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99% of what you will hear is total schmidt, but I have a feeling you’ll still have a blast. Listen in to hear about my absurd opinions, stories involving my dog named Kitty and my "famous" #auntcin, and deep dives into pop culture and weird news (who doesn't love weird news).You might be thinking, "who is this lady??" Well I'm a 30-something blonde lady who catfishes her coworkers by wearing CC cream and mascara on a daily basis; #goodreads nerd; living the corporate life by day and creative life by night (before 10 PM); lover of all things leopard; never lie to me because I’m #nancydrew; pop culture enthusiast; birthday obsessed; and probably eating cheez-its and watching reality TV right now.

99% of what you will hear is total schmidt, but I have a feeling you’ll still have a blast. Listen in to hear about my absurd opinions, stories involving my dog named Kitty and my "famous" #auntcin, and deep dives into pop culture and weird news (who doesn't love weird news).You might be thinking, "who is this lady??" Well I'm a 30-something blonde lady who catfishes her coworkers by wearing CC cream and mascara on a daily basis; #goodreads nerd; living the corporate life by day and creative life by night (before 10 PM); lover of all things leopard; never lie to me because I’m #nancydrew; pop culture enthusiast; birthday obsessed; and probably eating cheez-its and watching reality TV right now.
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99% of what you will hear is total schmidt, but I have a feeling you’ll still have a blast. Listen in to hear about my absurd opinions, stories involving my dog named Kitty and my "famous" #auntcin, and deep dives into pop culture and weird news (who doesn't love weird news).You might be thinking, "who is this lady??" Well I'm a 30-something blonde lady who catfishes her coworkers by wearing CC cream and mascara on a daily basis; #goodreads nerd; living the corporate life by day and creative life by night (before 10 PM); lover of all things leopard; never lie to me because I’m #nancydrew; pop culture enthusiast; birthday obsessed; and probably eating cheez-its and watching reality TV right now.

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@skschmidt

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English

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Episodes

(You drive me) Crazy

12/3/2019
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On Episode 8 it's another Edition of Corporate Schmidt --Office Schmidt gets political-- Sometimes things get testy at work and you need to know how to navigate. Per usual I have no tips, but hey, we can still complain about it. I also discuss how Black Friday is no longer the Schmidt--it's dead. Black Friday is kind of like Cyber Monday, except it's Friday, and also Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and even Tuesday and you don't have to leave your house. I also share a throw back Black Friday for...

Duration:00:30:04

Don't be a Quitter

11/26/2019
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On today's episode I talk a lot of REAL Schmidt. Like, what the hell are you doing in the shower for so long? Because I'm always one minute into my seven minute conditioning process and have nothing left to do. Then I move on to SERIOUS Schmidt, and help you prepare to play games with my family during the holiday season. I walk through our tried and true rules of being allowed to participate, the number 1 rule being, DON'T BE A QUITTER. But seriously, I want you to have fun, so I'll walk you...

Duration:00:30:22

Can't Stop, Won't Stop - Team Q-Tip...Duh.

11/19/2019
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Guys, how are we even surviving in 2019? Have we become too soft? Nah, I think we've finally understood our worth, at least that's what I think Brene Brown would tell me. Today's episode is 99% full of Schmidt (but only the best kind). I talk #firstworldproblems and what is really driving us all crazy--and it's mostly the slow internet--but it's also not being able to pay in one click or wondering where your EZ Pass bills are (or maybe that's just me?!?!). I also talk travelling solo and...

Duration:00:33:33

Straws are the Schmidt

11/12/2019
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Where did all the straws go? How did they get taken from us so quickly? Who ran that campaign? Is the person/people who started it all now running political campaigns? On today's episode, I'll talk "Conspiracy Schmidt" and deep dive into who we can blame for taking away all our straws and share my straw passion with the world. We'll also discuss "Schmidt I Bought" that you don't need, and talk some "Emotional Schmidt" with a focus on crying in public. If I'm not crying on haunted hay rides,...

Duration:00:31:27

Scared Schmidtless

11/5/2019
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Happy belated Halloween! It took me 26 years to watch Hocus Pocus, so of course it took me almost a week to post a Halloween episode. On this episode I'll discuss my fear of all things scary and how I'm truly lucky I made it through high school with the amount of crying I did on haunted hay rides and trails. I'll also lead a Halloween edition of "Judge's Table" where I judge my past Halloween costumes and list my favorite celebrity costumes this year (spoiler alert: no slutty costumes made...

Duration:00:32:22

Corporate Life Problemz

10/28/2019
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Ever go to work and feel over/underdressed and then stress about it for the whole day? Ever slam drawers of a printer or rip paper out of the drawer and then think...."hmm...I think this machine is expensive, but why isn't it working?!?" Do you travel for work and have to pretend you're not a complainer to your colleagues or pass by your boss in first to take your spot in steerage? Well, this podcast is for you! I've saved up all my corporate rants and struggles for your enjoyment. Sit back,...

Duration:00:28:19

All about Schmidt

10/28/2019
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Hey guys, my name is Sarah and I talk a lot of Schmidt. Get it?!? Okay, you get it. This episode is all about ME (hum Taylor Swift to yourself)! You'll hear all about my phone addiction--how I'm desperately trying to overcome it (not working)--how I distract myself from productivity, and my biggest fears (serial killers hiding behind shower curtains is at the top of the list) and Schmidt I freaking HATE (the list is long...sometimes longer than the Schmidt I love). Follow me on Instagram...

Duration:00:32:08

America's Favorite Aunt - Official #AuntCin

10/28/2019
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Hey guys--in today's episode we talk to America's favorite Aunt -- Aunt Cin. She's instagram famous (with 10 followers and no profile pic) and she's got a lot of dirt on me. We talk her favorite things to do (hint: she really likes to nap), her latest obsession of watching dogs and kittens interact, and we detail how she is the original Marie Kondo. Finally, we recap our favorite show Unexpected on TLC and our obsession with these teen mom and dads. Thanks for listening! Follow me at...

Duration:00:39:58

Watching YouTube and Drinking Cosmos

10/28/2019
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In today's episode I'm trying to understand YouTube and deep diving into my 15 year old spirit animal JoJo Siwa. I get you girl--why wear black when you can wear sequins?!?! I'm also talking all things "As Seen on TV" and scaring you with the amount of money my family and I have spent on gadgets, truly giving you an idea of the monster they turned me into. Finally, I'm laying out my #bringbackthecosmo 2020 campaign. This will be the year of cosmo--we're bringing it back from the SATC...

Duration:00:27:06