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In each exciting episode of Cinamazng Chats, Pablo and Erica discuss the merits, follies, and meaning of a different piece of cinema through their uniquely sardonic lens.

In each exciting episode of Cinamazng Chats, Pablo and Erica discuss the merits, follies, and meaning of a different piece of cinema through their uniquely sardonic lens.
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In each exciting episode of Cinamazng Chats, Pablo and Erica discuss the merits, follies, and meaning of a different piece of cinema through their uniquely sardonic lens.

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Ep. 21 - Waterworld

5/20/2019
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We wet our whistle on the hottest summer blockbuster of 2019; that's right, we saw Kevin Costner's Waterworld, a swashbuckling adventure on the post-apocalyptic high seas featuring fleets of jet skis, a very grumpy merman, and offensive gender politics. Almost as enjoyable as converting your own urine into potable water. Mr Trumpet by Ketsa is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License....

Duration:00:49:13

Ep. 20 - Jurassic World 2- Fallen Kingdom

3/1/2019
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Journey back to the enchanted island of giant reptile murders as we watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the 5th and worst film in the franchise.

Duration:00:57:06

Ep. 19 - You've Got Mail

11/20/2018
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We journey through the Internet tubes to the Matrix simulacrum of autumn in New York. It's You've Got Mail, Nora Ephron's influential romantic comedy with all of the 90s tropes and none of the charm. Your heart will melt as creepy, wealthy businessman Tom Hanks stalks Meg Ryan's cloyingly cute, but completely vapid, small bookstore owner, and manipulates her reality through catfishing. Bonus: This perfectly creepy recut trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2debV8fkLhc Credits: "Escape on...

Duration:00:57:27

Ep. 18 - The Sixth Sense

10/29/2018
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Fabulously wealthy, wine cellar owning child psychologist Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis) endures the case of his afterlife when he meets Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment), a boy living with schizophrenia. Join Pablo and Erica as they perform an autopsy on M. Night Shyamalan's magnum opus. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Duration:01:02:28

Ep. 17 - X-men Apocalypse

6/8/2018
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Journey with us to the 80s as a team of 20 year-old 40 year-olds band together to take on the mutant embodiment of Old Testament wrath in X-men 6: Apocalypse. Featuring a plot filled with origins, this punktastic take on a 90s comic-arc sees Bryan Singer's attempt to rewrite X-men continuity post First Class and Days of Future Past to middling returns, in a film that isn't nearly as reverent to X-men canon as was Deadpool 2. This episode we are joined by my brother, Juan. X-men? Oh, he knows...

Duration:00:56:43

Ep. 16 - Valerian & the City of a Thousand Planets

5/10/2018
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Join Pablo, Erica, and our guest, Joe, as we travel through the stars for a discussion of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, an excessively French film that should have starred Rihanna, but instead stars two adult children. The most expensive independent movie of all time, Valerian comes ripped off from the same comic as was Star Wars, though neither film accurately depicts the source material. Directed, written, and produced by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, Taken 1, 2, and 3,...

Duration:01:13:45

Ep. 15 Episode III Oscars Rises- The Battle Of The Five Armies- Revolutions- Infinity War

3/12/2018
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In Part III of our Oscar series, we discuss Get Out, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri, and The Shape of Water. We also rank all the nominations, get into our picks for Oscar snubs, and discuss who we thought would actually have won(The Oscar should have gone to Birdman). Credits: Music: "Jazzy" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Dee_Yan-…_Yan-Key-Jazzy) by Dee Yan-Key (freemusicarchive.org/music/Dee_Yan-Key/) From the Free Music Archive (www.freemusicarchive.org/) CC BY NC SA...

Duration:01:09:02

Ep. 15 Episode II Oscars Knight- The Desolation Of Smaug- Reloaded- Age Of Ultron

3/5/2018
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In part two of our 3-part series, we go back to Dunkirk, and weigh the relative pros / cons of the glamorous romances found in Call Me by Your Name and the gothic Phantom Thread. Credits: Music: "Jazzy" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Dee_Yan-…_Yan-Key-Jazzy) by Dee Yan-Key (freemusicarchive.org/music/Dee_Yan-Key/) From the Free Music Archive (www.freemusicarchive.org/) CC BY NC SA (creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/)

Duration:01:02:12

Ep 15 Episode I Oscars Begins, An Unexpected Journey

3/4/2018
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It's part one in a three-part series, in which we discuss all of the films nominated for Best Picture at the stuffy, overly formal Academy Awards to save you from having to bore your own pants off. Pablo takes on the persona of Paula Abdul as Erica goes full Simon Cowell to chat about a great deal of melodramatic period pieces. This episode contains Lady Bird, The Post, and Darkest Hour. Credits: Music: "Jazzy"...

