Wednesday Night Podcast

Send us a text Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind! (And Joe's Alien Adventures) This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're setting our sights on the stars as we feature the iconic soundtrack to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Get ready for some classic John Williams orchestral swells, chilling alien communication, and maybe a sudden urge to sculpt mashed potatoes. But forget the government cover-ups, because the real mystery begins when Joe takes the mic! Inspired by the film's otherworldly vibes, Joe dives deep into his own, shall we say, highly questionable alien encounters. Did he see a UFO? Was it just a really bright drone? Did he accidentally wander into a highly organized backyard barbeque? The lines between reality and... other-reality blur quicker than a spaceship doing warp speed. Prepare for speculative theories, wild anecdotes, and enough chaos to make even the most seasoned Ufologist question everything. Will we finally get to the bottom of Joe's extraterrestrial experiences? Or will he just leave us with more questions than answers (and possibly a craving for Reese's Pieces)? Tune in to find out! #WednesdayNightPodcast #CloseEncounters #AlienEncounters #UFO #JohnWilliams #SciFi #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #ChaosEnsues #BelieveItOrNot website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text When the Levee Breaks (and Your Car Catches Fire) This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're cranking up the volume and diving into rock 'n' roll legend with Led Zeppelin's iconic debut album, Led Zeppelin. We'll be dissecting its raw power, groundbreaking sound, and of course, that instantly recognizable album cover featuring the Hindenburg disaster. (Spoiler alert: things go up in flames.) And speaking of things going up in flames, that infamous zeppelin somehow sparks a discussion about car fires. Now, you might think they're rare, like spotting a unicorn at a drive-thru, but oh no. Chris, ever the purveyor of uncomfortable truths, comes armed with "evidence" to the contrary. Prepare for statistics you never asked for, alarming anecdotes, and a general sense of unease about your daily commute. So, buckle up, plug in, and join us for a journey from the fiery heights of rock history to the surprisingly frequent (according to Chris) phenomenon of spontaneous automobile combustion. It's an episode that might make you think twice about that next road trip. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Tiny Human, Giant Questions! Hold onto your hats, folks! This week, the Wednesday Night Podcast has gone full-on diaper duty! Our very own Andrew has officially welcomed a tiny human grandchild into the world! Congratulations, Andrew... now get ready for approximately eighteen years of Andrew taking more pictures than ever! Fresh off the miracle of life, Andrew's brain has apparently entered a new dimension of grandparental logic. This week, he poses the deeply scientific question: Can the gender of his newborn be predicted by listening to Stevie Wonder's seminal album, Songs in the Key of Life? Yes, you read that right. We delve into the intricate and highly accurate methodology of interpreting musical cues for chromosomal determination. Does "Sir Duke" point to a boy? Is "Isn't She Lovely" a dead giveaway? Prepare for a hilarious descent into musical pseudo-science as the rest of us try to gently (and not-so-gently) steer Andrew back to reality. Expect tangents galore, increasingly bewildered reactions from the usual crew, and possibly a spirited debate on the merits of "I Wish" as a reliable gender oracle. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text This week on the Wednesday Night Podcast, things get WILD. Our very own Joe, bless his heart, dives headfirst into the fascinating (and apparently adorable, according to him) world of Dire Wolves. Yes, those prehistoric behemoths that could probably swallow your chihuahua whole. But wait, there's more! Joe's research was conducted entirely while grooving to the iconic sounds of... you guessed it... Steppenwolf! We're not sure if "Born to Be Wild" inspired his fascination or just drowned out any sense of impending doom, but here we are. The rest of the gang, however, are having absolutely none of it. They spend a good chunk of the episode mercilessly mocking Joe's insistence on the "cute" factor of a creature with teeth the size of bananas. The conversation devolves into a hilarious debate about the plausibility (and sheer terror) of Jurassic Park-style consequences, with Joe firmly planted in the "nah, they'd be chill" camp. So tune in for tales of ancient predators, questionable musical pairings, and the comedic stylings of a man who clearly hasn't seen enough dinosaur movies. You might learn something, you'll definitely laugh, and you'll probably want to hide your small pets. Wednesday Night Podcast: Where the only thing scarier than a Dire Wolf is Joe's optimism. