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Gears and Beers: The Unashamedly Unprofessional Automotive Podcast


Crack open an ice cold beer and join Mitch, Matt, and Joseph as we drink beer and talk about cars. New episodes drop every Monday!

Crack open an ice cold beer and join Mitch, Matt, and Joseph as we drink beer and talk about cars. New episodes drop every Monday!


Brisbane, AU-QLD


Crack open an ice cold beer and join Mitch, Matt, and Joseph as we drink beer and talk about cars. New episodes drop every Monday!








Out Of Context

We are back for episode 143! We hope you're all staying safe and well during this Corona stuff. We start off this by arguing about food, weirdly enough, before Joseph and Mitch rag on Matt for not being able to speak English correctly. We kick off the news this week with a bit of automotive news from America, and Mitch forgets about Ford's V6 Twin Turbo existing. Matt then rants about Subaru and then rants about people's claiming their cat-back exhaust adds power to turbo cars (without...


Not A Puma

We are back with episode 142! And we are once again joined by Joseph! We start this episode off by talking about good ol' Coronavirus, and Matt's wedding, Mitch's bottle keyring opener, and other bollocks. Matt then kicks off the actual 'car' content with talking about the car that brought his Misso to the wedding; a Jaguar Mark II. Joseph then talks about Toyota shutting down the import and sale of replica Toyota LandCruiser grilles. Matt then brings up photos of the balls-ugly Rolls...


This Is A Tease

We are back to 'normal' with episode 141! This week, it's basically back to normal, except for the first time in 141 episodes, we are not joined by Joseph; instead, we're joined with Ben and Michael. This week, we kick off with some news about Matthew getting married - Literally the day after we recorded this episode! Mitch then talks about World Time Attack Challenge 2020 being cancelled because of Coronavirus. We then talk about Honda coming out to say that Australia is not a very...


Hot Takes, Bollocks, and Beers - Bonus Episode

We're sorry there's no proper episode 141 this week, so instead of having you guys go a week without our amazing bollocks, here's a bonus episode of cutting-room floor pre-episode recordings of hot takes and absolute bollocks. Not much more to say, this episode is simply a collection of hot takes. We'll be back to 'normal' next week. Cheers, Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and at / We have a merch shop! Gears and...


The GOAT of Influenza

We are back for episode 140! We're sorry it's a day late, long story. We start off this episode with talking about the maintenance/service work we've done to Mitch's Hilux (which is why this episode is late). Matt and Joseph then talk about their recent experience at VR Motorsport, who are an epic mob in south-east Queensland. We then kick into a bit of news about Holden dealers being pissed off with General Motors, and Matt gets political. Matt then talks about Rob Dahm's...


Football, Meat Pies, Kangaroos, and Holden Cars

We are back for episode 139! This week we kick off the news by talking about the news about General Motors officially killing off Holden, and pulling out of right-hand drive markets globally. We talk about Holden a fair bit throughout this episode, as it really is the biggest bit of news this week. We then talk about dual-cab utes for a bit, specifically, Mercedes killing over the X-Class, and Peugeot introducing their LDV-based dual-cab before we get back onto talking about Holden. We...


Captain Alcoholic

We are back for episode 138! This episode is a continuation from episode 137, and Mitch is still not sober. We did the news last week, so this week it's game week. For the first game, Ben takes the reigns. Ben has 2 cars for under $20,000, and it's our job to guess the cars - This is very similar to the Simon Special, but it's not. Matt then challenges Mitch and Joseph to find 2 cars that are front-wheel drive and under $50,000, while Matt, Michael, and Ben talk about their favourite cars,...


Rejected Transformer

We are back for episode 137! This week, most of us have had a few beverages, and are joined by Ben and Michael. Mitch kicks off the news this week about Tesla remotely deactivating the 'Autopilot' from a used Tesla sold having Autopilot. Matt then asks a question to y'all about how you typically buy your cars; privately or from a dealer? Joseph then has some news about Aston Martin's 400kw DBX SUV being sold out in Australia, despite its awful appearance. Mitch then has some news about...


Apex Seals and Doritos

We are back for episode 136! This week we talk about the Liqui-Moly Bathurst 12 Hour race, which we had on while we recorded this episode. We kick off talking about some drivers in the Bathurst 12 hour being 'Gentlemen Drivers' who don't yield to faster cars when shown the blue flag, and apparently some Gentlemen Drivers racing AMG's have air-conditioning fitted! Throughout this week's episode, we talk about the Bathurst 12 Hour. Joseph then talks about his first track day of 2020 and...


Scotty from Marketing

We are back for episode 135! This week is kinda a part two of last week's episode, but also kinda isn't. We kick off this week with some 'What Have You Done To Your Car This Week' chats, starting off with the Short One talking about his 300ZX. Matt then talks some rapid-fire news about a Toyota making a cross-over Yaris, Tesla's stock going up, Oslo's road death toll, and Matt updates y'all on Australia's bushfire status, before getting back on what have we done to our cars this week......


