101
Chapter 101

05:00


Chapter 102
Chapter 102

05:05


Chapter 103
Chapter 103

06:16


Chapter 104
Chapter 104

04:12


Chapter 105
Chapter 105

03:23


Chapter 106
Chapter 106

05:59


Chapter 107
Chapter 107

05:03


Chapter 108
Chapter 108

04:20


Chapter 109
Chapter 109

04:58


Chapter 110
Chapter 110

05:53


Chapter 111
Chapter 111

05:00


Chapter 112
Chapter 112

05:31


Chapter 113
Chapter 113

05:19


Chapter 114
Chapter 114

04:11


Chapter 115
Chapter 115

04:57


Chapter 116
Chapter 116

04:34


Chapter 117
Chapter 117

05:47


Chapter 118
Chapter 118

05:13


Chapter 119
Chapter 119

04:44


Chapter 120
Chapter 120

04:36


Chapter 121
Chapter 121

06:51


Chapter 122
Chapter 122

04:46


Chapter 123
Chapter 123

03:48


Chapter 124
Chapter 124

04:29


Chapter 125
Chapter 125

06:57


Chapter 126
Chapter 126

00:31