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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark

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Genres:

Humor

Description:

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

Language:

English

Length:

3h 56m


Chapters

Free Sample

04:55

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

04:56


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

04:45


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

07:16


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

05:22


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

05:51


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:41


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

03:58


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

04:35


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:21


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:24


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

04:26


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:03


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

02:02


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

07:48


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

03:43


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

04:24


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

02:28


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

07:39


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

05:02


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

05:03


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

05:12


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

04:43


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:48


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

04:18


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

04:52


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

04:30


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

04:03


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

04:03


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

05:01


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:09


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

07:19


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

07:19


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

02:03


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

05:20


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:23


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:10


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

04:38


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

05:04


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:35


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

05:06


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

04:54


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:52


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:50


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

04:14


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

04:01


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:21


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

07:21


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

04:33