Best Friend Simulator

Topics include: welcome to the last episode!, our new show is called Dial E for Eerie so stay tuned!,updates on some old segments, paranormal/weird topics we never got around to covering, and some thanks to some very special folks. Thanks to returning guests Gary Libsyn, Special Occasion Dracula, Joe Mantegna! ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to...

Topics include: Does Josh smell old?, Denis watched 146 eps of New Girl AMA, Josh's dishrag gets a little juicy, Denis looked toward a man's penis, animal presidents, Denis is mean about people liking things, and part 3 of The Montauk Project! ! ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator),...

Topics include: Denis was fart-fired, an announcement about the future of BFS, can your two favorite podcast hosts learn how to read again?, Pickle Friends!/Devil Ham, and Josh's Paranormal Portal: The Montauk Project Part 2! ************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Topics include: How 'bout that fuckin' black hole?, Josh has been thinking about that one commercial, Denis is mad about drug commercials and Josh fails to recreate one, Denis needs some cat advice, yellowjackets apparently aren't bees, "meat bees", BFS News Minute featuring a story about actual hell monsters (cassowaries), Josh takes an upsetting phone call, and a return to Josh's Paranormal Portal featuring The Philadelphia Experiment and part 1 of The Montauk...

Topics include: Josh and Denis give well-deserved thanks and apologies, important pillow updates, Old men yell at clouds, Georgia(n)(restaurant) on my mind, and then things go off the rails ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Topics include: Denis is the late night boy, Josh has a cool/pervert feeling, Josh leaves an offering, Woodpecker talk, Sweat management, and talkin’ bout current events turns into straight nonsense. ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Topics include: Josh reports on a new series of targeted ads, Josh's sensitive guts, Dr. Beans/Baretta, discussion of the word "Nimrod", Fezzik's first vet visit, Denis's tremors, fairie offering update, Denis thinks he's going deaf, and Denis cites Ludacris as a big influence ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim),...

Topics include: Dumb brain jukebox, Josh has snow madness, TOADS, We’re writing a book, and another installment of Streets of Philadelphia Cane Toads: An Unnatural History ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!!

Topics include: Denis sees a hypnotherapist [skit], Denis had night coffee and Josh had chocolate, Josh discusses going to Podcon 2, Cumtown report, Denis wonders about a possible hidden meaning behind an old mixtape by means of a Sugarcubes song, Josh discusses the how and why of his suspected house curse and then proposes his solution, and the return of Josh & Denis At Some Movies featuring the documentary Above Majestic: The Implications of A Secret Space Program

Topics include: We need a tagline, Denis is definitely passive aggressive, Josh argues for a hornier show, Denis writes bad notes, Josh will be at PodCon (as a paid attendee) ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook. Thanks!!! ********************************************

Topics include: Josh is in a good mood for once, did you know we like Thin Lizzy?, kayfabe holiday discussion, Denis's MRI results are in, very exciting IKEA story, cat talk, the return of The Streets of Philadelphia, discussing an article on the controversial stance of killing bigfoot, an unpaid plug for Destination America, a bigfoot-related shooting, and then Denis and Josh discuss their own personal top fives of 2018! Happy New Year, BFS Maniacs!

Topics include: We don't need any fucking notes, Josh's brain update, could Denis be the diner conversation guy?, do people do cosplay of old Hanna Barbera characters?, the three-note only Jingle Bells lady, Oh Shit the Bells!, our favorite christmas songs, Denis's MRI experience, The Predator: Assisted-Assisted Suicide, our post-human diner future

No episode this week but we'll be back next week! Josh explains why we're doing this.

Topics include Josh is sad about aliens for a different reason, välkommen till showen Swedish listeners!, the 'googling' names? STOP! ad, the creeping horror of the Green Man, Thanksgiving plans, Denis is proud of showing (nice) restraint, Bryan Adams is a real nasty fucker, the tragedy of human existence and the final part of our Simulation Hypothesis discussion, featuring glitches in the Matrix, David Icke's "Cosmic Internet", and Roko's Basilisk! [WARNING: Listen at your own risk, Best...

Topics include: Josh has the post-Halloween blues again, aggressive book club, whole lotta Swamp Thing, makin’ faces, updates, Denis’ BFS News Minute, and part 2 of our Simulation Hypothesis conversation. ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter (@bestfriendsim), Instagram (@bestfriendsimulator), and Facebook....

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on our contest-winning topic Simulation Hypothesis. ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to follow us on Twitter...

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg" Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witches! ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email at joshanddenis@gmail.com! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!

Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Halloween Spooktacular so tell us your spooky stories!, BFS HQ West is no longer IN SEATTLE?!?!, GETTING OLD: why does the internet think Josh is an old man?, Josh thinks perfect attendance awards are fucked up, Denis discusses adult education school class...

Topics include: New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a dick, we demonstrate some ways to engage with service workers, Denis encountered bugs on his vacation, we compare the anxiety-induced tics we had as adolescents, Denis encountered a southern manchild in an Asheville ice cream parlor, Josh got obsessed...

Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teacher, erroneous movie quote attributions, beer sampler takes liberties at Acme, shoplifter takes liberties with beer at Walgreens but shares with passing mother, Lyft driver brings the puns...hard, RIP sticker ideas, Denis can't draw, someone mistook...