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Strange Magic, Sad Illusions: An ELO-rical Letdown This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're tuning into the cosmic sounds of Electric Light Orchestra's "Face The Music," with a special spotlight on the wonderfully weird "Strange Magic." Prepare for soaring strings, Jeff Lynne's unmistakable vocals, and a generous serving of 1970s prog-pop goodness. But hold on to your laser beams, because things are about to get… decidedly less magical. Inspired by the mystical vibes of ELO, Craig recounts his utterly underwhelming experience at a David Copperfield magic show in the dazzling (and apparently illusion-challenged) city of Las Vegas. Prepare for tales of vanishing acts that didn't quite vanish, levitation that looked suspiciously like wires, and the crushing realization that maybe, just maybe, some "strange magic" is just… not that strange. Did Craig witness a true illusionist, or just a man with a fog machine and a questionable haircut? So, dim the lights, put on your headphones, and join us for a journey from the symphonic heights of ELO to the disappointing depths of Vegas stage magic. It's a show that will leave you wondering if the real magic is just the ability to get through a mediocre performance. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text The Lexicon of Love, Lawnmowers of London, and... Well, You'll See. This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're getting sophisticated (for about five seconds) as we delve into ABC's seminal album, "The Lexicon of Love." Prepare for lush orchestrations, Martin Fry's suave vocals, and a healthy dose of 80s romanticism. But hold on tight, because this is The Wednesday Night Podcast, and things are about to take a sharp left turn. For reasons that will become... somewhat clear (or maybe not at all), this album somehow propels us into a deep discussion about the surprisingly competitive world of British lawn mowers. Yes, you read that right. And because that wasn't bizarre enough, we'll also be pondering the musical contributions of Phil Collins (as one does) and, in a segment that we can only describe as "classic WNP," we'll be venturing into the uncharted territory of... anal scraping. Trust us, the connection (however tenuous) will be explained. Ish. So, if you've ever wondered how ABC, gardening equipment, the drummer from Genesis, and a rather invasive medical procedure can possibly be linked, then you absolutely NEED to tune in. Your Wednesday night is about to get a whole lot weirder. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text YMCA: Arizona Edition (and Other Locker Room Lore) Remember Craig's wild tales of the Village People and his... interesting locker room encounters? Well, buckle up, because he's back with an update! Apparently, what happens in Arizona DOESN'T stay in Arizona, especially when Craig's involved. This week, we're diving back into the chaotic world of Craig's past adventures, specifically focusing on the fallout from his previous revelations. Expect even more awkward anecdotes, questionable fashion choices, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a familiar Village People Hot Cop. Think of this as a "director's cut" of the original episode, with all the deleted scenes and behind-the-scenes debauchery you never knew you needed. So, grab your sunscreen (and maybe a blindfold), and join us for a special short update episode that proves some stories are just too wild to stay buried in the desert. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Sweet Dreams (Are Made of Cookies): A March Madness Meltdown! 🍪🎤 Hold onto your hats, Wednesday Night Podcast listeners, because this week things are about to get sweet. We're teaming up with the culinary geniuses over at Cookie Lab for a March Madness bracket that's less about basketball and more about…biscuits! That's right, we're pitting store-bought cookies against each other in a battle for sugary supremacy! To set the mood, we're diving into the synth-pop classic, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" by the Eurythmics. Will the dreamy synths inspire us to make wise cookie choices? Or will they just make us hungry? Only time will tell. Then, the real madness begins! We'll be playing a high-stakes game of "Who Will Win the Cookie Bracket?" Expect heated debates, questionable taste tests, and probably a few crumbs on the studio floor. Will your favorite cookie make it to the top? Or will it crumble under the pressure? Get ready for a hilarious clash of podcast worlds, a sugary showdown, and a whole lot of Eurythmics-fueled cookie chaos! Sweet dreams are made of this, folks…and by "this," we mean cookies. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Careless Whisper & Cryptid Saxophones: A Wham!tastic Mystery This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're diving headfirst into the smooth, sultry sounds of Wham!'s "Careless Whisper." Prepare for a deep dive into the emotional complexities of 80s pop, the power of a well-placed saxophone riff, and maybe even a few tales from music camp at Whootin Woods. But hold onto your feathered hair, folks, because things are about to get weird. We're drawing a direct (and possibly insane) line between the reclusive, saxophone-playing cryptid, Saxsquatch, and the late, great George Michael. Is it a conspiracy? Is it just Joe's fever dream? We're not entirely sure. Speaking of Joe, our own resident saxophonist is back, and he's bringing his trademark love-hate relationship with Bob along for the ride. Expect passionate saxophone solos, bitter arguments about Bob's musical taste, and maybe even a dramatic reenactment of a Saxsquatch sighting. So, grab your best pastel blazer, prepare for some emotional saxophone ballads, and join us for a night of Wham!tastic chaos and cryptid conspiracies. Just try not to get too lost in the whisper…or the woods. