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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

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Episodes
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Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2

1/12/2026
The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' tour

Duration:01:12:06

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Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes

1/5/2026
From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:05:27

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Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2

12/23/2025
We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:00:50:24

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Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions

12/16/2025
We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:07:23

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Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2

12/9/2025
The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:06:46

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Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes

12/1/2025
The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:02:53

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Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip

11/24/2025
We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' show

Duration:00:58:21

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Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins

11/17/2025
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

Duration:01:38:28

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Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs

11/11/2025
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:05:56

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Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories

11/4/2025
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:14:08

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Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks

10/27/2025
Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:32:45

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Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?

10/20/2025
Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:16:23

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Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets

10/14/2025
We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:02:45

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Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy

10/7/2025
Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:01:35

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Berner Phone 110: Ruthless Advice

9/29/2025
Des is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:19:24

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Berner Phone 109: Weirdest Crushes

9/22/2025
The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes. get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

Duration:01:06:31

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Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO

9/16/2025
Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:05:38

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Berner Phone #107: The Art of Gentle Revenge

9/8/2025
Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:01:01:32

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Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice

9/1/2025
We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Duration:00:54:16

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Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self

8/25/2025
The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows

Duration:01:20:46