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You Suck - A Love Story

Christopher Moore

"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!" Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody-the woman of his dreams-is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!) Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.

"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!" Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody-the woman of his dreams-is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!) Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.
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Genres:

Fiction

Description:

"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!" Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody-the woman of his dreams-is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!) Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.

Language:

English

Narrators:

Susan Bennett

Length:

7h 46m


Chapters

Introduction
Introduction

00:15


Chapter 1
Chapter 1

12:55


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

00:21


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

17:30


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

15:00


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

15:01


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

22:45


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

23:19


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

26:24


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

04:06


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

19:37


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

00:17


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

17:49


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

12:27


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

17:41


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

14:22


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

15:17


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

11:36


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

17:01


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

14:47


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

13:07


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

10:07


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

14:20


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

15:31


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

16:27


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

09:00


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

16:39


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

15:20


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

11:09


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

15:40


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

13:50


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

35:54


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

00:37