Oh Jeez, you ever wish you had more cum? I mean for any reason. No? Well that's strange. Anyways I get into how taking Nyquil is worse than the sickness you take it for, translating physical beauty, how my first manicure went, what it was like to watch daytime television, and I dip back into the topic from the last BIGGEST little podcast.
Ali and I wrap up the year with some shenanigans and discussion about rapes, shitting yourself, new pets, acid sex...you know, basic stuff. Unfortunately there were some audio issues, but it's still consumable. Happy new year dinglenuts!
Do you sucks dicks?! Today I unleash some new drops, my green bowel movements, we talk about how GREAT Axe Body Spray smells, some other shit, and then we get into some heavy stuff in our fifth chapter of narcissism. A jelly donut?!
This is chapter one of ten in the rabbit hole that is narcissism. But before that I explain the finer points of prostitute pasta sauce, we unveil a new show segment: "Do You Ever Wonder?", I rant more about this cool new show called Lost, aaaaaaand some other shit.
This week we get into how awesome fat is, how to handle wanting to dump cum, we play high stakes "would you rather?", I shave my face, and discuss our recent trip to the emergency room.
Also, we de-pussify victim culture.
Ali and I discuss the ramifications of cumming as much as you pee, how grabbing pussies can actually be fun, and Ali shows us her collection of jarred dead shit.
Oh, and of course there's some serious stuff at the end.