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Ian, Kris, and Mark apply their years of adventuring knowledge and survival experience to try and beat a series of beloved children's gamebooks. Just kidding. We're drunk.

Ian, Kris, and Mark apply their years of adventuring knowledge and survival experience to try and beat a series of beloved children's gamebooks. Just kidding. We're drunk.
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United States

Description:

Ian, Kris, and Mark apply their years of adventuring knowledge and survival experience to try and beat a series of beloved children's gamebooks. Just kidding. We're drunk.

Language:

English


Episodes

9 - I've Just Seen a Head / Your Lips are Movies, I Cannot Hear

4/15/2019
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It's a BYOA double feature! You're alone in the attic with a serial killer when you find a magical artifact. Will you use it to bully other children? That's the only option, so yes, you will. Content warning: intimate ASMR experience. You're watching your aunt get exploited by her toxic Hollywood coworkers when you're offered the chance to jump off a cliff! Don't worry, you're safely protected against labor laws because this role is completely uncredited! Contact us by email at...

Duration:00:56:34

8 - Spiders on the Storm

4/1/2019
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You and an obnoxiously large group of randos have crashed a bustling underground spider party. You're in the Underdank, where the dragons are frisky, the burglars are unionized, and the economy is all favors and eggs. Will you ever see the surface again? Or will you just chill with these mushroom dudes until Demogorgon arrives and eats everyone? Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:47:49

7 - Gin and Zeus

3/18/2019
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While fleeing your nuisance cousin, you stumble into another Cave of Time (TM) -- now you're at the first Olympic games (or 120th, depends on the calendar)! Will you race a chariot? Will you wrestle? Will you get pulled into some side-quest garbage and actually end up not doing any Olympics? You're about to find out. SPECIAL WARNING: This episode contains many, many Star Fox secrets. Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:41:12

6 - Angels we Have Bird on High

3/4/2019
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You are exploring the Underground Kingdom, a place of incredible sights, magical creatures, and inexplicable feelings of warmth. Off-camera, you have probably done some drugs, some very good drugs. Will you trick an angel-eyed bird into committing infanticide? Will you trick two native tribes into brutally murdering each other? Why are you always ruining things? Why can't you, for once, just be cool? Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:41:34

5 - Flppto be Square

2/18/2019
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You’re a hot-shot space captain who nearly lost his ship in the Void of Nero — but because you’re a human, and everyone around you is some kind of filthy Martian or suspicious robot, you’ve still got command. When the EVIL POWER MASTER strikes, will your Terran Privilege be enough to save the day? Will you shoot your frail body into the vacuum of space like the galaxy’s least-effective torpedo? Will Sartan ever look past your foibles and give you a chance at love? You’re about to find out....

Duration:01:00:06

4 - Shake ya Sas - quatch Yourself

2/4/2019
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You are on an expedition of crippling self-doubt to the Himalayas, where your friend Carlos was likely murdered by mythical creatures with access to medieval artillery. Can you navigate the oppressive bureaucracy of Nepal and your own existential crises long enough to trip balls on some yak butter tea with your new friend, Bigfoot? Will you end up wishing you hadn't? Are you sure? Are you definitely positively sure? Are you? Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:43:49

3 - In the Moglo Over the Sea

1/22/2019
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Taking a routine May-December group date to Mexico turns from ominous to onerous when you have to trek across the dunes to pull your dumb ass friends out of a plane crash. Mr. Peter may have the best condies and Slee Jees, but that won't save him from these gravely-voiced thugs with their desert Jeeps and sunbathing. Expect strong winds and even stronger hormones. Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:44:58

2 - Twee Will Rock You

1/22/2019
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You are a pajama-clad gnome child who lives in a tree and never sees darkness. When the king's daughter goes missing and total war is declared against literally everyone, you have no choice but to wade into the fray. But who took Princess Morgana? Why are you so pitiful with magic? And how hard can it be to hold onto the hat that your life literally depends on? You're about to find out. Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:30:02

1 - I'm Carrying the Whale

1/22/2019
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You are the CIA's senior whale-espionage operative. On a special mission to either Boston or Greenland, you start a TLC cover band to show off your sweet motorboat skills. But - for reasons never fully explained - your boss thinks that whale music is the secret to winning the Cold War. Can you survive long enough to never find the fabled city of Atlantis? You're about to find out. Contact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com

Duration:00:38:15