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This is the dumbest time to be alive. This podcast is about why.

This is the dumbest time to be alive. This podcast is about why.
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United States

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This is the dumbest time to be alive. This podcast is about why.

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English

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Episodes

American Meme and #MyFavoriteMeds

12/15/2018
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This week, the Dumbest Timeline reviews Netflix doc American Meme, and the misrepresentation of American Princess, Paris Hilton, discusses their favorite meds, and revisits their Trump Admin prison brackets now that Michael Cohen is going to prison. Listen to actor Finn Wittrock read Jamie’s piece “The Shirt Stays On” on the New York Times Modern Love podcast: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/12/style/modern-love-podcast-finn-wittrock.html Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow...

Duration:00:46:40

Tesla, Tequila, & Tumblr Porn

12/6/2018
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Ep. 10 is a big mood, everybody! We’ve got a special guest on to review the Tesla 3 Model: Jamie’s Mom, Tami Rich. Also discussed: Tesla Tequila, Tumblr Porn, Child Youtube Moguls, AI Art, and the Mystery of the Wet Rug. Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:01:12:11

Thankful for Amazon!

11/21/2018
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Happy Thanksgiving! Courtney and Jamie are thankful for neoliberal dance parties, 2-day shipping, and people who keep their sex lives to themselves. They also discuss the dread caused by constantly rebooting the timeline. Read Amanda Hess’ “The End of Endings” https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/arts/the-end-of-endings.html Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:00:54:42

Blockchain Sex Contract

11/14/2018
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Thank your heroes, it’s Veteran’s Day! This week Courtney & Jamie discuss America’s Ex-Boyfriend, Pete Davidson, 70s porn parodies, AI newscasters, flying police cars, white lady wine humor, silent discos, Silicon Valley hypocrisy, and conservatives & liberals being wrong together. Read Jamie’s latest essay ‘An Ideal Patient’ on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/ Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you...

Duration:00:58:12

Interview with an Influencer

10/25/2018
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This week’s show opens with a very important interview with an influencer. Courtney and Jamie discuss celebrities who have never sent an email, shock-fashion, influencer rentals, and ghost apartments. Jamie shares a traumatizing experience from a Co-working space urinal. Be sure to tweet us to let us know what your Adversity Jacket would say! Read Jamie’s latest essay ‘An Ideal Patient’ on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/ Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow...

Duration:00:48:10

Alexa, I’ve Fallen & I Can’t Get Up!

10/18/2018
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This week Jamie and Courtney discuss how to match your Halloween costume to your astrological sign (Because Girlboss! Says it’s cool), why Alexa is your new doctor, why you should distrust facebook, design influencers, tariffs on China, and the lame Royal family! Read Jamie’s latest essay ‘An Ideal Patient’ on @Popula: https://popula.com/2018/10/30/the-ideal-patient/ Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:00:56:40

Rated PG for Butts

10/9/2018
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Courtney and Jamie examine our cultural obsession with butts. They discuss why comedy critique is lame as hell, their fear of medical start-ups, and Jamie fixes our healthcare system in the process! Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:00:56:11

The Cotton Triangle

10/3/2018
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Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap Syrian Refugee children. But what got her to this point? Resident Lilo historian Courtney recaps a decade of the starlet’s history. Additionally we discuss Elon Musk’s ousting from Tesla, how you can dress as an influencer for Halloween, and how selling Girl Scout cookies is a Man’s work. Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons LA Times Expose http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-canyons-movie-lindsay-lohan-20130804-story.html Theme music by...

Duration:00:55:46

Get Your Steps In, Bitch!

9/24/2018
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Do you have what it takes to be a #girlboss and get life insurance? Better get your steps in, bitch! Also, the olds are hypocrites and our politicians are going hog wild on Twitter more so than usual. Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:01:15:34

The Plague is Back, Baby!

9/18/2018
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Public Health Announcement! Courtney and Jamie discuss what diseases are #trending, what Lena Dunham’s done this time, and who makes the cut in their Fantasy Trump Administration Prison Draft. Theme music by @producedbynaive Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:01:12:30

It’s Sad If You Don’t Put It On The Internet

9/13/2018
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Welcome to the Dumbest Timeline, a podcast from Courtney Porter and Jamie Rich. This week: Robots are artists, DJ Khaled is a furniture designer, and Courtney is a Suppressive Person. Theme music by @producedbynaive Show Notes: The Scientology doc is “My Scientology Film” directed by Louis Theroux, available on Netflix. Follow @dumbesttimepod on Twitter and Subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts!

Duration:01:01:49

Welcome to The Dumbest Timeline

8/26/2018
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The Dumbest Timeline is coming soon… well, actually, you’re already living it.

Duration:00:01:37