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69: Othniel, the First Judge (Judges 1-3a)

10/21/2018
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Israel is beginning to spiral out of control following the death of Joshua. They’ve taken Jerusalem, but then they are oppressed by Cushion Man and his forces for a number of years. Who will God rise up to deliver the people? None other than Caleb’s nephew/son-in-law (don’t think about it), Othniel! What do you think? … Continue reading 69: Othniel, the First Judge (Judges 1-3a)

Duration:00:21:41

68: Micah’s Household Idols (Judges 17-18, 1)

10/16/2018
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Lithuanian language tricks, a guy gets a personal priest and worships idols, which get stolen by other Israelites and worshiped elsewhere. How the people have fallen! We lay the ground work before we talk about the first judge. What do you think? Did we miss anything? Let us know! Ryan later finds out that Dan … Continue reading 68: Micah’s Household Idols (Judges 17-18, 1)

Duration:00:30:48

67: Intro to Judges (Judges 1)

10/10/2018
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We begin our look at this juicy book by talking about how it was compiled in order of depravity, not chronology. We also talk about how sock wrestling could be made more interesting…. What do you think? Did we miss anything? Let us know! Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Leave … Continue reading 67: Intro to Judges...

Duration:00:28:08

66: Joshua Wrap-Up (Joshua 20-24)

10/5/2018
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Another book has come and gone. This time, we discuss tribal land allotments, roasts, deal with a couple internet issues, hear about how Jeremy and Ryan met, conclude our thoughts on Joshua and the conquest of Canaan, ask some dumb questions and undoubtedly get a bunch of things wrong. Jeremy’s blog: donteattrash.com Ryan’s blog: anotherunnecessaryblog.wordpress.com … Continue reading 66: Joshua Wrap-Up (Joshua 20-24)

Duration:00:25:23

65: Was the Conquest of Canaan Justified? (Joshua 11-19)

10/1/2018
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We discuss the morality of Israel slaughtering whole towns, and whether “the God of the New Testament” was really behind it. We also talk about inheritance again, and how to dress when the weather starts changing. Do you agree or disagree with anything we said in this episode? We would love to hear from you! … Continue reading 65: Was the Conquest of Canaan Justified? (Joshua 11-19)

Duration:00:42:19

64: The Day the Sun Stood Still (Joshua 9-10)

9/24/2018
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Achan’s dumb sin has been done away with, so God is able to deliver Ai into the hands of the Israelites. Joshua yells at the sun and it doesn’t set. Was this the summer solstice, or something else? Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Join our … Continue reading 64:...

Duration:00:46:21

63: Achan and Ai- Undermining the Victory at Jericho (Joshua 7-8)

9/13/2018
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Dodgeball. Also, how one guy disobeying the instructions given by God led to the death of many, including himself and his family. Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Join our Patreon community to support the program and get a bonus episode every couple of weeks:...

Duration:00:50:47

62: The Destruction of Jericho (Joshua 6)

9/9/2018
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Dated meme culture, creepy old cartoons, plenty of VeggieTales, Jesus as the “Commander of the Armies of the Lord”, the structure of the city of Jericho, vuvuzelas, and God leading Israel to a ridiculous victory. Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Join our Patreon...

Duration:00:40:04

61: Entering the Promised Land! (Joshua 3-5)

9/5/2018
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After many, many years in a foreign land and wandering around the wilderness, Israel finally enter Canaan and set about claiming their inheritance. God does a miracle, people hear of it and are afraid, and so on. Contact us! Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Join...

Duration:00:40:59

60: Rahab, the Harlot (Joshua 2)

8/31/2018
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Car chases, Assassin’s Creed, prostitutes, espionage, and coveralls. Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Join our Patreon community to support the program and get a bonus episode every couple of weeks: http://www.patreon.com/scripturereadbadly

Duration:00:37:50

59: Be Strong and Courageous (Joshua 1)

8/27/2018
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Season Three is here! We recap 40 years in the wilderness, discuss who Joshua was, and how it would have felt to be commissioned by Yahweh himself. We also have a short appearance from our very first guest! Join our Patreon community to support the program and get a bonus episode every so often: http://www.patreon.com/scripturereadbadly … Continue reading 59: Be Strong and Courageous (Joshua 1)

