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A weekly podcast with Josh and Denis, two best friends talking about stuff. Sometimes aliens.

A weekly podcast with Josh and Denis, two best friends talking about stuff. Sometimes aliens.
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United States

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A weekly podcast with Josh and Denis, two best friends talking about stuff. Sometimes aliens.

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English


Episodes

A Quick Update

12/6/2018
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No episode this week but we'll be back next week! Josh explains why we're doing this.

Duration:00:04:21

Episode 50: "I'm Not A Nihilist, I Just Crush A Lot"/ Simulation Hypothesis Part 3: David Icke and Roko's Basilisk

11/22/2018
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Topics include Josh is sad about aliens for a different reason, välkommen till showen Swedish listeners!, the 'googling' names? STOP! ad, the creeping horror of the Green Man, Thanksgiving plans, Denis is proud of showing (nice) restraint, Bryan Adams is a real nasty fucker, the tragedy of human existence and the final part of our Simulation Hypothesis discussion, featuring glitches in the Matrix, David Icke's "Cosmic Internet", and Roko's Basilisk! [WARNING: Listen at your own risk, Best...

Duration:01:17:50

Episode 49: "The Werewolves Have Changed Back Into A Sad Man"/ Simulation Hypothesis pt 2

11/8/2018
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Topics include: Josh has the post-Halloween blues again, aggressive book club, whole lotta Swamp Thing, makin’ faces, updates, Denis’ BFS News Minute, and part 2 of our Simulation Hypothesis conversation. ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook....

Duration:01:18:27

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing"/ Simulation Hypothesis

10/25/2018
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Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on our contest-winning topic Simulation Hypothesis. ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on...

Duration:00:56:51

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol' Hog Leg"

10/11/2018
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Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg" Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witches! ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email at joshanddenis@gmail.com! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Duration:00:51:02

Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review

9/28/2018
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Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Halloween Spooktacular so tell us your spooky stories!, BFS HQ West is no longer IN SEATTLE?!?!, GETTING OLD: why does the internet think Josh is an old man?, Josh thinks perfect attendance awards are fucked up, Denis discusses adult education school class...

Duration:01:00:11

Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi

9/14/2018
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Topics include: New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a dick, we demonstrate some ways to engage with service workers, Denis encountered bugs on his vacation, we compare the anxiety-induced tics we had as adolescents, Denis encountered a southern manchild in an Asheville ice cream parlor, Josh got obsessed...

Duration:01:22:11

Episode 44: "Would You Say I Was a Snake Person?"

8/30/2018
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Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teacher, erroneous movie quote attributions, beer sampler takes liberties at Acme, shoplifter takes liberties with beer at Walgreens but shares with passing mother, Lyft driver brings the puns...hard, RIP sticker ideas, Denis can't draw, someone mistook...

Duration:00:56:16

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: "Using Economics and Friendgonomics"/ Tesla Town pt. 3

8/16/2018
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Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: Topics include: Jenn's awkward interactions at the tire place, we're recording together for once!, thanks to everyone who came out to the live shows, Jamie looked at a house haunted by pee and a special hairless angel, C.H.U.D.s (Cannibalistic Humanoid Upstairs Dweller), voting day in Seattle & Good Space Guy, murder toilets, Find a New Friend Challenge Updates!, Weird Shit Updates: Miss Helen the Shark from Sir Mixalot Aquarium, Dimension Jumping,...

Duration:01:50:32

Episode 43: "This Isn't How You Apologize"

8/2/2018
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Topics include: WE'RE BACK BABY!, Denis confronts Josh about getting too comfortable in his absence, Josh got into naps during the break, a great new tattoo idea, more getting nude in the bathroom discussion, Josh discovered the link between food and having energy during the break, Denis doesn't get pajamas, Denis turned into Bernie Mac for a second but you missed it, Denis has a temperature curse, Josh got sad thinking about the possible nonexistence of aliens, Denis did the dumbest thing...

Duration:01:00:55

BFS Mixtape Vol. 2: The Music of the Satanic Panic

7/26/2018
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We're still not over the whole Satanic Panic thing even after covering it for multiple episodes. For the second volume of the BFS Mixtape series, Josh invited our friend Allen to join him in laying down his soul to the gods Rock 'n' Roll to play some choice jams from the Satanic Panic! Tracklist: Hells Bells - AC/DCInto the Coven - Mercyful FatePossessed - VenomThe Number of the Beast - Iron MaidenBetter By You, Better Than Me - Judas PriestBurn In Hell - Twisted SisterHaunting the Chapel...

