The Hopeless Fan

Browns-Eagles-Jets are BIG losers in Week 13 // Seahawks -3 was easy $ // Is Ron Rivera on the hot seat (WELP!) // How'd you get screwed in fantasy // Bad Beats of the Weekend // In this house we Stan Dogs on Senior Day // Rankings Top-5 MVP candidates // Irrational http://NFL.com headline reactions.

Thanksgiving week, you made it. Sunday Standouts consisting of Kyle Shanahan's hat, his addiction to Champs sporting goods, and Vegas fooling everyone. Our Stans of the week include the Christmas season, Disney+ nostalgia & Dwayne Haskins selfie game. Christmas in week 13 may or may not include a time machine. Derrick Henry & Sam Darnold (almost) screw us in fantasy. We conclude the show by sharing our Bad Beats from over the weekend & talk prop bets we liked in MNF.

TNF TALK (Colts got screwed)/ Luka is the GOAT? Streets say yes / A sad boardwalk for all the wrong reasons / NFL picks snake draft/ Doghouse OTW for degenerates/ Monday Morning Headlines

Kliff Kingsbury is hotter in the sun/ Freddie Kitchens is a winner even tho he wants to lose /We Stan a random bird in Florida / Irrational NFL.com reactions/ Bad Beat Monday / How’d you get screwed in fantasy/ Top NCAA Cinderellas

Week 7 winners and losers as short guys take Ls across the league; We're giving the Lions an Ancestry DNA kit for Christmas in Week 8; Irrational NFL.com reactions births the player, "Tampa Bay Hendrix"; We Rip the Ranking of the league's top WRs; #MyFutureMustInclude ; We share our worst Halloween costumes. (Ep. 18)

We Missed You on Tuesday. TNF Talk: Scotty is nervous for Chiefs-Broncos (rightfully so - yuck). Doghouse of the Week: Zac Taylor, Zach Brown and the Worst Sports Team in Washington. Dan Quinn and Matt Bryant are the same person. Great Debate: Arguing Our Current Super Bowl Picks. TAKE A WALK ON THE BOARDWALK. Zack's LOTWOTC. Monday Morning Headlines. (Ep. 17)

TNF TALK, Patriots are who we thought they were. Giants +17.5 is a criminal beat | Great Debate deciding Zack's 1-unit bet for Thursday Night Football | For Your Reference - current NFL leading receivers | Doghouse of the week: Looking at you Keenan Allen | NFL Picks Snake Draft - Week 6 | Zack's Lock of the Week OF THE CENTURY (3-2) | Nathan Joins us on the Boardwalk | Monday Morning Headlines (Ep. 16)

Sunday Standouts (The Chiefs are finished) / Aaron Jones screws fantasy owners everywhere / Ranking the Top-5 late-night drunk-food destinations / We Stan the Chargers for being consistently devastating/ Irrational http://NFL.com headline reactions (Ep. 15)

TNF Talk (Greg Zuerlein in the doghouse)/ How many 1,000-yard receivers from '09 can you name? / One day a year Mean Girls is relevant / World Series picks / Zack's Lock of the Week of the Century / NFL betting boardwalk

A rewind to 2009 Vontaze Burfict’s $$ missed is insane Top 10 things about Fall Irrational NFL headline reactions There is no winning in gambling, tbh

A lil teaser episode for tomorrow morning's official episode release.

We're reacting to Thursday Night Football. Rodgers is BACK - so is their defense. NFL Shuffle of reasons to be optimistic and pessimistic. Great Debate of the best team to never win a Super Bowl. We'll take you on a board walk because we LOVE this week's board. NFL Snake Draft - Scotty tries this week to catch up with Zack and Shelby. Monday Morning NFL Headline Predictions (Ep. 12)

Browns are SUSPECT ; Who won week 3 ; We love this week’s board ; Christmas in Week 4; Lamar Jackson is reckless; The GREAT candy debate; Irrational NFL.com headline reactions; Ripping Zack’s rankings. (Ep. 11)