Duration:00:40:43

59: Contentious Topics: Marriage & Divorce

8/6/2018
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Jeremy had a conversation with someone that got him thinking; Ryan read something in the Bible that got him thinking. As a single guy and a newlywed, how much can we actually say about divorce? As a treat, this episode is available on Facebook as a video! How many times does Jeremy change clothes during it? … Continue reading 59: Contentious Topics: Marriage & Divorce

Duration:00:38:04

58: Torah Wrap-Up (Deuteronomy 28-34)

7/30/2018
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As we stated in episode 57, Deuteronomy is basically Moses’s speech at the end of his life, so we didn’t feel like we needed to hang out there too long! Moe dies on the mountain and Joshua takes over. Who wrote the last chapter of Deuteronomy if Moses supposedly wrote the whole Torah? What is … Continue reading 58: Torah Wrap-Up (Deuteronomy 28-34)

Duration:00:25:54

57: What’s Deuteronomy All About? (Deuteronomy Overview)

7/24/2018
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Ever wondered what the last book of the Torah is all about? Tune in to find out some of the answers! Join our Patreon community to support the program and get a bonus episode every so often: http://www.patreon.com/scripturereadbadly Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly

Duration:00:27:57

56: Falling Short of the Promise (Numbers 32-36)

7/18/2018
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A few of the tribes decide to cash in their inheritance before crossing the Jordan, and we talk about what that means in the long run. Also, a shout out to everyone named Joseph! And we finish the fourth of five books in the Torah! Join our Patreon community to support the program and get … Continue reading 56: Falling Short of the Promise (Numbers 32-36)

Duration:00:39:36

55: Women Get An Inheritance (But Only Some) and a Priest Stabs People (Numbers 25-31)

7/16/2018
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God (allegedly) sanctions bullying, Ryan avoids a low-hanging pun, Israel yokes themselves to other gods, Jeremy reminisces about writing controversial hardcore song lyrics, the last of the old generation die (except Moses), Trogdor, women get an inheritance (under specific circumstances) and people get killed…again. Join our Patreon community to support the program and get a … Continue reading 55: Women Get An Inheritance (But Only Some) and a Priest Stabs People (Numbers 25-31)

Duration:00:43:01

54: Balaam’s Talking Donkey (Numbers 21-24)

7/12/2018
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What are “fiery serpents”? There’s a cool foreshadowing of the Cross, a king hires a dude to curse Israel, but he can’t help but speak blessings! What a crazy time. Oh, and a donkey speaks. No biggie. Join our Patreon community to support the program and get a bonus episode every so often: http://www.patreon.com/scripturereadbadly Leave … Continue reading 54: Balaam’s Talking Donkey (Numbers 21-24)

Duration:00:52:16

53: Moses Strikes The Rock (Numbers 20)

7/8/2018
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Miriam dies, Edom refuses to let Israel walk through his lawn, and Aaron likewise kicks the bucket. Also this episode: everyone’s favourite segment, “Tell Us What This Chapter Is About In Less Than Five Seconds”, Dwayne Johnson, Nicholas Sparks and a few dodgy audio issues. Join our Patreon community to support the program and get … Continue reading 53: Moses Strikes The Rock (Numbers 20)

Duration:00:38:32

BONUS: A Quick Update

7/4/2018
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In short: Jeremy is away, so Ryan hasn’t been able to upload the next episode. Also, we want to hear from you and have discussions with listeners on the air. You in? Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: scripturereadbadly@gmail.com Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

Duration:00:04:48

52: People Killed For Picking Up Sticks? (Numbers 15-17)

6/25/2018
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We try out a new segment, we discuss playing Pick-Up Sticks, and we also cover the rebellion of Korah. Does God just kill people willy-nilly? The earth swallows some lads and we try to decipher the meaning behind the story. Also, Aaron’s staff buds and produces ripe almonds. Join our Patreon community to support the … Continue reading 52: People Killed For Picking Up Sticks? (Numbers 15-17)

Duration:00:51:17