The Slurring's Occurring

Sorry it's late, but here's episode 134! This week, we recorded in Morwood's new house, so we were set up on a 6-foot bi-fold table and some camp chairs. This week, we have some news to talk about. We start off with a bit of news about Hyundai/Genesys's GV80-based ute-pick-up thing, which will have a 3.0L straight-six turbo diesel that's 'architecturally similar to' BMW's engine. Mitch then talks about a handful of car brands that have bucked the industry trend and have found growth in...


Lock It In Eddie!

We're back for episode 133, this week we talk about the stuff we forgot to talk about in episode 132. We start by talking about us rating well on Podchaser's best of 2019 for Automotive podcasts. So, we kick off the news this week with a bit of Ford Australia news. Ford is finally chucking the Mustang's Coyote 5L V8 in the Ranger Raptor! We then talk about Donut Media's Up To Speed on the Cadillac CTS-V, and comparing its 640hp V8 against the HSV GTSR-W1 which has 646Hp. We then talk a...


A Very Spicy Meatball Indeed

The first episode for the new decade (and yes, it IS a new decade!). We kick off by talking about nonsense and giving shoutouts to a couple of mad listeners. Joseph kick off with a bit of news regarding the disgraced ex-CEO of the Renault Nissan Alliance, Carlos Ghosn escaping his Japanese house arrest and escaping to Lebanon in a musical instrument case. Mitch then briefly talks about McLaren's Speedtail finishing testing and reaching 403kph top speed. Mitch and Matt swapped cars for the...


Before The Days of Porn - The Car of the Year Episode

We are back for episode 131! This week it's our Cars of the Year episode! Our categories this year are; Best 4x4/SUV of 2019. Best Euro of 2019. Best JDM of 2019. Best Supercar of 2019. Worst car of 2019. Overall Best Car of 2019. Not much more to say about this week's episode, it is what it is. However, we would like to thank everyone for their support this year. We love doing this ridiculous podcast, and we love that you guys like it to. We cannot thank you enough for your...


Hoons With Speed Limits

We are back for episode 130! This week we're joined by the Short One, and we start off talking about our new merch shop! Mitch then breaks into a bit of a rant about Joseph dropping some chocolate ice cream cone in Mitch's Hilux. Matt then gets on the band-wagon about the to-be Toyota GR Yaris, and how freaking sick it is. Mitch then talks about the progress on his Honda Integra, specifically the parts that are stuck in New South Wales because of the fires. Matt then gives us an update...


Nek Minnit

We're back for episode 129! This week, we talk a bit about some news, and Joseph's a smidge drunk. Joseph kicks off the news with a bit about the new Chevrolet Tahoe and Suburban. Matt then talks about the new electric Ferrari coming in 2025, which delves into a bit of an argument with Joseph. Matt and Joseph then talk about the new Nissan Navara N Trek, which is just a fancy Navara that still has the rubbish Renault engine. Matt talks about Melbourne getting a new racetrack in the next...


She'll Be Right

We are back for episode 128! Sorry, it's a tad bit late, but better late than never! This week, we kick-off by giving a few shout-outs and then talking about a Wish special exhaust, and Matt rants about how much he hates Wish. Mitch then talks about him selling the Bob Jane special wheels and tyres that came off the Integra. Matt then has a whinge about CarModsAustralia trying to sell STI branded locking wheel hubs for $500, which gets us talking about locking lug nuts and how one of our...


I Bought A Tesla

We are back with episode 127! This week, we start off by talking about Joseph coming into possession of a tub filled of Hot-4's and similar magazines from the early 2000's, and it's just brilliant. We then talk about Tesla's new CyberTruck, which Matt really likes and Mitch is indifferent. Matt then talks about Queensland Police introducing a $1000 first-offence fine for using your mobile while driving, then a possible loss of license for the second offence. Mitch then talks about his...


Spilt Seed

We are back for episode 126! Crazy that we've come this far, and we only have you guys to thank. Without your support, we probably wouldn't have called it quits 100 episodes ago, so thanks! We kick off this week with a bit of beer talk and general nonsense before breaking into a bit of supercar SUV news, and Mitch triggers the other two by talking shit about Maserati. Matt then talks about Asetto Corsa and his recent attempt at racing a Formula 1 car around Bathurst, and Matt confuses...


Buzzfeed of Car Podcasts

We are back for episode 125! This week we're joined by The Short One, and we start off by appreciating Matt's WRX, as well a backfiring issue he's experiencing. We also briefly talk about us going to go see the movie Ford V Ferrari after recording this episode, which we'll talk in-depth about the next episode. We kick off with the news this week with Joseph talking about Ferrari's new model the 'Roma' which is a front-engined turbocharged V8 2+2. Matt then has a rant about Caville Ave, and...