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A group of drunken misfits equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules slog their way through fifth edition D&D

A group of drunken misfits equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules slog their way through fifth edition D&D
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Gettysburg, PA

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A group of drunken misfits equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules slog their way through fifth edition D&D

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English

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP27 The Running Of The Ghoulies

6/18/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well…not everyone made it out of the Old Road alive. But fret not! There’s a bunch of murderous ravenous dwarves trying to kill what’s left! Oh…that doesn’t really give a lot of comfort. Perhaps the last few guys will come up with some ingenious way to outsmart these monsters. These burnt out buildings are sure to last a long time against the horde of ravenous flesh-eating monsters just outside. How are they going to escape their current situation? Are...

Duration:01:26:58

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP26 The Gas Of Maric

6/11/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is still traversing the Old Road, trying to get to the Dwarvish city of Kalernor. After splitting the party, half the group is now trying to outrun a giant purple worm…while the other half is twiddling their thumbs waiting to see how that turns out. The play-it-safers and anyone who may have survived the encounter with the worm, make their way to the exit of the Old Road and the entrance of the city. There they are greeted by their oldest and...

Duration:01:21:45

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP25 Why Am I Dripping With Goo?

6/4/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Clint is got a bigger boat! Hopefully he’ll live long enough to use it. NPC’s have a tendency to die when assisting the group…usually because the group kills them. Now done with the boating portion of their trip, the group continues to travel on foot. The only way forward has been barred by a rockslide. However, a pair of strange rips in the fabric of space time have opened up alongside them. If they can manage around this obstacle, I’m sure that there’s...

Duration:01:17:39

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP24 Rough Waters

5/28/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After a semi successful, mostly homicidal mission for the The Lowstriders crime guild, the group journeys towards the Old Road. What is the Old Road you ask? It is an underground passage to get into the dwarven city! First by boat and then by foot. They meet their guide Clint and begin their journey into the darkness. Strange rumblings begin as they set off. What do these rumbles mean? Are the waters around the guild really that safe? What sort of dangers...

Duration:01:25:16

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP23 Like Sands Through The Hourglass

5/21/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Geesh, the House of Fortune are a bunch of snobby fuddy-duddies! Well it’s no wonder that the group has decided to help the Lowstriders guild. They head to the drug tents to search for a goblin named Skrod who will lead them to a secret warehouse entrance. These masters of stealth, illusion and disguise will attempt to gain entry, find the golden hourglass and return to The Drain. Patrick is hoping to get some credit for the group’s work so that he can...

Duration:01:28:57

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP22 The Price Of Friendship

5/14/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Poor Bertrand. Burdened with the guild of Maeric’s actions things have gone from bad to worse. Now those around him plan to sell him into prostitution to the Sloppy Seal. Afterwards, the members have dissenting opinions on what to do next. Some of the group finds out just how long the wait to get into the dwarven city is. Some want to work for the smuggling guild, while others want to work for the House of Fortune. After doing some traveling and some...

Duration:01:30:47

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP21 Everything Is Permitted

5/7/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wow. Well that was certainly a fun and uplifting end to our previous episode. Where do we go from there? As is typical of Botched, we continue to trudge forwards. The group has finally arrived at Kalernyor…or not. Outside the gates of the dwarvish city lies sort of a shanty town named Dhalratha. It is a crime riddled den of scum and villainy, preying upon the weak and underprivileged. The group finds they are going to need a special kind of permit into...

Duration:01:33:52

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP20 A Crisis Of Faith

4/30/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group managed to make a deal with a group of what appear to be meth gnomes. Having no concept of time, they made a rather poor deal. However, the Knights of The Phoenix showed up to defend the town in the group’s absence (not that they cared anyways). Karl went with some of the brotherhood to “teach them of being a constable” which had nothing to do with the fact there was a monster living inside him. In his place the party now has a new member! They...

Duration:01:19:45

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP19 A Little Bit Of Fruit Meth Goes A Long Way

4/23/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group, at least in part, managed to find Earl’s farm! Mayor Danners seemed very insistent on it. Upon discovering it, they quickly realized that not all was well. There seemed to be emptied bins of infected fruit, tracks, blood, oh and a lovely hat! Ogie and Karl wait for their compatriots catch up before following the tracks deep into the woods. Entering further into the woods the group finds Earl as well as those holding him captive. Who are these...

Duration:01:26:15

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP18 Inspecting Mr. Gadget

4/16/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems Overcrop Inspector Gadget met a rather unsightly fate. After determining a possible cause of death and informing the town, the group settles in for a relaxing night at the Stumpy Pony. After that, shit gets pretty crazy. They pick up the second volume of Magical Mallards, I mean, Magical Maladies. After discovering what the town is really dealing with and how best to stem the problem they put their plans in motion. Who was responsible for...

