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A group of drunken misfits equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules slog their way through fifth edition D&D

A group of drunken misfits equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules slog their way through fifth edition D&D
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Gettysburg, PA

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A group of drunken misfits equipped with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules slog their way through fifth edition D&D

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English

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Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP21 The Last Skin Chicken

8/19/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Richard Niple really needs to learn how to shut up. Also, don’t take away the drink of the gods. Even if they’re fat gods! Now he is a big wobbly ball of lard that is completely helpless. Fret not, the rest of the party isn’t far behind in pissing off these deities who shouldn’t be screwed with. If they can manage to get past them, maybe they can finally get their way to Warren! How are they going to get the King of the Dreamlands to leave? How are they...

Duration:01:00:02

Botched: A D&D Podcast BONUS EPISODE: Space Vikings Part 2: Wyrm Mountain

8/17/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A bonus episode! Since we will be doing Space Vikings for our live show at DragonCon 2019, we thought it only fitting to share the related Patreon episodes with you! Now that you’ve been introduced to our weird characters, they still have to get off this planet. They’re currently dealing with some weird goblin like creatures while also following around a big lizard for a funeral. Yrtle may get run over by a buggy, classic turtle. Landing on strange planets,...

Duration:00:52:50

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP 20 The Im-Possum-ible Dream

8/12/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Is it possible for these dumb dumbs to not destroy everything around them? No, of course not. So, everything is turning to mush as they head to the docks. I’m sure there won’t be a giant monster destroying everything. If there was some way to reset the whole thing that would be nice. If that could happen who knows what the group may find. Maybe some nice weasel folk who can give directions. Will the group find such a reset button for The Dreamlands? What is...

Duration:01:02:18

Botched: A D&D Podcast BONUS EPISODE: Space Vikings Part 1: Enter The Beard

8/9/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A bonus episode! Since we will be doing Space Vikings for our live show at DragonCon 2019, we thought it only fitting to share the related Patreon episodes with you! The series picks up in no particular place with a rag tag group of Space Vikings doing whatever it is that Space Vikings do! Each character is out of their mind in their own special way and of course, in normal Botched fashion, aim to mess up someone else’s day. Join the group as they attempt...

Duration:00:57:35

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP19 Kvrty’s Dreamland

8/5/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ouch. Well, I suppose that’s not the worse way to go? Okay, it was pretty bad to get disemboweled by a bicycle. Not to mention it was a bicycle they dreamed up. I’m not 100% sure why he wanted cum and piss, but at least Kvrt obliged his need for urine. Now the guys need to find Warren. He could really be anywhere…like the giant castle. No, that is too obvious. Let’s go check out the cat town! Time seems to be a little off around here. I mean, the getting in...

Duration:01:12:21

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP 18 Dream On

7/29/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! While the group has decided to go to The Dreamlands. It doesn’t seem like it’s the easiest place to get to. In fact, Warren and Francis don’t seem all that enthused on sharing the secrets of how to get there. Hell, Warren isn’t even present. His brother Francis watches over him while he rules The Dreamlands under some other name. The group does eventually decide to brave The Dreamlands though. However, it’s not like a normal dream. Things that happen there...

Duration:00:55:09

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP17 Dream A Little Dream Of Me

7/22/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a decision! Screw that Nadir guy, let’s all go to The Dream Lands! That sounds like a nice place, filled with candy and puppies. The group must seek out a pair of brothers who are experts on the matter. Apparently, adults are not welcome in Dreamland, because they lack the same sort of imagination as children. After the group learns about how far schools are from the church, they make their way towards the brothers, who live outside the...

Duration:01:01:18

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP16 Gloop De Whoop

7/15/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Somehow the group made it out of a confrontation with an outer god and didn’t die. Sure, a couple of them are a little mangled from removing mutated flesh, but at least they’re still alive? First order of business is getting out of these sewers. However, that won’t be so easy as there seems to be a power struggle between different factions. If they should make it out and back to the church, they are going to have to figure out what to do next. Maybe, Father...

Duration:01:08:10

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP15 Lactation Transfiguration

7/8/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here is an important question: Would it have better to not interrupt the milk drinking ceremony? We will never know, because they did of course, and now a big giant black tentacle monster has started growing. Not to mention there’s a large breasted woman lurking about. I’m sure it’s just some naked chick covered in tar…and not some sort of horrific outer god overseeing this ceremony. The group has to come up with a way to stop the giant monster, and we can...

Duration:01:05:40

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP14 A Divisive Diversion

7/1/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Why must they destroy people’s offices? Sure, it was a morbidly obese man who is being paid off by the mafia, but still. Ground rules man. However, they get the information they sneak (and snacks) and head towards the sewers in question. The only way inside is by a well-timed and well thought out diversion. Down in the sewers everything seems fine…at first…but there are a lot of different options. Hopefully they will not find anything horrifying down there....