Duration:00:46:54

Ep. 14 - RIPD

2/21/2018
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It's Ryan Reynolds in his pre-Deadpool, unsuccessful comic book movie phase and Jeff Bridges doing his very best Yosemite Sam impression in a movie that can be best compared to Howard the Duck as equal parts lazily derivative as it is bat-shit insane, in 2013's RIPD. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Duration:00:56:30

Ep. 13 - The Disaster Artist

1/31/2018
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Join us as we discuss The Disaster Artist: The official adaptation of the book based on a movie based on a stageplay. Also with us is Deric Brown of the podcast Upgrade/Downgrade on Sticher, https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1309296699, and https://play.google.com/music/m/Is7dqyykl6ausmrqkd2ietcbdii?t=Upgrade_Downgrade_With_Marla_And_Deric. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0...

Duration:00:39:45

Ep. 12 - Speed 2

12/12/2017
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It's a low-intensity, high-stakes Lolita homage disguised as a disaster film in a sequel that even Keanu Reeves knew to skip, in Speed 2, a film that safely plays by the rules and doesn't take any unnecessary chances! Thrill as Willem Dafoe tries again and again to mildly annoy human charisma-suck Jason Patric, including the slowest jetski chase ever filmed, the punniest harbor-crashing sequence, a man breaking not one but two arms, and a vacationing Sandra Bullock as herself. Credits:...

Duration:00:49:41

Ep. 11 - ET the Extraterrestrial

10/31/2017
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Join us for a festive Halloween as we discuss the spine-tingling tale of a young alien kidnapped by human children and forced to endure Americana until he can cobble together a phonecall to his home planet and ask them to blow up earth post-haste. Also features a vividly lifelike Drew Barrymore animatronic. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Duration:00:48:06

Ep. 10 - Assassins

9/21/2017
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It's killer vs. killer as Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas try to outdo each other and be the best assassin of all time for deeply nebulous reasons, as we discuss the film Assassins (1995). Experience the full range of human emotion—from devoid of feeling to hammy. We chat about the finer points of meaningless assassin feuds, retro computer technology, and cat ladies, in a wild ride taking us from breakaway floors to the intricacies of the assassin rating system! Deric Brown drops in...

Duration:00:40:19

Ep. 9 - Jupiter Ascending

9/8/2017
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We're not in Kansas anymore as we head to the funked up world of Jupiter Ascending. Whether it's bestiality, the virtues of lies, or Best Actor Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne chewing the hell out of some scenery, Jupiter Ascending has everything, except for a compelling plot or characters. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Duration:01:06:57

Ep. 8 - The Number 23

7/23/2017
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Twenty-three is everywhere--it's a conspiracy! And we watched the film that explores the 23 enigma, The Number 23, which is so needlessly confusing and convoluted that it is truly a horror to behold, just like the malevolent number 23. (Did you know that there are two words in Cinamazing Chats, and "C" is the third letter of the alphabet? 23!!) Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0...

Duration:00:47:58

Ep. 3 - The Cobbler

7/23/2017
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Adam Sandler stars in this bizarre misstep from Tom McCarthy. As Sandler explores the possibilities of magical shoes that turn the wearer into another person, we watch in agape horror as the film manages to offend just about everyone. We will explore the moral dubiousness of his "hilarious" antics, as well as the possible origins of the film, and why Dustin Hoffman agreed to be in another film about magical shoes. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing...

Duration:01:03:34

Ep. 2 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

7/23/2017
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We discuss the bleak, existential technicolor nightmare that is Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, a haunting parable about assisted suicide as well as a truly mediocre kids' film. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Duration:01:03:32

Ep. 1 - Howard The Duck

7/23/2017
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Welcome to our inaugural installment of Cinamazing Chats! On this episode we discuss the improbable existence of the film, "Howard the Duck," as well as George Lucas' duck fetish, and Lea Thompson is down with the fowl. Tune in as Pablo and Erica dissect the film's many, many flaws. Credits: "Escape on a Flatbed" Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Duration:00:30:27

Ep. 7 - Con Air

6/1/2017
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What could be more American than a true classic as we discuss Con Air. All the explosions and Nicolas Cage running around in a mullet and tank top you could ever ask for, as we make profound conclusions about what's really going on with Poe and Garland Greene, and whether the film comes down on the side of mankind being good or evil. Warning: the film discussed contains elements of sexual violence as well as other violent acts attributed to the various characters. Credits: "Escape on a...

Duration:00:51:40