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You Can't Spell America Without Me - The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)-logo

You Can't Spell America Without Me - The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

Alec Baldwin

Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump's presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office

Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump's presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office
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Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump's presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others' flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office

Language:

English

Narrators:

Kurt Andersen, Oliver Wyman

Length:

5h 58m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:26


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:15


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

06:58


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

07:17


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

06:08


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

05:05


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:59


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

06:59


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

08:26


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

04:58


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

06:57


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

08:19


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

08:13


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

09:09


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

08:59


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

07:44


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

07:41


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

05:24


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

09:29


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

07:04


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:33


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

06:43


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

08:17


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

08:32


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

07:29


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

06:22


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

05:43


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

08:07


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

09:46


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

09:06


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

06:48


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

06:39


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

08:37


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

07:10


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

06:19


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

05:35


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

06:02


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

08:46


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

07:09


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

07:00


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

06:48


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

05:53


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

04:51


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

06:30


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

08:01


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

04:36


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

07:12


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

01:42


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

02:46


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

00:52


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

07:19


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

02:04


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

01:32


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

00:51


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

01:06


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

01:14


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

03:41


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

00:48


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

00:56


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

07:50


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

03:05


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

00:48