The Dumbest Timeline

Ep. 10 is a big mood, everybody! We’ve got a special guest on to review the Tesla 3 Model: Jamie’s Mom, Tami Rich. Also discussed: Tesla Tequila, Tumblr Porn, Child Youtube Moguls, AI Art, and the Mystery of the Wet Rug. Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thanksgiving! Courtney and Jamie are thankful for neoliberal dance parties, 2-day shipping, and people who keep their sex lives to themselves. They also discuss the dread caused by constantly rebooting the timeline. Read Amanda Hess’ “The End of Endings” https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/arts/the-end-of-endings.html Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Thank your heroes, it’s Veteran’s Day! This week Courtney & Jamie discuss America’s Ex-Boyfriend, Pete Davidson, 70s porn parodies, AI newscasters, flying police cars, white lady wine humor, silent discos, Silicon Valley hypocrisy, and conservatives & liberals being wrong together. Read Jamie’s latest essay ‘An Ideal Patient’ on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/ Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever...

This week’s show opens with a very important interview with an influencer. Courtney and Jamie discuss celebrities who have never sent an email, shock-fashion, influencer rentals, and ghost apartments. Jamie shares a traumatizing experience from a Co-working space urinal. Be sure to tweet us to let us know what your Adversity Jacket would say! Read Jamie’s latest essay ‘An Ideal Patient’ on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/ Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow...

This week Jamie and Courtney discuss how to match your Halloween costume to your astrological sign (Because Girlboss! Says it’s cool), why Alexa is your new doctor, why you should distrust facebook, design influencers, tariffs on China, and the lame Royal family! Read Jamie’s latest essay ‘An Ideal Patient’ on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/ Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Courtney and Jamie examine our cultural obsession with butts. They discuss why comedy critique is lame as hell, their fear of medical start-ups, and Jamie fixes our healthcare system in the process! Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap Syrian Refugee children. But what got her to this point? Resident Lilo historian Courtney recaps a decade of the starlet’s history. Additionally we discuss Elon Musk’s ousting from Tesla, how you can dress as an influencer for Halloween, and how selling Girl Scout cookies is a Man’s work. Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons LA Times Expose http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-canyons-movie-lindsay-lohan-20130804-story.html Theme music by...

Do you have what it takes to be a #girlboss and get life insurance? Better get your steps in, bitch! Also, the olds are hypocrites and our politicians are going hog wild on Twitter more so than usual. Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Public Health Announcement! Courtney and Jamie discuss what diseases are #trending, what Lena Dunham’s done this time, and who makes the cut in their Fantasy Trump Administration Prison Draft. Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Welcome to the Dumbest Timeline, a podcast from Courtney Porter and Jamie Rich. This week: Robots are artists, DJ Khaled is a furniture designer, and Courtney is a Suppressive Person. Theme music by @producedbynaive Show Notes: The Scientology doc is “My Scientology Film” directed by Louis Theroux, available on Netflix. Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!