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We Thought You Would be Prettier - True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive

Laurie Notaro

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She thought she'd have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years yet. But no-it's happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe "I'm going to kick his hair's ass" to the hapless Sears customer service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie's wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her-inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. Her riffs on e-mail spam, eBay ("There should be an eBay wading pool, where you only get to bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, and you have to make it through that first before jumping into the deep end"), and the perils of St. Patrick's Day ("When I'm driving, the last think I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickens") are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it's all 100 percent true.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Hillary Huber

Length:

7h 19m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

57:11


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

11:10


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

08:40


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

15:19


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

03:50


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

24:36


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

09:57


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

21:17


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

06:07


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

08:41


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

16:10


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

10:02


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

06:12


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

08:13


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

25:39


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

06:16


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

14:42


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

06:01


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

17:14


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

23:32


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

12:15


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

05:55


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

28:23


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

12:12


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

14:33


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

20:09


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

23:36


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

21:31