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Waking Up in Dixie - A Novel-logo

Waking Up in Dixie - A Novel

Haywood Smith

When Elizabeth Mooney escaped the shame of her "white trash" family to marry the crown prince of her small town, Howell Whittington, she never dreamed that thirty years later she'd end up trapped in a loveless marriage to the cruel banker who's foreclosing on all her friends. Then Howe has a stroke sitting up in church, and when he wakes up, he's at the mercy of all his appetites and emotions. Transformed, Howe wants to be a real husband-which scares proper, repressed Elizabeth to death-and setting out to right past wrongs, he blackmails the town's baddies into doing the right thing by threatening to foreclose on their mortgages. The ensuing hilarious rollercoaster ride wakes up not only Elizabeth and their marriage but the whole town and its hidebound institutions.

When Elizabeth Mooney escaped the shame of her "white trash" family to marry the crown prince of her small town, Howell Whittington, she never dreamed that thirty years later she'd end up trapped in a loveless marriage to the cruel banker who's foreclosing on all her friends. Then Howe has a stroke sitting up in church, and when he wakes up, he's at the mercy of all his appetites and emotions. Transformed, Howe wants to be a real husband-which scares proper, repressed Elizabeth to death-and setting out to right past wrongs, he blackmails the town's baddies into doing the right thing by threatening to foreclose on their mortgages. The ensuing hilarious rollercoaster ride wakes up not only Elizabeth and their marriage but the whole town and its hidebound institutions.
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When Elizabeth Mooney escaped the shame of her "white trash" family to marry the crown prince of her small town, Howell Whittington, she never dreamed that thirty years later she'd end up trapped in a loveless marriage to the cruel banker who's foreclosing on all her friends. Then Howe has a stroke sitting up in church, and when he wakes up, he's at the mercy of all his appetites and emotions. Transformed, Howe wants to be a real husband-which scares proper, repressed Elizabeth to death-and setting out to right past wrongs, he blackmails the town's baddies into doing the right thing by threatening to foreclose on their mortgages. The ensuing hilarious rollercoaster ride wakes up not only Elizabeth and their marriage but the whole town and its hidebound institutions.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Laural Merlington

Length:

10h 11m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

17:59


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

05:10


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

16:02


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

21:44


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

46:25


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

38:08


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

06:34


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

14:03


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

30:21


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

23:20


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

30:14


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

30:33


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

34:22


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

15:58


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

22:39


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

27:42


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

27:53


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

19:59


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

22:32


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

21:41


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

26:15


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

23:37


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

33:34


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

29:49


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

12:57


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

12:01