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Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".

Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".
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Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".

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Ep77: Two Judgey Girls

8/16/2018
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While Summer Mary is having an UnBELIZEable time on vacation, we welcome special guest Jason Richman. Jason attended #CountessandFriends with us and gave us a new perspective on all things Bravo. We welcomed the newest season of Real Housewives of Dallas, said a classy cabaret goodbye to Real Housewives of New York and shared a mutual love over Thick as Thieves Shannon Beador. Come judge with us!

Duration:01:21:17

Ep76: Two Judgey Girls

8/9/2018
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We really dive deep into Orange County and New York. Mary had her RHOC Watch Party and even FaceTimed with the new girl, Emily, who we are totally loving. Are you #TeamGodd or #TeamOGoftheOC? Do we actually like Tamra? Is Lu jealous of Ramona’s new renovation? Is Sonja the new face of Depends? Why did Bethenny ditch Ramona’s party? Why was this episode even in existence? Come judge with us! This weeks episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code TJG for $5 off of their 6-, 12-, or 24-...

Duration:01:31:20

Ep75: Two Judgey Girls

8/3/2018
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We are back! We break down the last two episodes of RHONY in Colombia. We watched Sonja pee her swimsuit she was trying to resell, Dorinda “not slur her words,” Lu judge her, and Carole and B continue to loathe each other. Meanwhile in the OC, we go back to Andale’s to see Tamra and her 4th boob job, Shannon and her spanx, and Vicki not really whoop it up. And finally, we see Ashley talk with Andy about being brainwashed. So much to discuss, come judge with us! This week's episode is...

Duration:01:41:30

BONUSEp74: Two Judgey Girls

7/27/2018
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We do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this episode shows that this would NEVER fly and that Tamra most likely would have been fired. Ryan proves to be creepier than ever and poor Gretchen just wanted to be besties with TAMRUHHHHHHHHH! And Donn is stil around! Come judge with us!

Duration:00:41:57

Ep73: Two Judgey Girls

7/27/2018
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THE OC IS BACK! Mary gave the RHOC premiere a B-, as the ropes course saved the day. In Cartegena, Sofia Vergara joined the cast... or was it Samantha Jones? Either way, one of these characters watched from rehab. (Another tough week for Lu.) Are you Team Bethenny or Team Carole? Mary continues to loathe B. Strong while Courtney is Team No One. The Southern Charm reunion kicks off with a letter from TRavs attorney addressing the mutual decision to not attend and acknowledging "fans". We...

Duration:00:54:45

Ep72: Two Judgey Girls

7/27/2018
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Full update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have such a hot week in real time but is rocking the cabaret rehearsals. Speed dating looks about as fun as can be imagined and Ramona proves that she is the best dater of them all, even if all she ends up with is a half drank tequila. Come judge with us! Interested in Teami Blends? Use our code JUDGEY for...

Duration:01:27:23

BONUSEp74: Two Judgey Girls

7/26/2018
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We do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this episode shows that this would NEVER fly and that Tamra most likely would have been fired. Ryan proves to be creepier than ever and poor Gretchen just wanted to be besties with TAMRUHHHHHHHHH! And Donn is stil around! Come judge with us!

Duration:00:41:57

Ep72: Two Judgey Girls

7/13/2018
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Full update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have such a hot week in real time but is rocking the cabaret rehearsals. Speed dating looks about as fun as can be imagined and Ramona proves that she is the best dater of them all, even if all she ends up with is a half drank tequila. Come judge with us! Interested in Teami Blends? Use our code JUDGEY for...

Duration:01:29:40

BONUS Ep71: Two Judgey Girls

7/5/2018
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Bonus episode for everybody! With Bravo on a new episode hiatus this week, Courtney & Mary took a deep dive into the brilliant RHONY episodes of Scary Island. You may be shook to hear our take on whose side we are really on, but we will try to convince you to join us as well. Hope you've enjoyed your 4th of July and enjoy this BONUS episode! Come judge with us!

Duration:00:44:32

Ep70: Two Judgey Girls

6/29/2018
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We catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky stars that New York brings it week after week. 1 dinner, 3 fights, where is the caution tape? They know how to give it to us and make us want more... just like Ramona and the banana bread. Come judge with us!

Duration:01:25:35

Ep69: Two Judgey Girls

6/22/2018
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This week we celebrate the life of Bobby Zarin and watch Bethenny and Jill rekindle their friendship. Meanwhile, we see Lu outside of prison and rehab to have some R&R in her home state of Connecticut. Ramona is confronted for asking Tom (it’s about Tom) to come to one of his parties. Who does Ramona think she is? Slob Kebab. In Charleston, Ashley is struggling to deal with Thomas and hopes he will give her a ring. She is disappointed with a bracelet. Kathryn goes MIA and we find out she is...

