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You're in! Welcome, there's no initiation process. You're now part of After School Club. My co-pilot CJ and I are starting a weekly comedy podcast that will be released on a Friday evening and marks our release from school. Looky-looky men anecdotes, palm readings, teacher impressions, and the world through the eyes of two 16 year-olds. Sit back and relax, the club's starting. -The Sammster

You're in! Welcome, there's no initiation process. You're now part of After School Club. My co-pilot CJ and I are starting a weekly comedy podcast that will be released on a Friday evening and marks our release from school. Looky-looky men anecdotes, palm readings, teacher impressions, and the world through the eyes of two 16 year-olds. Sit back and relax, the club's starting. -The Sammster
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A Garage, United Kingdom

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You're in! Welcome, there's no initiation process. You're now part of After School Club. My co-pilot CJ and I are starting a weekly comedy podcast that will be released on a Friday evening and marks our release from school. Looky-looky men anecdotes, palm readings, teacher impressions, and the world through the eyes of two 16 year-olds. Sit back and relax, the club's starting. -The Sammster

Language:

English

Contact:

07920522845


Episodes

New Show Update

11/7/2018
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Hey! Sorry it's been a while... I have a few announcements about the new show. Due to phrases from teachers such as "we don't have the facilities to launch for you to launch your own radio station" (I don't think they quite understand what I'm trying to do!) the new show is now being launched in January. It will still be by school kids in a classroom, although due to teachers like above it won't be filmed! It seems that I appear to have extremely selective hearing and heard one of my...

Duration:00:02:09

BIG NEWS RELEASE

10/19/2018
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The After School Club podcast is over! But what's bigger than 2 teenagers in front of 2 mics... 3 teenagers in front of 3 mics and a camera! I'm launching a brand new podcast and YouTube show on November 9th!!! CJ and my schedules no longer line up so I'm starting a new show with new co-hosts, a new logo, a new intro & outro but unfortunately not a new Sammster! Make sure you stay subscribed to this feed as I'll keep you updated on exactly where you can find the new show. To make sure you...

Duration:00:03:28

Ep 20: Russian Nans!

10/13/2018
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A bumper episode it was not! As always a lot was promised with very little being delivered. To mark Ep 20 of the show the following happened: - The first 80s movie review on the show: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. - Sammster explains why a man screamed at him "watch out for the snake!" - CJ talks about literally taking candy from a child and having Pizza Hut shut down for his arrival! Your tweets, Insta comments & emails where also read out to close the show, of where you listen to a show: from...

Duration:00:34:58

Ep 20: Russian Nans!

10/12/2018
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A bumper episode it was not! As always a lot was promised with very little being delivered. To mark Ep 20 of the show the following happened: - The first 80s movie review on the show: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. - Sammster explains why a man screamed at him "watch out for the snake!" - CJ talks about literally taking candy from a child and having Pizza Hut shut down for his arrival! Your tweets, Insta comments & emails were also read out to close the show, of where you listen to a show: from...

Duration:00:39:16

Ep 19: Do You Have 3 Million Pounds?

10/5/2018
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Sammster and CJ are back for their weekly catchup, as they sit round like old ladies and talk about whatever! Here's what happened in Ep 19... - The return of The Sammster's sister, Lucia, for her monthly top 10s of the whackiest wisdom the boys have given us this month! - Rich customers doing an auction with Sammster and making sure they remind him of how little money he has! - An impression conversation between Stitch (from Lilo & Stitch) and Boris Johnson! Drop us a line to...

Duration:00:39:16

Ep 18: Yodelayheehoo!

9/27/2018
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Episode 18 of After School Club is here! Sammster and CJ talk about the big 3 topics of life: - Human trafficking... - Finding hidden secrets about teachers #CoopCommercials. - CJ being a superior human being as he can get ready in 27 seconds! I hope you enjoy this week's pod! It was a little shorter than normal, so the 80s movie review wasn't able to be squeezed in. Although Ep 19 will be the debut of the feature, kicking it off in style with Sammster reviewing the classic Ferris...

Duration:00:27:50

Ep 17: The Soiled Pants Tour

9/20/2018
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Thanks for checking out Ep 17 of the After School Club podcast! It was a jam-packed show, not saying it was good, but it was packed none-the-less! Sammster & CJ talked: - Barbers taking Sammster hostage! - A TV show visiting Sammster's work for... a bath?! - The soiled pants tour... Yep- that's what happens when 2 schoolboys grab 2 mics! We've been loving all the emails you've been sending in. In Ep 18 Sammster will be reviewing an 80s film to see how it holds up for a 2018 teenager. You...

Duration:00:38:20

Ep 16: CJ Vs Pepsi

9/13/2018
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Sammster and CJ come together once again for their weekly catchup as the Siamese twins have gone separate ways for Sixth Form. Although this does not mean they have grown up as they talk about: - CJ's 1 man vendetta against Pepsi (for putting a plaster in his bottle). - New teachers, some of which forget to breathe, while others fire rugby balls into crowds of innocent students... - The words that are used exclusively by teenagers and what they mean! Most importantly we want to thank you...

Duration:00:36:52

Ep 15: The Sammster- Did he Really Say That?!

9/6/2018
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What a bumper episode to mark Ep 15 of After School Club! Sammster starts his new feature 'Sammster the Agony Aunt' and comes up with an "unconventional" solution to a wireless printer question Karma comes for Sammster when his sister, Lucia, invades the show and does the feature to him, that he's been doing to others for years on national radio stations worldwide, "Sammster: Did he Really Say That?!" Finally CJ comes back with some more radio friendly South Africa anecdotes! Would love...