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Season Five is HERE, and we're kicking things off with a bang…or maybe a synchronized swim? This week, Craig's bringing the heat with The Village People's iconic album, Cruisin', featuring the timeless anthem "YMCA." Expect some questionable dance moves and even more questionable fashion choices as we dive into the album's…ahem…themes. But the real fun starts when we delve into Craig's collection of close encounters with the less-than-fully-clothed. From locker room mishaps to unexplainable nudist swimming, prepare for a barrage of stories that will leave you blushing (or maybe just slightly uncomfortable). So, grab your towel (just in case), put on your best Village People-inspired outfit (optional, but encouraged), and join us for a season premiere that's sure to be a wild and wonderfully weird ride. YMCA? More like Y-U-SEE-A-LOT! website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Join the band this week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, and we'll all get caffeinated with Sabrina Carpenter's sultry single, "Espresso." But before we dive into the musical magic, Jill takes us on a wild ride with a bunny tale that will leave you scratching your head. Prepare for a story involving red gloves, Bermuda shorts, and a surprisingly philosophical white rabbit. It's a tale of mistaken identity, unexpected encounters, and the existential dread of a rabbit in a strange land. So grab your favorite caffeinated beverage (or maybe just a strong cup of coffee), settle in, and prepare for a wild ride with Jill and her bizarre bunny encounter. You've been warned! website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Show Note: Buddakan Blues: A Bob Dylan-Inspired Dining Disaster This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're channeling the enigmatic spirit of Bob Dylan and his album "Bob Dylan at Budokan" – but instead of a legendary concert, we're diving headfirst into a chaotic dining experience at the renowned Philadelphia restaurant, Buddakan. Inspired by the album title, Chris recounts a night of culinary chaos, questionable choices, and a whole lot of unexpected twists and turns at this iconic eatery. Get ready for tales of overdressed patrons, tough menu choices, and a dining experience that may or may not have ended with a dramatic exit. So grab your chopsticks (or maybe just a fork), settle in, and prepare for a hilarious and slightly enlightening journey through the world of fine dining. You might even start questioning your own dining out experiences. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Fortune Teller Blues (and Other Misfortunes) This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're channeling the bluesy spirit of Joe Bonamassa and Sammy Hagar's new single, "Fortune Teller Blues." But instead of predicting the future, Joe's about to share a story that's more "Fortune Teller Lies" than "Fortune Teller Blues." Get ready for a fun night as Joe recounts his New Year's Eve encounter with a fortune teller that went hilariously wrong. Expect psychic predictions, unexpected twists, and even a hint of supernatural shenanigans. So, grab your lucky charms (and maybe a stiff drink), settle in, and prepare for a fortune-telling fiasco that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your future. You've been warned! website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text The Plastic Ono Car (and Other Terrifying Tales) This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're channeling the spirit of John Lennon and his Plastic Ono Band album…but with a decidedly less musical and significantly more terrifying twist. Craig regales us with a chilling tale of automotive possession, where a rogue piece of plastic wreaks havoc on his unsuspecting vehicle. Was it a ghost? A poltergeist? Or just a really annoying piece of trim? Only our listeners know. Prepare for a story of but crack, rattling panels, and the creeping suspicion that your car might be trying to kill you. We'll explore the psychological implications of being tormented by inanimate objects and question the true meaning of "plastic." Is it friend? Is it foe? Or is it just a figment of Craig's overactive imagination? So, grab your keys (and maybe an exorcist), buckle up, and join us for a ride into the twilight zone of automotive horror. Just try not to get too spooked…it could be lurking in your car…waiting… website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Join the band on The Wednesday Night Podcast this week as we take a trip back to the British Invasion with The Searchers and their catchy hit, "Needles and Pins." We'll dissect the song's jangly guitar and malfunctioning bass drum pedal. But the real fun begins when Chris shares a hilarious (and possibly slightly painful) story about his experience with acupuncture. Get ready for tales of tiny needles, unexpected sensations, and maybe even a few accidental pricks. Will Chris find inner peace and enlightenment through acupuncture, or will he end up feeling like a human pincushion? So, grab your favorite '60s playlist, prepare for some needle-sharp wit, and join us for a night of music, laughter, and maybe a few shivers. Just try not to get too stuck on this episode. