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You're Not Doing It Right - Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations-logo

You're Not Doing It Right - Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations

Michael Ian Black

In the tradition of Christian Lander's hipster/yuppie-friendly bestselling Stuff White People Like, Michael Ian Black delivers his unique brand of quirky, deadpan humor in this new collection of comedic essays. Now that Black has become the guy he swore he'd never be-a Yuppie A-Hole-he has a lot to say about his family life in suburbia, and he shares his incisive yet absurd observations with readers in You're Not Doing It Right. Chronicling his adventures cruising the neighborhood for his inevitable future "divorce house" (despite being happily married) or discussing Our Second Shitty Baby, Black delivers his straightfaced musings with the same sardonic humor that has earned him a rabid cult following. Want to know the pros and cons of hamster ownership or why kindergarten recitals are so boring? Looking for tips for lying to your kids about Santa? Clever, dry, and laugh-out-loud funny, You're Not Doing It Right will "blow your mind all over your face" just like My Custom Van.

In the tradition of Christian Lander's hipster/yuppie-friendly bestselling Stuff White People Like, Michael Ian Black delivers his unique brand of quirky, deadpan humor in this new collection of comedic essays. Now that Black has become the guy he swore he'd never be-a Yuppie A-Hole-he has a lot to say about his family life in suburbia, and he shares his incisive yet absurd observations with readers in You're Not Doing It Right. Chronicling his adventures cruising the neighborhood for his inevitable future "divorce house" (despite being happily married) or discussing Our Second Shitty Baby, Black delivers his straightfaced musings with the same sardonic humor that has earned him a rabid cult following. Want to know the pros and cons of hamster ownership or why kindergarten recitals are so boring? Looking for tips for lying to your kids about Santa? Clever, dry, and laugh-out-loud funny, You're Not Doing It Right will "blow your mind all over your face" just like My Custom Van.
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Genres:

Humor

Description:

In the tradition of Christian Lander's hipster/yuppie-friendly bestselling Stuff White People Like, Michael Ian Black delivers his unique brand of quirky, deadpan humor in this new collection of comedic essays. Now that Black has become the guy he swore he'd never be-a Yuppie A-Hole-he has a lot to say about his family life in suburbia, and he shares his incisive yet absurd observations with readers in You're Not Doing It Right. Chronicling his adventures cruising the neighborhood for his inevitable future "divorce house" (despite being happily married) or discussing Our Second Shitty Baby, Black delivers his straightfaced musings with the same sardonic humor that has earned him a rabid cult following. Want to know the pros and cons of hamster ownership or why kindergarten recitals are so boring? Looking for tips for lying to your kids about Santa? Clever, dry, and laugh-out-loud funny, You're Not Doing It Right will "blow your mind all over your face" just like My Custom Van.

Language:

English

Length:

6h 33m


Chapters

Chapter 1
Chapter 1

00:13


Chapter 2
Chapter 2

07:09


Chapter 3
Chapter 3

04:58


Chapter 4
Chapter 4

05:58


Chapter 5
Chapter 5

05:52


Chapter 6
Chapter 6

04:56


Chapter 7
Chapter 7

04:03


Chapter 8
Chapter 8

07:09


Chapter 9
Chapter 9

05:39


Chapter 10
Chapter 10

06:35


Chapter 11
Chapter 11

05:59


Chapter 12
Chapter 12

04:20


Chapter 13
Chapter 13

04:24


Chapter 14
Chapter 14

06:18


Chapter 15
Chapter 15

04:10


Chapter 16
Chapter 16

05:56


Chapter 17
Chapter 17

05:39


Chapter 18
Chapter 18

08:38


Chapter 19
Chapter 19

04:39


Chapter 20
Chapter 20

08:14


Chapter 21
Chapter 21

07:59


Chapter 22
Chapter 22

06:05


Chapter 23
Chapter 23

04:59


Chapter 24
Chapter 24

06:41


Chapter 25
Chapter 25

04:44


Chapter 26
Chapter 26

05:55


Chapter 27
Chapter 27

06:07


Chapter 28
Chapter 28

07:34


Chapter 29
Chapter 29

04:24


Chapter 30
Chapter 30

05:43


Chapter 31
Chapter 31

06:27


Chapter 32
Chapter 32

05:50


Chapter 33
Chapter 33

06:39


Chapter 34
Chapter 34

04:52


Chapter 35
Chapter 35

05:53


Chapter 36
Chapter 36

06:31


Chapter 37
Chapter 37

08:12


Chapter 38
Chapter 38

04:16


Chapter 39
Chapter 39

04:34


Chapter 40
Chapter 40

04:22


Chapter 41
Chapter 41

06:56


Chapter 42
Chapter 42

06:31


Chapter 43
Chapter 43

03:20


Chapter 44
Chapter 44

06:05


Chapter 45
Chapter 45

07:41


Chapter 46
Chapter 46

05:48


Chapter 47
Chapter 47

06:59


Chapter 48
Chapter 48

05:54


Chapter 49
Chapter 49

04:59


Chapter 50
Chapter 50

05:38


Chapter 51
Chapter 51

06:50


Chapter 52
Chapter 52

07:09


Chapter 53
Chapter 53

04:59


Chapter 54
Chapter 54

05:26


Chapter 55
Chapter 55

06:32


Chapter 56
Chapter 56

05:14


Chapter 57
Chapter 57

05:33


Chapter 58
Chapter 58

06:52


Chapter 59
Chapter 59

05:48


Chapter 60
Chapter 60

05:04


Chapter 61
Chapter 61

06:42


Chapter 62
Chapter 62

07:04


Chapter 63
Chapter 63

06:51


Chapter 64
Chapter 64

03:37


Chapter 65
Chapter 65

06:27


Chapter 66
Chapter 66

06:13


Chapter 67
Chapter 67

06:33


Chapter 68
Chapter 68

01:27


Chapter 69
Chapter 69

00:25