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Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!

Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!
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United Kingdom

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Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!

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English

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07784261194


Episodes

Episode 2.26 - Alex Jones Reviews TTOSS, Top Flight Time Machine and Bring Back Boob Inspectors

12/24/2018
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Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, then report it to social services, claiming it's feeding its children solely on mince pies. This week: I Am A Boob Inspector, Bear Grylls unconvincingly mumbles about the NHS, Alex goes all husky, the One Show's commissioning process revealed and a real-life bombshell from one podcast listener - called ALEX...

Duration:00:31:18

Episode 2.25 - We Take Scouts Everywhere, Chris Evans's Big House and Samantha Bond Nearly Does The Eyes

12/24/2018
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Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, then get drunk, set fire to its porch on the way back from Midnight Mass and run away. This week: don't do the eyes, Chris Evans has a big house, the BBC are very interested in scouts, Bear Grylls lacks anecdotes, the Bayeux tapestry appears on a wedding cake, and Clement Attlee is celebrated as Britain's...

Duration:00:30:45

Episode 2.24 - Loans For Ferrets, Olly Murs Won't Go Cruising and Ha Ha The Poor

12/19/2018
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The celebrated Raised By Wolves and Upstart Crow actor Helen Monks and the excellent Al Orme join Jon Holmes to ask the One Show on a date and then stand it up. This week: Olly Murs won't go cruising, a company that gives loans so you can buy a ferret, Helen discovers Jane Macdonald, everyone's stealing Billy Connolly's jokes and ha ha ha poor people. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:23:21

Episode 2.23 - Michael Buble's Canadian Delicacy, Dead Men's Coats and Billy Colonoscopy

12/18/2018
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The celebrated Raised By Wolves and Upstart Crow actor Helen Monks and the excellent Al Orme join Jon Holmes to ask The One Show to help us load a sofa into the back of a van before adducting it and keeping it in a well, ITS RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN AND PUTS IT IN THE BASKET. This week: Alex Jones has a bun in the oven (not literally, she's pregnant), Michael Buble pushes his Canadian delicacies, dead men's coats, Billy Colonscopy, Helen looks up 'fetching' on air, and John Bishop enjoys...

Duration:00:33:50

Episode 2.22 - Boris Johnson The Egg, Political Biscuits & Sally Phillips's Lewd Hand Gesture

12/13/2018
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The superb comedian Lizzie Roper and wonderful writer and broadcaster Jake Yapp join Jon Holmes to ask The One Show to what we say is a predetermined wrestling match, but then we quickly try to break its arms. This week: Joe Lycett draws Boris Johnson on an egg, some biscuits get political, Benjamin Zephaniah does a poem for God's sake, Sally Philips nearly explains a rude hand gesture and gallons of hot fresh sexism. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:29:07

Episode 2.21 - Matt Baker's Live Felch, Sexual Sausage Machines and Joe Lycett's Poo Tales

12/11/2018
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The superb comedian Lizzie Roper and wonderful writer and broadcaster Jake Yapp join Jon Holmes to ask The One Show to come to our house at which point we stage an intervention. This week: Matt Baker says 'felch'. You probably don't need to know anything else. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:32:26

Episode 2.20 - Rob Lowe Doesn't Play A Sax, Angelwing and Alex Jones Upsets The Alarm

12/5/2018
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The excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dissect The One Show to find out (a) what makes it tick and (b) to kill it. This week: Matt Baker goes on a shooting rampage, Rob Lowe doesn't play the sax, Mick Hucknall's looks are discussed, there aren't any spoons, some birds eat some bread and Alex makes a mistake with the Alarm. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:36:52

Episode 2.19 - Mick Hucknall's Hot Vomit Hair, Kill Vegans and Let's Whisper At Perverts

12/4/2018
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The excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ring up The One Show in the dead of night and scream obscenities at it down the phone. This week: Matt Baker is very excited by his own joke, the precise moment Mick Hucknall became disgusting is located, a vegan-killing editor meets a vegan, a false doctor tries to cancel an interview, and a woman wears a coat made out of Bungle. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:35:36

Episode 2.18 - Ruth Wilson Births Her Own Dad, Tales of Almond and A Vicar Has A Sleepover

11/28/2018
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The actor, broadcaster and Magic FM delight Tom Price and leading radio producer Con Mendez join Jon Holmes to call The One Show over and proceed to dress it down in front of its colleagues and co-workers. This week: a vicar has a sleepover, what's Matt Baker really like, Jon goes on radio with Marc Almond, Ruth Wilson remakes Back To The Future, Alex wears Pants on air and Matt Baker is frightened of his mobille. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:32:37

Episode 2.17 - Kit Harrington Eats Shit, Your Brother’s Skull Gets Stapled and How To Say Pain Quotidien

