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Each week, a guest and I watch JUST THE SETUP of two different porn videos, none of the naked stuff, all while critiquing them as though they were real movies. And in between: who knows what we'll talk about.

Each week, a guest and I watch JUST THE SETUP of two different porn videos, none of the naked stuff, all while critiquing them as though they were real movies. And in between: who knows what we'll talk about.
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Each week, a guest and I watch JUST THE SETUP of two different porn videos, none of the naked stuff, all while critiquing them as though they were real movies. And in between: who knows what we'll talk about.

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English


Episodes

58: The 4/20 Episode 2 with Rappers The Buddha Head & Jon Quest

4/18/2019
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It is the second annual 4/20 episode and this year I'm celebrating with rappers The Buddha Head and podcast regular Jon Quest. After we watch some videos of weed in porn, the three of us all tell stories about our first times getting high. The porn lightning round in this one is great and the Buddha Head has one of the best porn lightning round answers of all time. If you have to take one lesson from this episode, it's to not be the "Can I get a hug" guy. It's an ugly look. Follow me on...

Duration:01:07:10

57: Cut For Time Clip Show 2

4/11/2019
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That's right baybeeee. The Cut For Time Clip Show is back and better than ever! This time with clips from unreleased episodes, more drunken madness from the Four Loko episode, and pod-favorites Holly Anabel Brown, Malik McCrea, Mike Verbaro, Pat Shustack, Sal DiAndrea, David Garcia, Jon Quest, and more! Plus I drop some exciting pod-news. I had a great time making this one, so enjoy! Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandon Or on Instagram:...

Duration:01:09:19

56: Sitcom Parodies with Legend David Garcia

3/28/2019
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Podcast legend David Garcia is back to watch some Sitcom Parody Porn. We see "Big Bang" a Big Bang Theory parody that couldn't be further from the show, then watch a slightly better "That 70's Ho" which should be self-explanatory. In between, we go over our favorite sitcoms and drop some sitcom fun facts. Later we dive into PornHub categories then dissect porn's godawful audio problem. Finally, we are surprised to find where Fez from That 70's Show is really from plus many more laughs....

Duration:01:16:56

55: St. Patrick's Day with Writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro

3/14/2019
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This week two of my good friends, writers Pat Shustack & Mike Verbaro join me to watch some St. Paddy's day porn, wherein we see about as loose of a definition of a leprechaun as it gets. Pat drops the story of the century about a strange occult-like letter that appeared in cars and mailboxes all over South Philly. Then, we have the first ever DOUBLE PORN LIGHTNING ROUND! And let me tell you, it's one of the funniest ones we've had in a while. Hilarious stories, hilarious discussions. Truly...

Duration:01:16:05

54: Karate with Director Malik McCrea & Rapper Jon Quest

2/28/2019
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Wow, what a fun romp we go on this week, as I am joined by former Super Deluxe director and current founder of the People's Collective Malik McCrea and rapper Jon Quest to watch some karate porn! In TWO podcast firsts, we watch our first foot fetish video and first cuck video! We also talk about buying used underwear and Malik tells us about growing up in Germany. Then stick around for one of the best porn lightning rounds in a while, from Martin Luther King watching Malik masturbate to...

Duration:01:19:01

53: Valentine's Day with My Girlfriend

2/14/2019
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Well hello lovebirds, it has been long requested that I have my girlfriend on the pod and what better time than on Valentine's Day to do it? We watch some Valentine's Day theme videos, which gets us discussing the logic behind buying your boyfriend a sex doll. Then we get into the nitty-gritty of our relationship by answering an anniversary questionnaire I found on the internet. Y'all wanted a look behind the curtain at our relationship and you got it! We talk about the highs and lows of our...

Duration:00:55:32

52: The One Year Anniversary Episode with Sal DiAndrea

1/31/2019
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Wow. I have been doing this podcast every week for an entire year. Absolutely insane I haven't given up yet. Anyway, thank you all for sticking with me for an entire year of porn podcasts. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we end the year where we began: with the synth-pop bad boy himself Sal DiAndrea! Except for this time he is HOSTING the episode and I sit in as the guest! We pretty much go through my entire journey to becoming a stand up comic and the ridiculous personal crisis I had...

Duration:01:14:57

51: Teachers with Comedian Holly Anabel Brown

1/24/2019
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This week comedian Holly Anabel Brown makes her return to the podcast, and in honor of learning on our last podcast she once sexed it up with one of her teachers, we watch some teacher porn ourselves! Obviously, we talk about scandalous teacher stories from our high schools, but we also talk about the angriest Holly's ever gotten, how the Sims is just porn for kids, and how in the future the film Dodgeball will be a sci-fi/fantasy film. Holly also opens up about how she handles talking about...

Duration:01:10:11

50: The MILFstravaganza with Ariel Pomerantz & David Garcia

1/17/2019
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Episode 50 baybeeeee! We did it. And to celebrate, we're having what I'm calling the Episode 50 MILFstravaganza! Featuring pod favorites photographer/cinematographer Ariel Pomerantz as well as the bad boy of fatherhood himself, David Garcia! We have a grand ol' time roasting the first video and all things MILFs, which leads into stories about weird mother/son relationships we've heard about. PLUS: As listeners know, it has long been podcast lore that on Episode 50 I would reveal the porn...

