The Short One came, The Short One saw, The Short One conquered!!! I managed to drag my weary carcass to do this week's podcast even if it meant not being very ladylike... Enjoy peeps while I go back to SUFFERING!!!
Did you know the best bakery is a Jewish Bakery? Try their donuts/doughnuts and cheesecake! There are bad drivers out there! I am the best driver, of course! Are pizzas getting smaller? Oh yeah, I was judged by the colour of my skin!!!
How can queuing be so complex? When's the best time to shop at M&S at Brent Cross Shopping Centre? Men look so sad and miserable carrying roses on Valentine's Day. Speaking of miserable, what's with the staff at the checkouts in supermarkets. Did I just sing in this podcast???
How can I burn oven chips? If I was to ask you a question, why would you blatantly answer someone else? It's not like you can easily NOT SEE ME!!! Is it ok for me to answer the waiter/waitress with my mouth full? If there is no more podcasts after this, I will probably be sitting in a prison cell. Why can't I just shut my mouth.
This week's podcast may put you to sleep - it's BORING!!! I don't think McDonald's breakfast 'sausage' was what I think it was. Can you believe the waitress in Harvester FORGOT ABOUT ME!!! Oh, my Mum interrupted me (TWICE) while I was podcasting.
Things that I have encountered in the past week: Never rely on anyone nor food delivery service when craving chocolate! Are GP receptionist knowing too much Self-checkout Olympics (again), but I was naughty.