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Clever Name Podcast is a comedy podcast with immature, offensive, grotesque topics and idiotic games. Hosted by a guy who doesn't know what hes doing but every once and awhile stumbles into a joke.

Clever Name Podcast is a comedy podcast with immature, offensive, grotesque topics and idiotic games. Hosted by a guy who doesn't know what hes doing but every once and awhile stumbles into a joke.

Location:

United States

Description:

Clever Name Podcast is a comedy podcast with immature, offensive, grotesque topics and idiotic games. Hosted by a guy who doesn't know what hes doing but every once and awhile stumbles into a joke.

Language:

English


Episodes

Shock Spelling Bee 3- Clever Name Podcast #232

10/19/2020
Martin has been released from quarantine and ready to discuss wtf happen while he was gone. We recount the last live stream on twitch when we were convinced something bad happened to our unpaid intern jess and we go through the evolution of smoking indoors and Gameboys. Then its time for the third semi annual shock spelling bee. This time we both have shock collars on and get shocked every time Ryan spells a word wrong. We do so much other stuff on this action packed show but if you've read...

Duration:01:29:30

Selling Panties Online - Clever Name Podcast #231

10/11/2020
Martin is still in quarantine so long time fan and unpaid intern Jess fills in to talk about her lucrative used panties business. Enjoy the fun while Jess licks and chews on her microphone while getting increasingly drunk and Ryan struggles to figure out what going on. Turns out vibrators, dildos and butt plugs with cameras on them are a thing but who would have guessed they are easily hackable. A guy invented the Bluetooth chastity belt and guess what, it can be hacked and locked...

Duration:01:08:31

Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 2

10/10/2020
The second round of The Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get 100 points. And finally if your pick gets charges against them then you get 200 points.

Duration:01:36:09

The One With All The Memories - Clever Name Podcast #230

10/5/2020
Aaron is back to co host a show like the old days because Martin has been Quarantined for the next 2 weeks. Ryan solves corona virus with zorbs and Aaron is a party pooper that never wants to have fun like jumping out of 30 foot high windows with a towel as a parachute. We remember some of the classic moments from the show and we watch the original backyard boxing fight. Cute girls get extra slack when they fuck up and a kindergarten teacher tattoos his eye balls and get fired for it.

Duration:01:32:37

Full Celebrity Cancel Pool - Draft 1

10/3/2020
Here is first round draft of the full Celebrity Cancel pool. We pick from a massive catalog of celebrities who we think may be canceled in the next 6 months, to see who can rack up the most points. If your pick gets accused of something that could get them canceled then you get 20 points. If your pick puts out an apology video or statement then you get 50 points. If your pick gets canceled you get 100 points. And finally if your pick gets charges against them then you get 200 points.

Duration:01:24:36

Me Too 2 : You Get Canceled Too - Clever Name Podcast #229

9/28/2020
We are back after our virtual trip to Shrekfest 2020 and we have learned a lot. Mainly that we were right about it being a festival of people who like to get drunk, dress up like Shrek and have weird public sex. Martin has a heroin addict serial killer hunting him down in the middle of the night and ends up saving his life. martin has to Quarantine for the next two weeks because of the Polish revolution. The Celebrity cancel pool is September 27th live on twitch and the competition is...

Duration:01:32:37

Down The Wrong Pipe - Clever Name Podcast #228

9/16/2020
To Be Continued from last week. We listen to the rest of the manifesto of gay Martin but first we try to find out exactly what we are in for this Saturday by watching the Shrekfest 2020 promo video. We listen to John Lennon's cover of All-star by Smash mouth and then watch some stuff go down the wrong pipe.

Duration:01:41:05

Raped By A Polar Bear - Clever Name Podcast #227

9/14/2020
Straight Martin is pushing for two podcasts a week because Gay Martin sent us so many videos and audio files we cant fit it into one episode. We spent almost the whole podcast going through Gay Martins manifesto including his master plan to rape me in a polar bear costume then move to a nice house on the lake.

Duration:01:35:00

EA Street Badminton Edition - Clever Name Podcast #226

9/7/2020
We are back from camping and sore from playing hardcore competitive badminton, which gave us the million dollar idea of making EA Street Badminton Edition. We are making time to watch Shrek retold, a terrible homemade remake of Shrek the movie. Martin says it would be easy to eat a baconator in 40 seconds but then backs out of doing it. Ryan wants to be weekend at Bernie'd after hes dead and gives martin full ownership of his corpse. Lastly Ryan takes a hard stance on animal rape.