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Dreams of Trivia (and Maybe Some Southern Rock) Get ready to get your Southern rock on! This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're taking a trip down memory lane with The Allman Brothers Band's self-titled debut album. We'll explore the bluesy riffs, the soulful vocals, and the undeniable magic of this iconic band. But that's not all! Andrew's back with another brain-busting quiz, inspired by the Allman Brothers' classic track, "Dreams." Prepare for some mind-bending trivia that will test your knowledge of everything from Martin Luther King to the history of sleepwear. Will you achieve your dreams of trivia glory, or will you be left in a hazy, dreamlike state of confusion? So, grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and join us for a night of Southern rock, trivia, and maybe even a few shared dreams (or nightmares). Just try not to fall asleep during the quiz…unless you want to give Andrew more material. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Happy New Year (or, uh, Happy New-ish Year)! The Wednesday Night Podcast is back and ready to kick off 2024 with a bang – live from the aptly named town of Rough and Ready, California! We're wrapping up our Lewd Town Tour with a visit to this historic (and possibly slightly lawless) gold rush town, and things are bound to get…interesting. To help us make sense of the past year (and maybe forget some of it), we're revisiting Adam Sandler's comedic masterpiece, What the Hell Happened to Me? This album serves as the perfect soundtrack for Jill's hilarious and often bewildering holiday stories. So, grab a hangover cure (you'll probably need it), settle in, and join us as we say goodbye to 2023 and hello to whatever madness 2024 has in store. Just remember, whatever happened last year…well, What the Hell Happened to Me? website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Blue Hawaii-days of Horror: A Christmas Spooktacular Merry Christmas, Aloha, and Mele Kalikimaka from the haunted shores of Honaunau-Napoopoo, Hawaii! This week, The Wednesday Night Podcast presents our annual Christmas Spooktacular, a festive fright fest guaranteed to make you question everything you thought you knew about the holidays. We're swapping out the traditional carols for the King himself, Elvis Presley, and his iconic Christmas album. But don't expect a peaceful Hawaiian Christmas luau. We'll be using Elvis's smooth vocals as the soundtrack for a truly terrifying tradition: "Never Have I Ever: Christmas Edition." Prepare for shocking confessions, embarrassing revelations, and maybe even a few ghostly encounters from the mischievous Yule Lads. (it is a spooktacular, after all). Will anyone survive the night without revealing their deepest, darkest holiday secrets? Will the spirits of Honaunau-Napoopoo join in the fun? Will Elvis approve from beyond the grave? Tune in to find out! Grab your eggnog (or maybe something a little stronger), put on your spookiest Santa hat, and join us for a Christmas you'll never forget (or maybe wish you could). website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text Don't Stop Believin' (in Tatitlek): A Journey Through Our Greatest Hits (and Trips) Greetings from the icy wilderness of Tatitlek, Alaska! This week, The Wednesday Night Podcast takes you on a journey—a journey through our own personal "Greatest Hits" of travel mishaps, bizarre encounters, and questionable decisions, all inspired by Journey's iconic album Journey's Greatest Hits. We'll be belting out the classics (off-key, of course), sharing tales of journeys taken (and some we probably shouldn't have), and dispensing some highly questionable travel advice that you should absolutely not take. From questionable roadside motels to encounters with wildlife (hopefully not bears), we're leaving no stone unturned (or iceberg unflipped). So, pack your bags (and your sense of humor), grab your air guitar, and join us for a hilarious trip down memory lane, live from the frozen frontier of Tatitlek! Don't stop believin' that this will be an episode you won't soon forget (unless you drink too much of that Alaskan glacier water). website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬

Send us a text A Wankersville Wonderland Join the band for a wild ride from the depths of Wankersville, Oregon! This week, we're bringing you a truly magical experience live from the heart of this quirky town. Jill will perform mind-bending magic tricks to the enchanting tune of Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride." Get ready for a night of laughter, illusion, and pure entertainment. We'll explore the strange and wonderful world of Wankersville, share bizarre local stories, and indulge in some truly ridiculous shenanigans. So, tune in and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe slightly bewildered. website: actonmusicproject.com email: music@actonmusicproject.com Craig's phone number: ‪(978) 310-1613‬