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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

Language:

English

Length:

3h 56m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

04:56


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:45


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

07:16


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

05:22


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

05:51


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:41


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

03:58


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:35


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:21


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:24


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:26


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:03


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

02:02


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:43


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:24


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:28


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

07:39


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:02


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:03


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

05:12


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:43


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:48


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

04:18


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

04:52


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:30


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:03


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:03


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:01


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:09


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

07:19


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:19


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

02:03


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

05:20


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:23


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:10


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:38


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:04


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:35


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:06


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

04:54


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:52


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:50


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:14


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:01


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:21


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

07:21


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:33