Duration:01:21:38

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP17 The Case Of The Missing Gadget

4/9/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This rag tag group of not quite friends has finally reached Braddock. They are first greeted by Mayor Danners and his fight for the common man. They are taken to the Stumpy Pony, the same place Overcrop Inspector Gadget was staying the day he went missing. The group settles in, has some fine dining, meet some interesting residents and visitors and then they begin the search for Gadget. Will everyone they meet be friendly and supportive? Will they behave...

Duration:01:24:04

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP16 On The Road Again

4/2/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is quite the strange group assembled to solve a mystery. We started off with a rogue, a religious zealot and a magical experiment gone awry and added some guy frozen from the past and a bugbear. Something seems a bit off about this new character Karl, but I’m sure there’s nothing to be alarmed about. This new band of “heroes” hits the road to find out what happened to Overcrop Inspector Gadget. What sort of trials and tribulations will they find...

Duration:01:16:34

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP15 That’s A Whole Other Turkey

3/26/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We now begin our second chapter of our Season 3 story arc. After a bit of a time jump, Kix and Maric have been staying in Yorgundir for nearly a month. Maric’s father Mark passes along a task from the Brotherhood of the Phoenix. Not trusting Maric to go alone he is joined by a human rogue. The group makes off towards Braddock to investigate a missing person of importance. Along the way they run into a small group with problems of their own. What is...

Duration:01:18:16

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP14 Finding Impawsable Friendships In Pandamonium

3/19/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group Ben Hurried their way through a tenuous chariot competition. Without any real casualties, and most still on chariots (sorry Pavel and Toseth), they ready themselves for their next challenger. Yeah, no surprise it’s a bear. However, it’s a big fucking bear! With an entire arena at their disposal, the group will now attempt to survive against this monstrosity. The crowd will look on as they always do, cheering and throwing babies or whatever they...

Duration:01:22:33

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP13 Bearly Koalified Chariot Drivers

3/12/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What has the group gotten themselves into now? In attempting to solve the werebear crisis the group has come across a cave filled with crazed elves. Seeing that a major fight was about to go down, they couldn’t help themselves but join in! Now they are ready and waiting in chariots, ready to do battle in the arena. A flimsy gate is now all that stands between them and the rest of the poor bastards that got dragged into this fight. Will the group make it...

Duration:01:47:21

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 Ep12 A BarBearic Society

3/5/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has entered the mysterious cave in the werebear woods without Caff or Kix. Maric split off from the rest of the group to take the musty tunnel as opposed to the delicious meat tunnel. Maric will use his wits and boisterous attitude to make his way further into the cave, while the rest of the group will stumble about. This cave is occupied by fanatical, almost translucent, elves. What are they up to in these caves? Why are they gathering so many...

Duration:01:28:17

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP11 A Bearly Functioning Team

2/26/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has now aligned themselves with a sociopath who enjoys making music from the corpses of his victims. Yeah, sounds about right. Tasked with curing Urtolheim’s lycanthropy problems they set off to the northern woods to investigate. Everything seems to be going just fine until Pavel decides to make some plans of his own. What will they find in the woods? What is the cause of this bear lycanthropy? What will Pavel do to land himself in hot water...

Duration:01:38:39

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP10 Werebear Stare!

2/19/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems Garr is not only an obnoxious braggart but also a cheat! The group gets their shit together and heads out towards a nearby city. Along the way they make a new, albeit unusual, ally. Together they travel to the nearby city and learn of a looming threat over the land. Affected citizens are chained up in response to ensure the safety of others. What is this mysterious affliction? Who is this weird new ally? What else will Garr exaggerate about? Tune...

Duration:01:20:00

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP9 We Will Stump, You Up!

2/12/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well Eugene’s dead, so that’s a thing. The group, already over it, continues to make their way through this dungeon only to find that it’s really a tower. After doing a little exploration, they find that it is guarded by a strange man. They decide to return home with him while they figure out what their current situation is. Who is this mysterious new ally? Is he being completely honest with the group? Where have they ended up after leaving the tower?...

Duration:01:21:50

Botched: A D&D Podcast S3 EP8 It’s Electric!

2/5/2018
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group went skiing and managed to avoid a wendigo while also acting harmoniously to please a whale. They barely made it through some shocking wires and now find themselves in a room devoted to the magic of electricity. Complete with wires, barrels, doors, and appearing/disappearing panels, the group will attempt to make it to yet another room in hopes that this time it will be their last. What awaits the group in this dungeon of elemental trials? Will...

Duration:01:40:14