Duration:01:03:00

Smashing My Webcam - Clever Name Podcast #225

8/31/2020
Continuing the rapping with some Hillary duff and Ashley Tisdale inspired bars. Martin does know about George Bush doesn't care about black people. We are one of the top donors for shrekfest 2020 and how we have our website hyperlinked on there webpage and thats a terrible idea for them. The webcam crashed for the last time on this show and we take it out back and office space printer that bitch.

Duration:01:10:54

Rapcast Feat. Gay Martin - Clever Name Podcast #224

8/24/2020
We write and preform raps written by Gay Martin and straight Martin writes a rap about Ryans love for Hillary Duff. We are reminded that Ryan cant read and we have the first installment of the Gauntlet Speed Run. Remember to make you horrifying video compilations and send them to me at clevernamepodast@gmail.com and we will react to them on the show.

Duration:01:24:44

Dogcast - Clever Name Podcast #223

8/17/2020
Gizmo and Taco start their podcast Clever Name Dogcast by talking about toilet paper pieces that get stuck your asscrack for an excessive amount of time. Martin eats a whole onion and then some gay rap battles happen. Its a really jam packed show.

Duration:01:17:43

The Cluster Fuck - Clever Name Podcast #222

8/10/2020
Martin is in a Futurama head jar while Ryan is losing his mind because he doesn't know how to run a podcast. If you enjoy audio AND camera problems then this podcast is for you. Its like someone said "hey let try podcasting" and they have no fucking clue what they are doing. But its not that, its actually the 222 episode of a show that has had multiple sponsors and a one point was a pretty good show I swear.

Duration:01:11:56

Solving World Hunger - Clever Name Podcast #221

8/3/2020
Martin is at home in his polish school and we finally get Hugo on the phone to tell us some stories about Pablo Escobar. Martin is challenged to a wrestling match by gay Martin to find out who is the one true Martin. The guy who robbed Ryan when he was younger reached out and wants to connect. Finally we guess whats in peoples butts and solve the worlds food crisis.

Duration:01:11:11

The Plague is Coming - Clever Name Podcast #220

7/27/2020
Squirrels have the plague, people are eating more strange animals causing the spread of deadly diseases, Ryan figures out that squirrels dont evolve from chipmunks and we find out Martin spent every Saturday locked in a boiler room forced to learn Polish.

Duration:01:10:43

Fartnite - Clever Name Podcast #219

7/20/2020
We finally read the worlds number one comic book Fartnite. Prepare to enter the brown-eye of the s---storm! The kid-tested, Drake-approved cultural phenomenon of the century gets the Keenspot parody treatment in this explosive first issue of FARTNITE! Experience the flatulent adventures of a motley crew of unknown soldiers forced into a Battle Royale where all the weaponry is powered by their own super-charged farts. Whether you're currently a grade-schooler or just a grade-schooler at...

Duration:01:04:36

Lets Shoot Stuff Into Space - Clever Name Podcast #218

7/12/2020
Martin really doesn't want Photoshop contest where the best Photoshop of martin wins every week. Ryan solves global warming, space travel and inter-space diplomacy. We check out dragon girls ass after an ass life and we completely forget about fartnite.

Duration:01:17:11

Should I Cut Open My Wrist - Clever Name Podcast #217

7/5/2020
Martin is now running the show and thats why the video quality is flaming trash but when new management takes over there will be some hiccups. We discuss operating on the disgusting fluid bag growing on my wrist. We go through the best "solutions" to my problem. We listen to metallicAI creating new Metallica songs with AI. Then we find the greatest unknown comic book in the history of man "Fartnite"

Duration:01:02:49

Eating Pig Shit and Piss - Clever Name Podcast #216

6/28/2020
We are finally here to watch the disgusting video of a man eating a shit covered poutine while we eat lunch. We talk about the generous gift Purolator gave me for risking my life during the pandemic. My microphone turns to absolute aids and I couldnt tell you why. All and all 6 out 10, would do again.

Duration:01:07:25

Mike Does Whatever He Wants - Clever Name Podcast #215

6/21/2020
Mike from Bass Grifters is here to take over the show and make some prank calls that make everyone uncomfortable. I really couldnt tell you want happened it was kinda a blur.

Duration:01:24:17