I was in Chinese-Chilli-Oil heaven!!! My FIRST experience of STILL lemonade cravings! What's the attraction to the Apple Store? Why is London & St Albans so miserable?

I never realised how important bin liners are to me! Oh, I skidded in the rain!!!

The Short One came, The Short One saw, The Short One conquered!!! I managed to drag my weary carcass to do this week's podcast even if it meant not being very ladylike... Enjoy peeps while I go back to SUFFERING!!!

Gearbest tried to battle me, of course they lost! PayPal Resolution Centre is my new BFF Happy staff v. Grumpy staff I am ill!!!!

Did you know the best bakery is a Jewish Bakery? Try their donuts/doughnuts and cheesecake! There are bad drivers out there! I am the best driver, of course! Are pizzas getting smaller? Oh yeah, I was judged by the colour of my skin!!!

I am never going to judge an empty restaurant from now on. What is Morrisons secret? Why doesn't London want me to leave?

Another boring podcasts amigos. At least I mentioned prostitutes, as one does, of course.

I should have taken a chill pill before recording this podcast. Here's the boring bits: TK Maxx queue Sleeping tablets shortage Chips dilemma

How can queuing be so complex? When's the best time to shop at M&S at Brent Cross Shopping Centre? Men look so sad and miserable carrying roses on Valentine's Day. Speaking of miserable, what's with the staff at the checkouts in supermarkets. Did I just sing in this podcast???

How can I burn oven chips? If I was to ask you a question, why would you blatantly answer someone else? It's not like you can easily NOT SEE ME!!! Is it ok for me to answer the waiter/waitress with my mouth full? If there is no more podcasts after this, I will probably be sitting in a prison cell. Why can't I just shut my mouth.

I was in THE WRONG FRIGGIN' QUEUE!!! - The End.

I put an item in my bag WITHOUT paying for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A menu written on the back of a receipt???!!! Why is no-one queuing anymore? My biltong binge.

This week's podcast may put you to sleep - it's BORING!!! I don't think McDonald's breakfast 'sausage' was what I think it was. Can you believe the waitress in Harvester FORGOT ABOUT ME!!! Oh, my Mum interrupted me (TWICE) while I was podcasting.

Being stuck in a long queue has got me having all kinda bad thoughts going through my head. Morrisons is my new place to find peace and serenity, it even made me forget that I needed to buy GF food.

Things that I have encountered in the past week: Never rely on anyone nor food delivery service when craving chocolate! Are GP receptionist knowing too much Self-checkout Olympics (again), but I was naughty.

Back from being ill! Topics this week: Being multilingual (only swear words), Christmas at Kew, Vomit, Self Checkout Olympics and PUKE!!!!!!

What happened when I freaked out with NO Wi-Fi? Why are employees grumpy? How did she keep her job? Tight security at Winter Wonderland.......NOT!!!

What went down when I just wanted a simple order in a restaurant.