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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here we are my friends, at the end of all things. This is the final episode of Season 4! It has been a wild ride, and hopefully you all have enjoyed it thus far. That being said, there is still the episode to listen to. The group is currently trying to outrun the jilted lover known as Yig. Shubniggurath is not far behind, but may be distracted. There are only two pillars left to activate to end the apocalypse. Something tells me the giant elder gods duking...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wow, things have really taken a turn for the worst. Not only is the world ending, but the entire city of New York has erupted into chaos. Oh, and there are giant monsters rampaging around fighting each other or wreaking havoc. The group needed to split up because they forgot what they were supposed to do. One group is running from a big hairy toad monster, the other is dealing with a goat monster that lactates monster juice on you. Speaking of which,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, the only job the group really has at this point is to bleed on a few pieces of rock. That being said...they forgot to bleed on the rock that was closest to them. Now, said rock is under a building work of rubble...and under water. Not sure if the group has time to go back, they do the smart thing in the middle of a world ending event: split up. Now the group is half back-tracking and half trudging forward into the depths of madness to try to save this...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Montana is back from the dead! That’s great on so many levels. Well, not for Montana, but it’s great for everyone else. Now that the group is back in good ol 1932 New York City, chaos reigns supreme! Turns out Father Bierce was Hastur all along. Now New York is embroiled in a giant battle between outer space titans. On top of that, all of the citizens are having it out in a battle to the death. The group just now needs to bleed on some pieces of stone...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last time we left off, the group was dealing with some sort of giant mutant venus fly trap. The only person who really had a problem was Montana Jackson, who is slowly sliding into the mouth of the monster. He should be totally fine though as he slides towards a garbage disposal esque maw of teeth. The rest of the group tries to dig up a pillar in the hopes that they can run to the next spot in time, before more monsters come to eat them. In doing so, they...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As I said last week...all of our content for the end of the season was completely corrupted. So...we did the only thing we could do...re-record the whole damn thing! Never fret, I added new dangers this time around and I am pretty damn happy with it. So this time around, the adventurers are still traveling through time. If they can manage to deal with a saber tooth tiger they will head to the future! I’m sure everything is great there. It is? Well then they...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Full disclosure. We had a major technical glitch which rendered the last month of our season completely unusable. We apologize for that inconvenience as we have to rerecord the entire last month, plus some other content. We did not want to miss a week of releasing content to you listeners so we decided to release our 2019 live performance from Dragoncon 2019. The SPACE VIKINGS are back! The crew gets a distress call and decides to investigate. An arrest and...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do we have here but a good ol’ fashioned combat episode. Yeah, I know they aren’t the most interesting, but sometimes they have to happen! We do have a mystery as one of our “heroes” has been taken by the cult of C’thulu! The Hounds of Tindalos have showed up to murder the group and in typical Botched fashion, they are not super happy about the difficulty level. Fret not however, as I have the power of editing out the grumpiness that is Phil, so he...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Again? They reset the timeline again?! Well, at least when they do that there are no lasting consequences. Now that they have hit the reset button they have to decide what is the best way to proceed. Also, they need to eat a pizza that they received. But wait, didn’t that happen in a different timeline? Time is sort of a big wibbily wobbily ball...Anyways, the group has decided to go with what group b was trying last time: summoning an elder god to fight...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has saved Father Bierce and returned him to the church, the group has to decide what to do. They discuss at length where to go next and how to proceed, but they just can’t seem to make up their minds. Half the group decides to try and abduct one of the fish men and torture them into giving them information. The other half acknowledges that Cthulu is most likely coming and decides the only way to beat a giant monster is with another one....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the goose, that is currently on the loose, is the design of a patron of ours (Thanks Bean!), I have to say I am thoroughly enjoying the chaos that ensues. It seems Montana Jackson has awoken from his “coma” and is back in “action.” With the element of surprise, hopefully these idiots can overcome the superior forces of the hospital and get the hell out of there. However, even if they make it back to the church, they will somehow have to deal with...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, a goose showing up and stealing their car keys was certainly unfortunate. However, I’m sure they won’t have too much trouble with Patron made npc though. Once they get that problem solved, they just have to go back, pick up Father Bierce without doing something stupid like...running him over or something. Then they just need to head back to the church without doing something stupid like...driving the car into the bay or something. I’m sure it will all...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I wonder if the group thinks rescuing Father Bierce is worth it? They discovered the asylum was filled with blood thirsty Bators. Those are bunnies with the heads of alligators, in case you were wondering. They also discovered these strange cylinders filled with light that really ruin the day of anything that gets close. Now that they’ve gotten an idea of what to do, the group will try to avoid the fish people and rescue Father Bierce, get the hell out of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It only took an entire episode for the group to realize they completely forgot what they were doing. Fear not, however, as the dumb dicks figured it out! Now the group is on its way to the insane asylum. The city is still in complete chaos, but it doesn’t seem to have impacted the structural integrity of the asylum. Once inside, it is very apparent that things are very different than the last time they visited. Around every corner lies hidden dangers and...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems that Father Bierce has gone missing! Depending on your viewpoint, that would be a good or bad thing. The group though, is exhausted from their fight with the Gashadokuro. They don’t really feel like dealing with all the problems that exhaustion bring with it, so they decide to take a 4 day nap. In a city where evil is constantly gathering their forces to bring about the end of the world, I’m sure that will lead to no problems whatsoever! Oh,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t call them...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group make quick work of the Dreamlands. Well, to be fair, they kind of messed it up even worse, but at least their rescue mission was a success! Now that they are done with that, it is time to finally investigate the final mission of Nadir. There seems to be something causing the deaths of locals outside of the city. According to the news, the homes and families are killed by storms, even though there are no other signs of such phenomena. Last week...