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Toddlers Are A**holes - It's Not Your Fault

Bunmi Laditan

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Description:

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development-not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief-along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Bahni Turpin

Length:

3h 24m


Chapters

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02:50

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:17


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:12


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

02:53


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

07:09


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

08:50


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

08:46


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:26


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

07:03


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:47


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:56


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

08:03


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

06:47


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

08:23


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:39


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:26


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

08:26


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

06:15


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

05:48


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:45


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:30


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:15


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

08:05


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

06:23


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:12


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

06:16


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

06:29


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:49


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

08:18


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:09


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:30


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

03:47


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

05:05


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

04:03


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:27


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

01:52


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

00:35