Duration:01:32:21

BONUS Ep68: Two Judgey Girls

6/13/2018
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BONUS EPISODE! Mary and Courtney discuss The Jury outing at See You Next Tuesday. Let's just say that our expectations were set low and we were pleasantly surprised. Until we weren't... Take a listen!

Duration:00:22:45

Ep66: Two Judgey Girls

6/11/2018
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(We accidentally deleted the original Ep66 so if you've listened, feel free to skip this one!) Courtney gives Mary and all of you some homework this weekend to watch some new shows that are outside of our Bravosphere. We lament over the ending of VPR this season, but so thankful we got some secrets revealed (Scheana's confession was not one we needed...) Orange you said its over? Below Deck continues to have horribly trained staff and Captain Sandy was too much of a guest with her Womanizer....

Duration:01:31:38

Ep67: Two Judgey Girls

6/11/2018
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It's Courtney AND Mary IN LA! While we may be a few days behind our regular posting, we haven't lost our spark. Mary experienced her first Pride in LA and her run in with ZZZZZ-list VPR celeb, Logan. We deep dive into the drama of Southern Charm with Trashley and T-Rav still causing the drama--but their downfall seems inevitable. Below Deck really bores us as a recap and we are now on Team Adam. The ladies of New York continue to entertain us and we are so #blessed to have them on our TV...

Duration:01:22:32

Ep65: Two Judgey Girls

5/25/2018
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Mary was distracted while simultaneously recording and watching the Warriors lose. Courtney carries on a great conversation with herself. “We” talk Bezershires, Carole putting Bethanny in her place, Captain Sandy being a boss b*itch on Below Deck, and Scheana slurping up the pasta like it'll be gone in 7 minutes or less. Won't you judge with us?

Duration:01:08:53

Ep64: Two Judgey Girls

5/20/2018
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TJG Royal Wedding Edition (plus our usuals)! Hear all our thoughts on our California girl, Meghan Markle, and Harry. We get introduced to a new cast member, Paul, James' roommate, and feel weirded out but also need more of him. Carole and Tinsley continue to be sitting at the mean girls lunch table yet we can’t get enough #teamradziwill. We learn that Countess Luann always adds baby when she sings happy birthday--Court was robbed. We get to see Captain Sandy and her new crew on Below Deck...

Duration:01:15:20

Ep63: Two Judgey Girls

5/11/2018
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It should have been called "Friends and Countess", hear all about Courtney baby and Lu singing her Happy Birthday. Dorinda still continues to slur her words in Puerto Rico and Bethenny goes Dr. Drew on her. We are finally saying it: Carole is Steven Tyler’s twin sister. Jason showed up to the VPR reunion and made Scheana cry. “Why is this harder than my divorce?” The ice kween has spoken, will Erika Jayne return for another season? Teddi Bear definitely solidified her diamond. Want you judge...

Duration:01:27:12

Ep62: Two Judgey Girls

5/3/2018
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PSA: NO SCREAMING THIS EPISODE. We deep dive into New York and see Mother Theresa Bethenny bring the Leper Sonja under her wing. Dorinda still says burying someone is harder than signing paperwork. Missy makes a guest spot and Lu takes her date home. We go to the TomTom Progress Party and see Rob completely ignore Scheana and her hard hat. Surprise surprise, Jax isn't moving to Florida...he is trying to move down the hall. LVP forces him give a resignation letter. We continue to watch the...

Duration:01:16:49

Ep60: Two Judgey Girls

4/22/2018
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DEBRIEF JURY MEMBERS: LOTS OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THIS EPISODE! Due to running a 10k and imbibing on alcoholic beverages after and also using a computer that has none of our actual podcast files and applications, today's podcast is somewhat janky. And you know what, if you love us, you'll understand and deal. WE ARE SORRY! Anyways, join us as we dive into all things Bravo this week including Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules, the unfortunate RHOBH as well as the stellar RHONY. We got it...

Duration:01:07:31

Ep59: Two Judgey Girls

4/13/2018
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Courtney from LA met up with the VPR cast at WWHL this week. Listen to find out about the choice words Scheana had for her. Mary from the Bay returns from Mexico and is glad she didn’t have to sit down with her boyfriend and tell him the “rumor” that she hooked up with James Kennedy... at least this time it was in a hot tub. Jax has officially come unhinged. Roid rage or too much pasta? We continue to snooze through Beverly Hills and discuss if Erika is a mean girl. We cried watching Carole...

Duration:01:41:06