11/27/2018
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The actor, broadcaster and Magic FM delight Tom Price and leading radio producer Con Mendez join Jon Holmes to connect with The One Show online and then relentlessly neg it until it finally goes out with them. This week: 1970s Northern Irish dolphin and bear shows at a leisure centre, Kit Harrington eats shit, The One Show is your Brexit Hub and a brother has a staple pummelled into his skull. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:34:12

Episode 2.16 - Arise Sir Matt Baker, Pudsey's Drunk and Jane Garvey Swears More Than Us

11/22/2018
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The multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tell the One Show it's dropped its wallet and then kick it up the arse when it bends over to pick it up. This week: Jane Garvey reveals her hidden One Show video, Pudsey is full of beer and migrants, Jon laughs about the gender pay gap, and we want Sir Matthew Baker. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:26:38

Episode 2.15 - Gender-Free Pudsey, Ronan Keating's Private Jet and Oceans of Vomit

11/21/2018
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The multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to beckon The One Show over to admire the sea-view from the clifftop, before hurling it over onto the rocks below, and attempting to claim on the life insurance we just bought in its name. This week: Jane Garvey wrecks The One Show's ambition to broadcast from Birmingham, that bloody rickshaw, Sandi Toksvig's medallion, the strange beauty of Eddie Redmayne the Fox,...

Duration:00:35:54

Episode 2.14 - Gyles Brandreth Sends A Woman To Heaven, Pudsey Le Bear and Carol Vorderman's Blue Tits

11/14/2018
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Writer, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in a ducking stool, see if it floats or sinks, and then toss it on a bonfire regardless. This week: Mysterious Man, why does it stink of Max Branning, Alex Jones creates beef with Jesus Jones and Gyles Brandreth sends another innocent woman to the afterlife. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:34:04

Episode 2.13 - Wowsomes, £600 Means Nothing To Rylan and Urrrgh, Salt Tongue

11/13/2018
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Writer, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in the dock and immediately sentence it to death. This week: who is the Nazi Aslan, let's eat too many bananas, a man drinks the sea, Rylan dismisses 600 quid and WOWSOMES. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:32:02

Episode 2.12 - How We Hoaxed The One Show with Zac and Jay (and Louis Theroux)

11/12/2018
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Last week, Louis Theroux was a guest on The One Show, where he was introduced to two super-fans who explained they staged massive parties themed around Louis Theroux. Only there aren't any massive parties. And they weren't super-fans. They were YouTubers Zac and Jay and the whole thing was a hoax. And it was so convincing, even our cynical minds at The The One Show Show fell for it. So who better to explain what it's like to go backstage at The One Show (expressly to play a prank on it)...

Duration:00:27:53

Episode 2.11 - Freddie Flintoff Hates The Moon, Anemone Fighting and Welsh Sewage

11/6/2018
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Genuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: Louis Theroux is intimidated by his obsessed fans, Freddie Flintoff disputes the moon landings, two anemones smash each other's faces in (if they have faces) and is Orville a sexual predator? It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:42:32

Episode 2.10 - A Magician Goes Wrong, Janus-Womack Is An Alien and It Smells Of Cannabis

11/5/2018
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Genuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: a magician spectacularly fails on live TV, Carrie Grant can't explain what an escape room is, a man smells some cannabis, a former rugby player in a clown suit and the Roswell Alien is back. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:32:10

Episode 2.9 - Bomb Dog Love, Paloma Faith's Drizzle Cake and Don't Be Mean to Martine

10/30/2018
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The host of the brilliant Smershpod John Rain joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to trap The One Show into a coffin and then start the crematorium (it's a classic James Bond reference, you fools!) This week: everyone gangs up on Martine McCutcheon, a man loves a bomb dog which isn't that bothered about him, Paloma Faith is on for what feels like forever and there's a film about pressing buttons. Good lord. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:48:12

Episode 2.8 - A Pig In A Tree, Sexual Blue Peter and Rick Wakeman's Dead Teacher

10/24/2018
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The brilliant Alex Zane joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show if it's dropped a coin, wait for it to bend over and look, before booting it right up the arse. This week: a Blue Peter presenter fumbles with a woman's breast, we meet the UK Trees of the Year, Rick Wakeman is pleased a teacher has died, why isn't everything see-through and there's a pig in a tree. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:49:18

Episode 2.7 - Welcome a Fly, Gerard Butler is a Sea-Daddy and Don’t Stab Maisie Williams

10/16/2018
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The wonderful actor-tress Carrie Quinlan joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show and try and push it over a cliff. This week: there's a fly in the studio, Gerard Butler is fit, KT Tunstall loves a tunnel, Matt's gone rickshaw crazy and a knife-fight with Maisie Williams goes wrong. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

Duration:00:56:47