Duration:00:39:59

Ep 14: Stephanie “One Eye” Jane

8/31/2018
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Welcome back to the After School Club podcast! Episode 14 is one of the greatest shows we’ve ever put together... all the explanations you need are in the 3 bullet points beneath: - 1 Direction conspiracy theories - VERY delayed light changing sunglasses - A TV character impression by CJ The show today is named after a listener, who won my Twitter competition to see who could recommend a friend to get me to 500 followers. I'll be doing more like this on Twitter and Instagram so feel free...

Duration:00:35:10

Ep 13: I am a 40 Year Old With Wrinkles CJ!

8/24/2018
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Ep 13 of After School Club is here! Sammster and CJ somehow manage to fill 40 minutes with: - Anti-poo shops - Sammster's "addiction" to 2p arcade machines but not the 10p machines - Attention seeking siblings You can email the show (contact@sammster) with the following topics: 1) Odd shops you've been in 2) Weird addictions/ obsessions 3) Attention seekers TWITTER: @the_sammster INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

Duration:00:41:15

Ep 12: I am the Henry Hoover of Life!

8/16/2018
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"I am the Henry Hoover of Life!" was the most normal thing said on ep #12 of After School Club! No it seriously was... We talk: - Taking on dictators - A crazy teacher... another one! - Dreams of teachers assaulting us after results day EMAIL TOPICS: 1) When adults act like children 2) Best excuses 3) Festival experiences EMAIL: contact@sammster.com INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @the_sammster WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

Duration:00:37:27

Sammster Interview Ep 1: Bryan Lacey

8/14/2018
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Welcome to the first ever full Sammster interview. On this show I talk to Bryan Lacey who’s a stand up comedian and MMA commentator. We talk about MMA for the first 40 minutes, where we discuss: - Conor Mcgregor’s return - Daniel Cormier and Jon Jones’ rivalry - How my 20 minutes of wrestling should equip me to beat the bear-wrestling Khabib Nurmagomedov We then move onto Bryan's childhood: - How he will take down his childhood enemy with his best buddy/ one of the greatest UFC...

Duration:00:52:20

Ep 11: Consider Your Leg Peed on

8/10/2018
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Return of the CJ and also his stolen... rock?! Connor joins Sammster once again from Peru, but it's never that simple, as he lists his 3 point plan consisting of the countries problems and how to solve them. 'Morgan Freeman' also joins us on the show for a chat... and then to record CJ's voicemail message! We talk unorthodox cleaning methods, being kidnapped by customers, Nan texting and well... very little more. EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com TWITTER: @the_sammster

Duration:00:35:44

Ep 10: Iffy Moments

8/2/2018
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CJ's gone... LEAVE HIM! Connor is hiking in some far away land, so off the bench comes his replacement: CP- Calum. Iffy moments says it all, as we talk: - Dads fixing broken hearts with duck tape - How the Sammster sees elderly people as objects in his way - And CP's friend/ victim is brought on the show- Greenie- who Calum seems to have an unhealthy obsession with! The ASC signed, exclusive mug will be given away next week so don't forget to email, promote etc. the show by then... EMAIL:...

Duration:00:39:15

Ep 9: The Youth of Today!

7/27/2018
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A packed show this week for the boys. Sammster & CJ talk: -Being harassed by infants - Falling asleep on stranger's laps - Racing against Ronald McDonald for a free drink Sammster also brings Calum (CP) off the bench, who is stepping in for CJ next week (I've shipped him off to South Africa) for ep #10. The email topics this week include: 1) Sibling stories/ weird siblings. 2) When were you bullied by an infant? 3) When were you replaced? 4) WHATEVER! EMAIL: contact@sammster.com TWITTER:...

Duration:00:33:17

Ep 8: Never Feed a Mexican Bacon

7/20/2018
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Episode #8 has hit the shelves! While CJ talks about his dream to camp using high tech while his fellow beavers shiver, Sammster has been dealing with some crazy customers- 1 in particular- Magic Dave… Sammster also talks about his school bus nightmare on his first induction day, while CJ reassures him when he joins he will be emitting nuclear energy to his fellow classmates that are “worthy” of his time. It’s another bumper show!

Duration:00:33:09

Ep 7: I am the King of Ooga-Booga Land!

7/13/2018
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Wassup?! Sammster & CJ are back at it for episode 7. They create radio gold as Sammster talks about: - Tom Holland visiting him in a dream to return his Yankee Candle - Wanting to assault a friendly man on a bus - Being 'celebrity spotted' at Mcdonalds So what does CJ do? What he always does... throws the show off course, and insists that they talk about... Ooga-Booga Land??? Just another session at After School Club...

Duration:00:40:57

Ep 6: Sho Sho Sho

7/6/2018
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You're in! Welcome, there's no initiation process. You're now part of After School Club. Sammster and CJ have started a podcast released every Friday celebrating their weekly release from school. This is their giant Science experiment... What happens when you put two teenagers in front of two microphones? After School Club! Aware of the bad reputation teenagers have built up, they have 1 mission and 1 mission only- to solidify that horrendous reputation!

Duration:00:42:59

Ep 5: Sammster Pig

6/29/2018
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You're in! Welcome, there's no initiation process. You're now part of After School Club. Sammster and CJ have started a podcast released every Friday celebrating their weekly release from school. This is their giant Science experiment... What happens when you put two teenagers in front of two microphones? After School Club! Aware of the bad reputation teenagers have built up, they have 1 mission and 1 mission only- to solidify that horrendous reputation!

Duration:00:36:04