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You Better Not Cry - Stories for Christmas

Augusten Burroughs

You've eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present-as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

You've eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present-as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.
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You've eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present-as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

Language:

English

Length:

5h 57m


Chapters

Free Sample

05:00

Introduction
Introduction

00:28


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

06:31


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

06:15


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

06:46


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

06:54


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:11


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

06:56


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

05:43


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

06:33


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

06:47


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

05:47


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

03:51


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:05


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

05:50


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

05:06


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

05:15


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

06:01


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

05:25


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

06:27


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

06:11


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

06:28


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

06:29


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:51


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

05:07


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

05:05


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

03:45


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:47


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

06:21


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

06:13


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

06:40


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

04:49


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

03:57


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

04:00


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

06:53


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

06:38


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:28


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:25


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

05:13


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:31


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

06:27


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:56


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

06:00


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:04


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

06:39


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

05:56


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

06:39


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

06:13


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

04:02


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

06:57


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

05:50


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:38


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

04:50


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

06:07


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

05:10


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:34


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

05:35


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

05:03


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

06:11


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

05:44


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

06:31


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

05:26


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

05:28


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

05:54


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

00:20