Duration:01:07:05

49: Wedding Planners with EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

1/10/2019
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This one's short, but sweet. Andrea and I watch some porn about wedding planners as a follow up to our first episode together about brides. We talk about the man with the largest penis in the world, then move onto discussing the new R. Kelly docuseries. We probably talk about some other stuff, but I want to sleep now so goodbye. Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandon Or on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thankbrandon Submit videos, suggestions, feedback, or just...

Duration:00:48:14

48: New Years with Dancer Alex CHI Johnson

1/3/2019
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We're kicking off the first pod of the new year right by watching porn set on New Years! Right off the bat, Alex tells me about a VERY weird sex toy his mom gave him. What a sentence. Alex is the king of Hollywood conspiracy theories, so we get into a bunch of those including a wild one about Jamie Foxx. Then Alex talks about a racist predicament he found himself in while shooting a Truth commercial. Plus a lot of other stuff, but stick around till the end to hear Alex pass along some very...

Duration:01:03:21

47: Donald Trump with Comedian Comic Hilton

12/27/2018
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Yup, you read that right. This week on the pod I'm watching Donald Trump themed porn videos with stand up comic and host of Primetime Comedy: Comic Hilton. Aw man. This is the most I've laughed during an episode in a while. It goes completely off the rails, the videos are ridiculous, and Hilton REALLY tries to convince me to get my ass eaten. Plus so much other nasty shit is discussed, but that's your sneak peek. Does anyone read these things? Let me know on: Twitter:...

Duration:01:17:03

46: Christmas with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

12/20/2018
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Merry Podcast! On this special Christmas episode, the boys and I dive headfirst into some spiked eggnog and watch The Grinch XXX Parody and later see how Santa gets down. We talk all things Christmas in this one, plus Sal and I get in a heated argument about Santa where David has to play the mediator. A lot of funny stuff in this one overanalyzing way too much about the holiday. Going to bed now, bye! Enjoy. Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandon Or on Instagram:...

Duration:01:21:13

45: The Cut for Time Clip Show!

12/13/2018
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This is a very special episode of the pod: The Cut For Time Clip Show! Featuring unreleased and unheard conversations from previous guests such as Holly Anabel Brown, Jack Qu'emi, Bronson Young, PLUS classic episodes like Cinco de Mayo and The Four Loko Episode! Honestly, I stayed up all night editing this and I want to go to sleep now, so that's all the description you're getting. I hope you enjoy the episode! Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandon Or on Instagram:...

Duration:01:05:18

44: The Four Loko Episode with Franklin Sanchez, David Garcia, & Sal DiAndrea

12/6/2018
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This here podcast, this here is what we call a clusterfuck. And that's exactly what we knew would happen we got the boys together to drink Four Loko (not a sponsor) and watch 4-way porn. High concept, low brow. We're all over the place in this one: we talk classic dating TV shows like Blind Date and Next then telling stories of being wronged by Four Loko. We dive into the history of Four Loko a little bit, regarding how it was advertised and when the ingredients changed. Plus so much more I...

Duration:01:19:34

43: Thanksgiving Leftovers with Musician Sal DiAndrea

11/29/2018
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What's one of the best parts about Thanksgiving? There's always leftovers, and here on Can We Talk First?, it's no different. We've got leftover videos from the Thanksgiving Episode as well as a leftover guest: the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea. We get sidetracked quick, lamenting about our flying pet peeves plus a story about my brief tenure as a terrible counselor in training at a day camp. Then, we talk about our seemingly similar, but ultimately very opposite experiences celebrating...

Duration:01:20:35

42: Thanksgiving with Musician Sal DiAndrea & EMT Andrea Perez-Acosta

11/15/2018
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This week I've gathered most of my pod-family together, including the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and Andrea Perez-Acosta, to watch other families come together, pun intended, and give thanks as well as dick on Thanksgiving. Spoiler alert: due to the content of the videos we talk people fucking food, including discussion about the local Philadelphia bandit known as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert". Andrea talks about what some indigenous people do on Thanksgiving, we share awful Thanksgiving...

Duration:01:16:32

40: DJs with DJ Angel Ramirez & Rapper Jon Quest

11/1/2018
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In one of the weirdest episodes yet, I watch DJ porn with DJ Angel Ramirez, who DJs under the names DJ 187 Moochie & DJ Champagne Bukkake, and rapper Jon Quest. Angel tells her craziest tinder story, so you know that's always fun. You can tell this episode was recorded a week ago because we talk about Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson, which somehow leads to us talking about what indicates a guy has a big penis, as well as Louie CK/Sarah Silverman, which leads us into a lengthy conversation about...

Duration:01:08:11

39: Halloween with Sal DiAndrea & David Garcia

10/25/2018
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This episode is worth hearing for the special Halloween theme music alone. Other than that, it's a Can We Talk First? Halloween episode with the plot-holy trinity: the synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea and the bad boy of fatherhood David Garcia. We talk turning on porn while you have sex, plus talking during sex. Then we remember it's Halloween and talk Halloween memories. David tells a fucking hilarious story about showing up to school dressed as Batman, then I have a realization about a...

Duration:01:20:58

38: Rastafarians with Former Porn PA Brent Schaefer

10/18/2018
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My guest this week is Brent Schaefer who has done a lot of film work behind the camera, but for the purpose of this podcast, he was once a PA on a porn set! Yeah, they have those, and we talk all about it. Brent is also Jamaican, so I picked out some awful Rastafarian porn videos because of how fruitless my search for Jamaican porn was. We also talk about "Ja-fakins," white people with dreadlocks, dating a porn star, and more! Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thankbrandon Or on...

Duration:01:18:17