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Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

6/4/2019
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Welcome to Christory. A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST. If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios. By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself. Join us, won't you? http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:28:56

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #18: Can't Understand Nathen's Trade

6/2/2019
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Asterios channels his inner Nathen. Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS. You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:00:57:32

#17: Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)

5/27/2019
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Asterios goes to Toronto. Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip. And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions: Cryptocurrency Artificial Intelligence Farm-To-Plate Integrity Venture Capital The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding Licensing And Franchisee Models QMR NOT QSR The Consumer Culture of Dubai And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant. We hope you will join us for the Grand Opening of GarfieldEATS in June. (Or...

Duration:00:54:08

#16: James Charles' Bizzare Instagram Adventure

5/20/2019
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Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing. Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything. And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE! http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:10:43

#15: What Are The Bases?

5/13/2019
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On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine... ...what the bases are. Consider the debate ended. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:19:35

#14: Bitching About The "B" Word

5/6/2019
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Once again: We get to none of the topics we had planned. #BlameSirancha http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:01:10

#13: Entergaging w/Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

4/28/2019
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Ladies & gentlemen... ...we got 'em. Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:06:25

#12: Law School Virgin

4/22/2019
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Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author. Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory. And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX... patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:16:16

#11: A Firing Squad of Dicks

4/15/2019
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Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard. Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee. It's the second worst thing she's ever heard. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:09:18

#10: Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex

4/8/2019
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Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS. #LOUDEQUALSFUNNY http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:34:17

#9: Normal Porn For Normal People

4/1/2019
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Sirancha wants better porn for women. Asterios has a few ideas. Sirancha hates them. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:14:10

#8: WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha's Survivor Screed

3/25/2019
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Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast. Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy. (Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.) (Who we also love.) patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:07:48

#7: To Catch One, You Must Be One

3/18/2019
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Sirancha loves Cilantro. Asterios hates ASMR. And Tallard sees...beyond the veil. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:14:15

#6: Fan Unboxings + Sirancha's Survivor Showdown!

3/11/2019
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Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist. Asterios opens a very emotional gift. And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:07:21

#5: Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, "Hard Up For Heroin!"

3/4/2019
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The kids want their heroin. It's our job to...help? And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:00:58:34

#4: Waifu Wars LIVE!

2/25/2019
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It's like Sirancha always says: "You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking." FFS. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:15:40

Boomer vs. Zoomer #16: Zoomer vs. Dale Gribble

2/20/2019
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Mumkey makes a powerful ally. Asterios gives powerful sexual advice. And Dale Gribble is powerfully triggered. mumkeyjones.tv

Duration:01:07:48

#3: Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

2/18/2019
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Sirancha hates Chewbacca. Asterios hates Bambi. And our lovely callers hate making sense. http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:27:37

The DISCO Twins #4: Discovery vs. Orville?!

2/16/2019
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A DOUBLE episode! (Because we were off last week!) ON THIS EPISODE: we discuss Star Trek: Discovery S02E03, "Point of Light" & S02E04, "An Obal for Charon." THEN, we take on The Orville S02E03, "Home" and S02E04, "Nothing Left On Earth Excepting Fishes." Find Erich's YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-9tbi5hzDCgt35yR8tcmWQ And support Asterios on Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Duration:01:28:44

Boomer vs. Zoomer #15: Big Boomer

2/12/2019
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Mumkey mourns the loss of Tom Green. Asterios pitches a cyberpunk reboot of a Greek drama. And Notch cries alone in his solid gold hot tub. All this AND a particularly horrifying joke about Mumkey's grandmother on this week's Bombo vs. Zombo!

Duration:01:25:50