Two Judgey Girls

Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest lullaby! We can’t get enough of Jax’s cleaning, Brittany’s puking (and stingrays?!), Michelle repulsion of Jesse and Kristen being Kristen! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Q1 over, we check in on our Bravo 2024 predictions and see what has already happened. Courtney is given some tips by Mary in case she sees a Bravoleb over the week and what makes a good conversation starter. We chat a bit about both Summer Houses. Why is Summer picking on Shaniece? She may be worst dressed but she kills it in a bathing suit! Would you choose working out or going to brunch? Kyle was officially asked to be a part of Carl and Lindsay’s wedding but as a Flower Boy. Did Lindsay say he couldn’t be a Groomsman? When will Carl talk to Lindsey about NA Loverboy? Will Ciara and West ever sleep together? Andrea graces us with his presence at the Italian party and will Kyle and Amanda move to New Jersey? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We give you a taste of Vanderpump Villa, talk the Potomac Reunion, and update you on the Hot Hall of Fame (and our MM winner!). We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are obsessed with Katie hooking up with Max and we think Tom wants her back. Sandoval thought he could save the day with ranch dressing but Ariana handed it to him! How did he think they would have an amicable split! The Valley is giving us life! Is the show revolving around Jax and Brittany or is Kristen is the true star? Did she just repeat what Zack said or did she twist the words? What really happened at Michelle’s house? Is Jesse going to flip the table like Teresa? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Happy Hour! We talk who will win March MANness: will it be Craig or West?! Plus we chat both Summer Houses! We get reacquainted with the cast of Martha’s Vineyard and what the next 14 days has in store for us! Plus we are off to the races in the Hamptons with Kyle giving West a bloody nose, Amanda and Paige on Team Linds, Carl possibly going to anger management, and Craig not taking Kyle’s bait. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you believe that March MANness is almost over?! What a whirlwind of a week it has been! We chat who we think will take it all! Ariana stays winning this week with a new home and a new hosting gig! What will Lala have to say about that? Speaking of Lala, why is she hanging with Tom Sandoval? Is she trying to produce the season? We did like that she threw Scheana under the bus about a Schwartz/Scheana makeout from years ago. Not one to let that go, we think Scheana may have set up Brock to tell the group about Max and Katie. Lesson learned: don't share your location with Scheana! We are loving The Valley and the mess that it is. From Jax inviting Kristen's ex to meet Kristen's new boyfriend, 5 minutes of roller hockey, to watching the downfall of Jesse (guys, is he hot??) and Michelle, it truly has been giving. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's TJG Happy Hour! We recap the week and talk Courtney’s trip to NYC where she saw Ariana and West! Plus we judge all things VPR, The Valley, and Summer House. Is VPR just that bad that The Valley felt like a warm hug? Did we miss the #1 guy in the group? We still can’t get over Jax talking about a baby out of wedlock in 2024! Carl skips Friday night for a “special delivery” and Lindsay wishes Carl would give her a little something, something. Is the end a blindside?! We are loving how far Craig and Paige have come too! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us as we break down March MANness: who made it, what to expect, who got snubbed, who we think will go far and everything in between! We go over the Top 64 as voted on by you all. This bracket is going to be tough and while it is unclear which man will win, what we do know is: WE are all the winners here! Fill out your bracket, we'll see you Thursday in IG stories for voting and come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A first in Housewives history: a housewife doesn't finish the reunion and we have a guest that didn’t even film this season! Seriously, why was Kathy invited? To secure her spot for next season, to scare Sutton, or to be the supportive sister? Are we really going to let Kyle just lie to our faces? Is she or isn’t she dating Morgan: we have two different opinions! Plus we break down Summer House. Who is gaslighting who: Carl or Lindsay? Is Carl judgmental of her drinking? Is Lindsay resentful of Carl not working? Thank goodness for West and Ciara’s love story as a palate cleanser! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up on The Traitors finale, chat about what is happening with the Royal Family plus recap Vanderpump Rules. Are you Team Ariana? Are Scheana and Lala making it about themselves? Is James crossing over to the dark side? Should the cast be allowed to break the fourth wall more? Come judge with us!! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real Housewives” star Heather Gay talks about why she relates to the “Barbie” movie and how she herself broke out of the boxes she was placed in. You can listen to more Pop Culture Moms at link.chtbl.com/popculturemomss1/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! We couldn't wait any longer to talk about Summer House! We debrief the first two episodes and have fallen in love with West; has Ciara too? Jesse Solomon and his singing voice are also a welcome pleasantry in the house. Carl and Lindsay make waves on their first weekend as Lindsay questions his sobriety and surprisingly it won't end well... Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wowowow we are here again! This time we discuss Part 1 of both the RHOBH and RHOM reunions. What a Wednesday! Dorit and her one hair were on display tonight being the only college graduate on stage (plus the 3 other women who also graduated from college sitting near her). Kyle gave us nothing. And we side with Crystal. Miami brought it with the fashion and the fights, though tbh we were having a tough time figuring out what they were actually fighting about. Alexia is a star and the other women should think they are too. Larsa lies again and brought Marcus, who seemingly has no job but a lot of Jordans. And Guerdy came in guns blazing. We loved it! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary is back and gives us a recap of her lovely St. Lucia honeymoon! We sure did miss her! And then there was Vanderpump Rules. And it was... something. We're over T*m S*ndoval. That's it. That's the blurb. You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Mary enjoys her amazing honeymoon, we have the best guest ever: Courtney's mom! As an avid RHOBH watcher, she breaks down all of her thoughts regarding the women of Beverly Hills: her thoughts on Kyle, Mo and Mo; how much she likes Sutton; her feelings on the White Party; how she thinks next season will play out and so much more! We had such a great time talking RHOBH and hope you enjoy listening. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Mary's last pod before she embarks on her long-awaited honeymoon! We talk the penultimate episodes of RHOBH and RHOM. Mary has some good theories about Sutton this season--could she be right?! Did Erika deserve an apology from the women? Has Kyle been messing with us all season with Mo? (And does she also have the ultimate ick with him?) We are enjoying watching Larsa squirm with avoiding Michael's approval of the relationship, her tequila line and the fact that everybody works ok? We will miss both of these seasons when they are over. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney has another run in this week with a Faithful; no other than, Pilot Pete! We discuss all things Traitors! Who will make it to the end? We also talk the Larsa/Marcus break up and have a feeling it has to do with Michael. We also can't help but talk Taylor, Travis, and the Super Bowl! We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are really enjoying Tom and his crocodile tears. What is this narcissist going to do next? It's fascinating to watch, even if we have to pretend that they still go to SUR. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2 Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hear all about Carl and Courtney running into each other this weekend plus we have to talk a little Taylor Swift! Major spoilers talking Traitors and we catch up with the Miami women in Mexico City. We are in Spain with the women of Beverly Hills and can't get enough of Sutton, including her calling herself an, "Alimony collecting, gala going, vodka drinking, erratic crazy lady!" We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Did Garcelle sleep with Storms dad? Is Erika the drunk Rainman? Did AnneMarie total redeem herself? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Cameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2 Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a recap of the Season 11 Premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We get to see Katie and Ariana front in center in the beginning credits like IT SHOULD BE! And we spend an episode catching up with everybody a few months after the implosion of Scandoval. WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back again for Happy Hour! Listen to Mary’s hilarious story from 'Two Ts in a Pod' live show plus we recap a bit of RHOM and RHOBH in Spain. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.