Duration:01:36:41

BFS Mixtape Vol. 1: Mopey Harrigans; or, Songs That Make Us Cry

7/19/2018
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If you're old like us, you probably had a best friend make you a mixtape when you were younger. As your simulated best friends, we went ahead and made you a brand new one! Back on episode 28 we discussed songs that made us cry. Now we're sharing some of those with you, the BFS Maniacs! Tracklist: 1. Adventures in Zoochosis - Propagandhi 2. Without Love - Propagandhi 3. A Picture Postcard - The Promise Ring 4. Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen 5. Pints of Guiness Make You Strong -...

Duration:00:53:44

BFS Nuggets Vol. 2 (Episodes 10-14)

7/12/2018
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As our break continues we've selected some of our favorite nuggets from episodes 10-14! This is when we really seem to hit our stride, so there were a lot of funny bits to choose from in these episodes. Enjoy! *************************************************************************************** Nuggets Include: Ep 10: "Wind Beneath Wing" by Bette Middlers, New York City or: An Evening Salsa in the West Ep 11: Switching over to a Magnus Archives Fancast, Bob Uecker death check, "Running...

Duration:00:47:01

BFS Nuggets Vol. 1 (Ep. 0-9)

7/5/2018
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We hand-picked some of our favorite bits from the early days (i.e. last year) and compiled them here for you, the BFS maniacs! The sound quality is a little uneven because we didn't know what we were doing back then. Also lots of background noise because we were dumb and didn't close our windows! *************************************************************************************** Nuggets Include: Episode 0: our origin story, it's a shame what happened to John Debella, sexy...

Duration:01:00:13

Episode 42: “Like a True Nature’s Child/ The Fresno Nightcrawlers”

6/27/2018
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Topics include: Denis has a headache, Josh disses friends and has another infestation, Life Tips, and another edition of Cryptid Country featuring the mysterious Fresno Nightcrawlers! ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Duration:01:11:57

Episode 41: "As Long As I Can Feed Skittles To Someone’s Backface"

6/21/2018
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Topics include: Backface Boys, No new friends, Josh hates weddings (or not), Denis Graduates, Josh has excuses, New friends, and a BFS News Minute about Billy Corgan and the Mothman ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!! ************************************************

Duration:00:52:55

Episode 40: Officer Little Billy

6/15/2018
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Topics include: Josh has hiccups, FACTS, Best Friend Simulator After Dark, Denis has a plosive problem, home remedies/half an onion ear, FRIEND UPDATES!, NEW SEGMENT: Let's Name Your Improv Group, pessimistic BFS giveaway talk, and discussion of the 1989 "Idenfication, Investigation and Understanding of Ritualistic Criminal Activity" handout from the Chicago Police Department. ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an...

Duration:01:13:59

Episode 39: “What if I Showed Him My Wicker Basket/ Satanic Panic pt 4”

6/7/2018
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Topics include: Denis’ future, makin’ friends, Josh likes a podcast/movie and gets into fights, BFS GIVEAWAY, and part 4 of our discussion on Satanic Panic ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Duration:00:56:27

Episode 38: "King For A Day, Off For Four" /Satanic Panic Part 3- The McMartin and Oak Hill Ritual Abuse Trials

5/31/2018
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Topics include: Josh's chaos magic is spreading, Denis wonders how serious Josh is about chaos magic, Headaches & Hot Dogs, A King's Schedule, Mails Hole: putting a stake in "Thursdays Are For The Maniacs"/feedback from OB/Bike Ballz/a concerning letter from Pugnillicus from Alaska/Josh apologies about the Pugnillicus letter/a letter from David Draiman(d)?!, Itunes Reviews, Show walkers, and part 3 of our Satanic Panic grab bag featuring The McMartin and Oak Hill Satanic Ritual Abuse...

Duration:01:16:23

Episode 37: "Wizard, Warlock, or Whatever"/ Satanic Panic Part 2 - Mike Warnke

5/24/2018
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Topics include: Josh has magic updates, Denis has bathroom updates, and part 2 of our discussion on Satanic Panic with a SPECIAL GUEST ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!! ************************************************

Duration:00:54:44