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The Hour Long Five Minute Podcast #1: My Name's Sheldon, Sheldon Cooper

4/4/2018
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0:00 [Intro] 1:06 Wolverine's Intervention 7:38 Help Me Lose Weight 13:47 Ocarina of Shitting On Your Mom 19:55 Valentine's Gifts 27:07 Qui Gon's List 32:22 Talk to Girls in Public 47:00 What We Can Get Away With? 53:48 Just Let Them Watch It! 59:13 The Hand I've Been Dealt 1:05:16 Insweetilize? 1:11:05 The Spice Chuncks of Life 1:17:25 [Outro]

Duration:01:19:48

Asterios Kills A Kid #3: "Cuss Control"

3/26/2018
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How can you possibly come back from calling your teacher "Dad?" What happens when you and your edgelord friends grow up? And what do you do when a girl tells you she likes you, you run away from that girl, an older boy tries to talk to you about it, and you beat the shit out of him? Find out, on this week's episode of ASTERIOS KILLS A KID!

Duration:00:37:34

Porg Chatter: [Pilot] Porgblic Relations

3/20/2018
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patreon.com/asterios muthafuckaaaaaaa

Duration:00:26:26

Porg Chatter 002: Porgcentricity

3/20/2018
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patreon.com/asterios biiiiiiiihh

Duration:00:32:39

Asterios Kills A Kid – 002: "The Birds & The Wasps"

2/23/2018
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Wasp sting your friend? 8th graders steal your snowball? A girl has bigger boobs than you? This episode's all about getting your revenge. This is Producer Jesse welcoming you to another episode of Asterios Kills a Kid! If at any point while listening to the following you think, "Man, I know a kid with problems way more fucked up than this," go find that child, place them in front of a computer, and get them to submit their questions here. The first question this episode is from Hailey, a...

Duration:00:40:48

Porg Chatter: The Cloaca

2/8/2018
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Welcome to PORG CHATTER! The world's first and only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS. In our first amazing episode, we examine Disney's first out-and-proud gay couple, who happen to be PORGS! Here's the proof: https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c370e3b5bf2b2d47d720da74e1a45b7/tumblr_p2ttgo6m2p1v15bzho2_540.gif But for the WHOLE story, you're gonna have to listen...to PORG CHATTER! Hosted by Sriracha, with special guests Whang, Luke Simmons & Asterios Kokkinos.

Duration:00:24:35

Waifu Wars 003

2/7/2018
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Holy shit these three weebs will not shut the fuck up about some dumb cartoon where Sailor Moon girls make wishes and become god and then someone steals half of God's power by invading Sailor Moon "valhalla" and becomes the devil. I'm not kidding or exaggerating at all: that is what this show is about. I thought it was called "Mediko Mekaniko" but it's actually called "Madoka Magica" and the girls seem pretty cool but I kinda don't know why we have to have a dark take on Sailor Moon....

Duration:00:41:27

Asterios Kills A Kid 001: "I Never Wanna Grow Up!!

1/29/2018
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Asterios Kills A Kid 001: "I Never Wanna Grow Up!! by Asterios Kokkinos

Duration:00:43:19

Waifu Wars 002: Misa Amane vs You Watanabe, with Mumkey Jones

12/9/2017
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Waifu Wars 002: Misa Amane vs You Watanabe, with Mumkey Jones by Asterios Kokkinos

Duration:00:48:11

Waifu Wars 001 (Audio Version)

10/17/2017
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Duration:00:51:34

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