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THE LOUDEST PODCAST #11: A Firing Squad of Dicks

4/15/2019
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Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard. Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee. It's the second worst thing she's ever heard. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:09:18

#10: Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex

4/8/2019
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Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS. #LOUDEQUALSFUNNY http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:34:17

#9: Normal Porn For Normal People

4/1/2019
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Sirancha wants better porn for women. Asterios has a few ideas. Sirancha hates them. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:14:10

#8: WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha's Survivor Screed

3/25/2019
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Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast. Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy. (Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.) (Who we also love.) patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:07:48

#7: To Catch One, You Must Be One

3/18/2019
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Sirancha loves Cilantro. Asterios hates ASMR. And Tallard sees...beyond the veil. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:14:15

#6: Fan Unboxings + Sirancha's Survivor Showdown!

3/11/2019
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Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist. Asterios opens a very emotional gift. And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:07:21

#5: Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, "Hard Up For Heroin!"

3/4/2019
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The kids want their heroin. It's our job to...help? And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:00:58:34

#4: Waifu Wars LIVE!

2/25/2019
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It's like Sirancha always says: "You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking." FFS. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:15:40

Boomer vs. Zoomer #16: Zoomer vs. Dale Gribble

2/20/2019
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Mumkey makes a powerful ally. Asterios gives powerful sexual advice. And Dale Gribble is powerfully triggered. mumkeyjones.tv

Duration:01:07:48

#3: Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

2/18/2019
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Sirancha hates Chewbacca. Asterios hates Bambi. And our lovely callers hate making sense. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:27:37

The DISCO Twins #4: Discovery vs. Orville?!

2/16/2019
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A DOUBLE episode! (Because we were off last week!) ON THIS EPISODE: we discuss Star Trek: Discovery S02E03, "Point of Light" & S02E04, "An Obal for Charon." THEN, we take on The Orville S02E03, "Home" and S02E04, "Nothing Left On Earth Excepting Fishes." Find Erich's YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-9tbi5hzDCgt35yR8tcmWQ And support Asterios on Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:28:44

Boomer vs. Zoomer #15: Big Boomer

2/12/2019
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Mumkey mourns the loss of Tom Green. Asterios pitches a cyberpunk reboot of a Greek drama. And Notch cries alone in his solid gold hot tub. All this AND a particularly horrifying joke about Mumkey's grandmother on this week's Bombo vs. Zombo!

Duration:01:25:50

#2: Memes Are A Secret Shame

2/11/2019
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Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme. Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead. And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:06:10

Boomer vs. Zoomer #14: The Great Good Boy Point Heist

2/6/2019
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HELLO THERE! Fresh off sold-out back-to-back live shows in NYC, your favorite old guy/short guy combo pack returns to fill your ears with an hour of assorted nonsense. IN THIS EPISODE: we recap our live shows, talk about the time Asterios nearly worked for Michael Moore, and pitch a new movie where incels must steal one million good boy points...OR DIE! So listen...OR DIE! (You won't die.)

Duration:01:02:44

#1: Three Foot Resting Beauty

2/5/2019
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IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST! THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS. WE LOVE YOU. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:12:15

The DISCO Twins #3: "New Eden" and "Primal Urges"

1/31/2019
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This week: we watch Star Trek Discovery S2E2: "New Eden" & The Orville S2E2: "Primal Urges." They're both not great! Follow Erich on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/caedus1138 And follow me on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:00:56:36

Boomer vs. Zoomer #13: Jungle 2 Jimmy 2 Jungle

1/23/2019
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Hey! We got two BIG live shows coming up this weekend, so Mumkey's in NYC crashing on our couch for like two goddamn weeks. We've been going at it pretty hard since the moment he walked in the door, so apologies for this episode being late. Hope you tune into this Saturday night's livestream! Get tickets to our BRAND NEW FRIDAY SHOW here: https://bvz2.bpt.me * * * Asterios' Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios Mumkey's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mumkey The Show's Amazon Link...

Duration:01:27:24

The DISCO Twins #2: "Brother" & Orville's S2 Premiere, "Ja'loja"

1/23/2019
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There's a lot of online chatter about how The Orville is good and Discovery is bad, or vice versa. So this week, I said, "I'll watch both shows and talk about them." And I did! Follow Erich on YouTube, dammit!

Duration:01:00:43

JUST ADDED: FRIDAY SHOW tickets on sale for BOOMER VS. ZOOMER!

1/18/2019
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https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4055468

Duration:00:01:57

The DISCO Twins #1: Short Treks

1/16/2019
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Me and fellow Mumkey-verse podcaster Erich McCoy are both BIG fans of Star Trek: Discovery! So we'll be doing a weekly watchalong show for season two. This first episode focuses on the "Short Treks," a series of 15 minute in-universe shorts that CBS All Access made. If you don't know which to start with, I suggest "The Escape Artist," which stars and was directed by Rainn Wilson!

Duration:00:55:05