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United Kingdom

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English


Episodes

Blank String start several lucrative start ups

7/6/2019
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Luke, Matt and Tim rack their brains to come up with the greatest start ups of all time. Well at least Matt and Tim give it a good go, who knows what Luke was on during this episode. If you are either a Shark or a Dragon I suggest you take a cheeky listen and invest hard and fast now before we it is too late.

Duration:01:10:00

Blank String create child labour 2.0

6/22/2019
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Labour is horrible and 66.667% of the men on this podcast have previously been involved in process. But 100% of the men on this podcast say "now is the time to improve child labour". Introducing the new and improved child labour, it's quick, it's painless and it is risk free! What is it? Well listen and find out how Luke, Matt and Tim work out the next iteration of child labour. Parents-to-be, you're welcome!

Duration:00:56:49

Blank String predict the ending of Game of Thrones

6/8/2019
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Luke, Matt and Tim discuss the last season of Game of Thrones. This episode was recorded early into the season (after episode 2) but will be released well after the last episode has aired. You will be amazed how accurate these three rad dudes are. I mean, especially Matt who was most probably the closest to what actually happened. You will listen to the nonsense that he says and think "what an idiot, that is a dumb ending, no one would want to watch that". That said if D&D had of told...

Duration:01:05:02

Blank String create a cure for insomnia

5/25/2019
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Tim gets a new bed or something like that. It's not important because after help from Matt and Luke they design the perfect sleeping conditions. So if you have been awake for too long and need a night of sleep, just implement the solution we have for you and you will soon be in the land of Nod. Or just listen to this episode, it's an either/or situation.

Duration:00:51:42

Blank String create the next biggest super hero franchise

5/11/2019
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Luke, Matt and Tim want a slice of the blockbuster super hero movie franchise. They take it upon themselves to create the greatest super hero franchise ever and show that is easy to do! Introducing Sauce Man, or was it Source Dude? Now let the money rain in.

Duration:00:45:29

Blank String design a cooking competition

4/27/2019
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After an extra long series of yet another baking competition Luke claims that Blank String can do a better job. So together with Matt and Tim, they design a cooking competition like no one has ever seen. It's dangerous, it's thrilling, it also has a bonus rounds where humans step aside and dogs take over as chefs. What more could you want?

Duration:00:46:53

Blank String form a biker gang

4/15/2019
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Did you know Tim loves bikes? It's hard to believe he is not in a biker gang. This episode addresses that very issue as Luke, Matt, and Tim create a biker gang making all other biker gangs look like a toddler daycare in comparison.

Duration:00:36:20

Blank String predict the next set of Pokemon

3/30/2019
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Luke, Matt and Tim are such super mega fans of Pokemon and are the right age to be too old to play a kids game about 10 year children running around and violently attacking people that they simply don't like the look of. It sound like something we invented, but we didn't. In anycase, we are excited and here are some predictions for the upcoming Pokemon Sword and Shield games!

Duration:01:03:36

Blank String cures Misophonia

3/16/2019
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Luke, repulsed by everyone in his office during lunchtime and requires help from Matt and Tim to solve his problem. Hey desk neighbour... did you just pick his nose? AND EAT IT!!! I am retching thinking about this description. Enjoy!

Duration:00:41:09

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 6 of 3)

3/3/2019
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Luke, Matt and Tim finish the epic battle with the Champions Dragonite and now the Champion is ready to reveal the ultimate secret in Pokemon. How do they do it? What tools do they use? What position do the Pokemon take when undertaking such tasks? Who knows? Who cares? But in this episode (about 5 episodes late, thanks Matt and Tim) we find out and end the Pokemon Saga.

Duration:00:40:30

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 4 of 3)

2/5/2019
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Matt and Tim are on the first part of the last part of their adventure. Is the end in site? Has Luke made it impossible to win by making them fight something crazy strong? Tune in an find out

Duration:00:36:50

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 3 of 3)

1/5/2019
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Matt and Tim continue their Pokemon adventure guided by Luke and start in the midst of an epic battle against 2 Pikachus. Will Charmeleon leave anything unburnt? Will Haunter actually deal some damage? Will the Professor survive? Listen now to find out.

Duration:01:09:35

Blank String replace Santa

12/15/2018
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Last Xmas Luke, Matt and Tim didn't get presents so they went on a crazy, no holds bar adventure which, may or may not have resulted in the death of Santa. Don't worry about it though, we are replacing Santa this year with an even better version of Santa. Santa 2.0 if you will.

Duration:00:45:14

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 2 of 3)

12/1/2018
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Luke, Matt and Tim continue on their adventure with Haunter, Charmeleon and Gyarados in order to discover how Pokemon eggs are made. Expect epics fights, genius strategizing and in true Blank String format, lots of procrastination.

Duration:00:45:20

Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 1 of 3)

11/5/2018
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Luke, Matt and Tim take on the role of the worlds most powerful monsters in order to solve one of the least understood issues, also someone is a Magikarp, Matt resorts to blackmail and Tim burns things. Yet another well rounded and thought out episode.

Duration:01:11:41

Blank String play "You Must Choose"

10/6/2018
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Luke, Matt and Tim pose questions to each other and they must pick one answer or the other

Duration:00:59:32

Blank String design the perfect kitchen

9/8/2018
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Luke's kitchen is ill equipped for mordern day kitchen life. It lacks the essentials, trebuchets, fire, pigs, and a super dangerous defense system to name a few things.

Duration:00:57:20

Blank String pull of the biggest heist of the century

8/25/2018
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Matt, Luke and Tim checked their pockets to find no money. Banks have lots of money, so we will just take all of theirs

Duration:00:52:43

Blank String plan to go to Mars

8/3/2018
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Luke, Matt, and Tim invite a select few to come to Mars, and we invent the best burrito on the burrito market

Duration:00:42:43

Blank String create an amazing dining experience

7/26/2018
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Matt, Luke, and Tim take on the food industry to design an all new and amazing dining experience, looking for investors now (Luke is also sorry for recording in a field)

Duration:01:08:01