Duration:01:06:15

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP13 Fat Rises To The Top

6/24/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! How is it, that this group of dumb dumbs can’t figure out why when they murder indiscriminately, not everyone is cool with that? In this instance it’s a pair of house spirits. Now they are stuck in the house while the house is trying to kill them. Good. Meanwhile, Wheels is stuck in the car playing with a safe. Must be the spinning dial. Reminds him of his wheels. Comforting. Kvurt is, for some reason, trying to get into the murder house. I wonder who of...

Duration:01:06:32

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP12 Murder Hobos At It Again

6/17/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Maybe someday I will be surprised by these morally bereft people. Today is not one of those days. Kvurt, not one to pass up on a good scam, is peddling his Sven services yet again. However, the group also seems to be on a more mischievous mission: sending Goggles home with Clive Barker. However, maybe Clive isn’t quite the bad guy in this situation. It seems no one is 100% innocent. Something is definitely wrong with this house, and maybe these idiots might...

Duration:01:05:12

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP11 Spirits & Charlatans

6/13/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! These nightmares are really getting out of hand! Kvurt is rapidly losing his mind. The group needs to come up with some way to soothe his mental pain…or melt his brain in such a way he forgets his trauma. Six of one half a dozen of another. Father Bierce has some serious concerns about the recent events that the crew has been involved in. Further research is needed. Meanwhile, the group decides to investigate some strange home incidents. They quickly find...

Duration:01:01:35

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP10 A Handicapable Parable

6/3/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is out for a little boat ride and sight-seeing. So far everyone who goes to Staten Island, either runs away or goes missing. I’m sure things will be different for our group of merry men though. Hey, it seems like there’s some sort of party going on! If only they were driving a party boat instead of a monster hunting boat. I wonder what is going on with this island. What are these mysterious freighters? What is in all of this cargo? What does this...

Duration:01:06:41

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP9 You’ve Got A Sven In Me

5/27/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the aftermath of the warehouse massacre, we have seemingly lost one of our members…but a new, equally messed up character has entered the game. Those of you who are not patrons don’t know this, but Jon killed me in one of our Patreon episodes and I vowed to take his legs…well now, I have fulfilled that promise. I’m sure 1932 New York was very handicap accessible, so a wheelchair should have no issue getting around. The group has now decided to take a...

Duration:01:09:40

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP8 A Big Bucket Of Nope

5/20/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just so you know listeners. If you rip a hole in your chest for a giant eye to pop out of…it is most likely going to become infected. The group seems to have gotten themselves into a rather gory situation. I mean aside from all the veins adorning the room…and the body parts…and the gateway made of people…and the inhuman abomination, it’s a pretty nice location. Honestly, these jackasses have no business at all fighting something that may or may not be...

Duration:01:01:37

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP7 Intestinal Fortitude

5/13/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new player has entered the game! Who is this Nadir anyways? They’ve given the group a job, sounds simple enough; go get a book. Granted, the book is currently in the hands of the accountant for one of the most vicious mobsters in New York, but it’s just an accountant. How hard could it be? They are given a gift in exchange for their service. A nice leather coat…made of a lot of different leathers. Samuel Surgeon has run off this week to who knows where,...

Duration:00:58:04

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP6 A Stroll Through Central Park

5/6/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Kvurt continues to educate us on the many talents of Sven and also show that Scandinavians have some really awful people. However, he does seem to be really good at finding rubes and tricking them into services. The group continues their investigation into the recent deaths by falling “bears.” Their investigation leads them to Central Park and the homeless population living alongside the “monster.” Father Bierce has learned of a vendor of rare antiquities,...

Duration:01:10:41

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP5 Not My Brother’s Keeper

4/29/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, that’s one way to deal with a problem. Pass it to someone else! Jersey Devil “taken care of,” the group returns home but not before perusing the belongings of the journalist. Having recently acquired a printing press, a car and possibly a home, what will the group do with these new assets? Not too much time to think on it as the group is on to the next case; a small bear murdering people by jumping on their heads. That, apparently, is not their only...

Duration:01:10:18

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP4 Lookin For Bougars

4/22/2019
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The memory of our defenders against evil have still not returned. The hope is that working a case may bring some clarity. The first monster in their crosshairs? The Jersey Devil. I mean, it’s just a myth right? There’s not some goat-headed, bat winged, voracious creature running around murdering people right? It is possible the myths were true after all. They first need to gather some information from the source; The Broncks Bulletin. One way or another,...

Duration:01:07:42