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When the Balls Drop

Brad Garrett

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Description:

A refreshingly candid and wickedly funny look at life's second half from Everybody Loves Raymond TV sitcom star and comic Brad Garrett. In this no-holds-barred book of comedic and personal essays, Brad Garrett waxes hilarious-and irreverently honest-about the gaffes, challenges, and ultimately the joys of middle age as he advises us on how to best approach the dreaded "second half" of life. Ranging in topics from genetics to genitals, weight to women, and dating to diarrhea, Brad leaves no stone unturned in this laugh-out-loud look at getting older. With pieces such as "No Scales in Heaven," in which Brad points out the essential pointlessness of overthinking diet and exercise, and "Celebrating Your E.D. (erectile dysfunction) During Your Mid-Life Crisis," the star comedian encourages you to forget the overwhelming concerns that accompany middle age and to welcome the laughs-even if you have a fifty-fifty chance of throwing your back out in doing so. Penned in Brad's signature witty, conversational, no-nonsense style that has cemented his status as an icon in the comedy industry, this autobiographical book will teach you the most important thing: that, no matter what, we're all in this together. So embrace it.

Language:

English

Length:

6h 17m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

08:39


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

13:12


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

09:46


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

15:03


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

16:24


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

08:39


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

26:04


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

19:14


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

11:42


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

09:55


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

09:05


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

10:01


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

17:11


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

14:16


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

09:10


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

24:11


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

09:29


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

12:19


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

12:06


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:27


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

18:28


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

13:01


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

10:01


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

17:53


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

10:28


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

17:00


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

12:41


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

08:37


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

05:49


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

01:08