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Welcome new family! Our names are Baia and Dylan and we are the unlicensed therapists that you probably shouldn't take advice from but will anyway. Our podcast will talk about everything from the red flags your should've noticed on the first date to all things you need to recognize in order to love who you are. We're FAR from having our shit together so we hope you join us in figuring out this rollercoaster called LIFE together. We'll share our own personal experiences and have our friends and guests on to tell theirs as well! We hope you enjoy our take on a smorgasbord of situations and find us entertaining enough to stay along for the journey. Welcome to B!tch I'm Not a Therapist! Intro Song: 24K by Tkay Maidza Outro Song: YRN (Ezra Remix) by Migos ft. Young Thug

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United States

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Welcome new family! Our names are Baia and Dylan and we are the unlicensed therapists that you probably shouldn't take advice from but will anyway. Our podcast will talk about everything from the red flags your should've noticed on the first date to all things you need to recognize in order to love who you are. We're FAR from having our shit together so we hope you join us in figuring out this rollercoaster called LIFE together. We'll share our own personal experiences and have our friends and guests on to tell theirs as well! We hope you enjoy our take on a smorgasbord of situations and find us entertaining enough to stay along for the journey. Welcome to B!tch I'm Not a Therapist! Intro Song: 24K by Tkay Maidza Outro Song: YRN (Ezra Remix) by Migos ft. Young Thug

Language:

English


Episodes

Is this even real?

9/15/2021
Talk about the mind fuck of the week. Dylan and Baia roll into a list of conspiracy theories so spice up your life a little bit! Are you a believer or are you skeptical? Grab a friend and lets get into this episode with our parallel selves!

Duration:00:36:45

Boys Meet World

9/1/2021
Season 2!! Back and better than ever, Dylan and Baia have two very important special guests on the very first episode of Bitch I'm Not a Therapist. Getting more personal and open about their own present love lives. Grab your wine chocolates or rom com of your choice cause its the boyfriends episode.

Duration:01:13:12

The Identity Crisis

7/12/2021
In this episode Baia and Dylan talk about losing ones identity and independence in a relationships while mentioning people in their life they've seen it happen to as well as themselves

Duration:00:58:40

Down the Rabbit Hole

6/28/2021
Dylan and Baia talk about their first experiences with drugs and alcohol and the negative affects it's had on them personally and the influences and peer pressure they've experiences in their personal lives.

Duration:01:06:58

Did I say Yes?

6/14/2021
In this episode, Baia and Dylan talk about a relevant topic of sexual harassment and what it means to get consent and the things people should do to ensure their friends, loved ones and even stranger are feeling safe and protected.

Duration:00:55:25

What Happens Behind the Camera

6/7/2021
Dylan and Baia talk to their second guest Felicia Marie who is an upcoming influencer, makeup artist and content creator on Tik Tok and Instagram! They go into social media and how it affects their mental health with the good and bad experiences and people you can face when getting sucked into the online world! Cheers to a Gen Z world.

Duration:00:52:14

But you're like...My Brother

5/31/2021
In this episode Baia and Dylan get into being stuck in the friend zone and what they do to put you in it with a splash of the respectful and treasured ghosting and how they've been ghosted and ghosted themselves. We're not in Kansas anymore bitches.

Duration:00:58:50

Take me far away from here

5/17/2021
In this episode, Baia and Dylan get into some travelling!! All the things they miss and places they wish they could go with a bunch of their personal travel tips and tricks for those wanderlust people out there, itching to break free and hop on a plane.

Duration:01:11:55

Let's Talk About Sex Babyy

5/10/2021
In this episode, Dylan and Baia have a very special guest to join them in talking about... yes you guessed it, SEX. Talking about the out of norm sexual experiences and the preferences they have individually, while going through the responses that you the listeners gave! Grab a drink, cause we're getting into the this one and boy is it a listen.

Duration:01:43:21

There's a first time for everything

5/3/2021
In this episode Baia and Dylan get more personal in sharing first time experiences they've had through the course of their youth/young adulthood. Bringing in some fun and light this time around! Everything from your first time driving a car to the first time bringing someone home. So grab a friend and get into your first experiences!

Duration:01:12:46

Bitch I'm not a therapist, but I needed one

4/26/2021
In this episode, Dylan and Baia talk about their own experiences with depression, anxiety and the struggles they both felt and went through. It was a tough road but here they are today to be as transparent as possible in their own ways.

Duration:01:25:04

50 shades of What Am I

4/19/2021
Baia and Dylan change it up a bit as they get into a different conversation that talks about being mixed race, growing up in the catholic school system and coming out as gay. They touch on their personal experiences and have their own opinions on things like race, religion, identity etc. It's always a touchy subject but a necessary one to have in general & they hope to be able to come back to this sometime again!

Duration:01:11:51

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4/12/2021
In this episode Dylan and Baia talk about their personal experiences and struggles in how they overcame coming out of their best and worst breakups. They realize the certain obstacles they had to overcome, new habits they needed to learn/unlearn, how to communicate, coming to terms in their own part that was played in their relationships and also all the good bad and ugly that came out of it. They touch base about how they personally got through their own predicaments and talk about all the responses that you, the listeners, wrote in about your own advice and coping mechanisms as well! There's a lot to learn and a lot to say, so grab that drink cause they're getting deep!

Duration:01:23:47

Thank you next, welcome to dating

4/5/2021
In this episode, Dylan and Baia get into the down and dirty about first dates, expectations and more. It's not easy going on a first date especially with this dysfunctional generation and a splash of a global pandemic. So it's time to spill the tea about all the do's and don't's with a mix of their personal experiences and responses from you. Get your drinks and grab your friend cause it's going to be a ride!

Duration:01:06:27

It's all about those Red Flags

3/29/2021
This episode is all about those RED FLAGS! Oh yes, Baia and Dylan get into what red flags are, how to identify them and personal experiences from the many dysfunctional encounters they've had themselves, plus they talk about what you the listeners responded to! Sit back, relax and let's get into the red flags together, it may just save you from that toxic or uncomfortable situation you're about to encounter sooner than you thought.

Duration:00:50:46

We're Doing it Live!

3/22/2021
The intro of your dreams! JK. This episode we get into what kind of stuff we'll be talking about on Bitch I'm Not a Therapist. There's a little background information about who Baia and Dylan are, why did we decide to create this podcast, how we met and a little synopsis on our friendship. Tune in every Monday to listen to us on Bitch I'm Not a Therapist! Intro Song: 24K by Tkay Maidza Outro Song: YRN (Ezra Remix) by Migos ft. Young Thug

Duration:00:12:42