Ain't Life a Bitch Podcast: Comedy | Advice | How NOT to

In “Yes or No?!” Langley just wants a simple answer, but inadvertently may offend the Native Americans. Sorry. You were here first. The post ALAB Podcast: Yes or No?! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “The Running Girl!” Langley laments on another female who literally ran away from him. The post ALAB Podcast: The Running Girl! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Langley Interrupted!” Langley discovers the effects of using too much industrial adhesive in a poorly ventilated room and Flip steering wheel unicorn poop. The post ALAB Podcast: Langley Interrupted! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)” Langley returns from a two week hiatus and struggles to find peace after a recent incident that nearly ended in 3 casualties, a decrease in the homeless population, and a ruined pair of new underwear. The post ALAB Podcast: AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live) first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Gimp… Or GIMP?!” Langley asks in his usual polite and calm manner that you be more specific when posting an online ad for a “gimp” so as to limit everyone’s overall embarrassment, especially those poor homo-gnomes. The post ALAB Podcast: Gimp… Or GIMP?! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “You’re An ***hole!” Langley offers his opinion on a pseudo-celebrity who was recently discourteous to him in a grocery store parking lot. The post ALAB Podcast: You’re An ***hole! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Electrical Tape?!” Langley discovers that he got the shaft from a dirty, filthy, ball washing bastard, and not in any sort of gratifying pornographic sort of way. The post ALAB Podcast: Electrical Tape?! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “What the —- Is This —- ?!” Langley discovers a glob of mysterious brown stuff on his phone at the ol’ day job. The post What the —- Is This —- ?! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far. The post ALAB Podcast: Stop Talking Like That! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Lauren Graham Frenched Me!” Langley recounts a brief but sultry encounter with the hottest Gilmore Girl and a cheeky monkey. The post ALAB Podcast: Lauren Graham Frenched Me! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Circle, Jerk!” Langley learns the rules of the road when driving in a Roundabout. The post ALAB Podcast: CIRCLE, JERK! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Running On Excitement!” Langley explains why it’s important to remember even the dumbest of holidays during a financially challenging time, and why diamonds are not his best friend. The post ALAB Podcast: RUNNING ON EXCITEMENT! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “THE VD EPISODE!” Langley highlights the history of Valentine’s Day, Feb. 14, throughout American history. The post ALAB Podcast: THE VD EPISODE! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Needs Me A J.O.B!” Langley needs a JOB. Pretty cut and dry. The post ALAB Podcast: Needs Me A J.O.B! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “—- Your Truck!” Langley explains why it’s wrong for people with SUVs to forget that other people on the roads actually exist, and why he doesn’t want to die wearing stained underwear. The post ALAB Podcast: —- Your Truck! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Coming In Loud and Clear!” Langley explains why the convenience of being able to talk on the cellphone at any given moment isn’t always convenient, and now has a craving for chicken. Plus, a very special announcement from the Producers. The post ALAB Podcast: Coming In Loud and Clear! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Mooooove Along, Little Dogie!” Langley takes us on a journey 6 miles from his apartment that ultimately took over an hour, and gave up for another soothing dose of cold medicine. The post ALAB Podcast: Moooove Along, Little Dogie! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Count Down!” Langley counts down the ‘best of’ 2016 ALAB episodes! The post ALAB Podcast: Count Down! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Cover Your Mouth!” Langley has a cold and coughs a lot, and he’s pissed about it. The post ALAB Podcast: Cover Your Mouth! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

In “Merry Christmas and Shit!” Langley catches us up on the past two weeks of Construction Destruction after having to skip a week due to technical difficulties, tells us about his new laptop, and wishes us all a happy holiday… Especially poor Ukraine Mary. The post ALAP Podcast: Merry Christmas and Shit! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.